[Genshin Impact] I Run a School in Teyvat

I suddenly died during an exam, and System 53 came down from the heavens.

It said I had been called by another world, and if I established compulsory education there, I could be reborn in that world. Immortality, invincibility, and things like that would all be within reach.

Only after I arrived did I discover that in all of Teyvat, there was just one prestigious school, and you needed a letter of recommendation to get in.

I thought that wouldn't do. I wanted the people of Teyvat to experience the life I'd had, grinding from elementary school all the way through college until I was wound up like a pretzel.

And so I was tricked into coming to Teyvat, where I worked overtime for five hundred years. Immortality was real: I hadn't aged a day in five hundred years. Invincibility was real too: even the Seven Archons had to show me respect. But I'd been a wage slave for five whole centuries!!

I can't take it anymore. I can't keep pretending.

Goodbye, I'm done.

I had just stepped outside when I saw a blond guy in the outskirts of Liyue.

But it was Tuesday, and he looked like a high schooler who hadn't graduated yet.

So I couldn't help shouting at him: "Hey, you up ahead, don't run! You, blond guy with the floating pet! What grade are you in this year? Which school do you go to? Why are you skipping class?!"

After I explained myself, the Traveler and I stared at each other in awkward silence.

Help, my professional instincts kicked in. Can I flee Teyvat overnight?

OOC warning

If nothing unexpected happens, the pairing should be Scaramouche. This is the Scaramouche who stayed in school in Inazuma and didn't go to Snezhnaya.

Theme: Compulsory education is a must.