One
Yuan Su is a mermaid princess from the deep sea.
One day, she wakes up and discovers she has transmigrated into a book.
On her first day in the book, her original self is at the Civil Affairs Bureau, finalizing her divorce from her top-tier star ex-husband.
Inside the bureau, the man looks down at Yuan Su. "Wake up. Sign the papers."
Mermaids are delicate creatures of the sea, and a mermaid princess is especially pampered.
Yuan Su glances at the pen on the table.
Her delicate nature comes out in full force. "My hand's tired. Rub it for me."
The man: "???"
Two
Before the original Yuan Su divorced her ex-husband, she had signed up for a parenting variety show.
Before Yuan Su takes her child on the show, the internet is full of insults:
"Why is she on this again? Is this brainless fan chasing her idol onto the show?"
"Don't tell me you think appearing on a show with our beloved brother means you can marry him? Take a look at yourself, you insufferable drama queen with princess syndrome!"
Yuan Su: "Princess syndrome?"
Sorry, but this time you've run into a real princess.
Three
Yuan Su changes her usual ways on the show. While the other parents complete tasks with their kids, Yuan Su leaves the tasks to her child and goes back to her room to lounge like a mermaid.
The kid she brings on the show complains to the camera: "See? This is how she bullies me at home. I'm so pitiful..."
Yuan Su gives him a lazy glance and threatens, "Do you still want a bedtime story tonight?"
The kid: "I'm on it! Leave it to me!"
It's just a task. How could it compare to the bedtime stories she tells?
Four
Later, people notice that fewer and fewer people are insulting Yuan Su.
What's more, she has even become the darling of all the kids on the show.
A group of three- and four-year-old children gathers around Yuan Su to protect her. "The Little Mermaid is the saddest character in fairy tales. We have to protect her! Otherwise, she'll turn into bubbles and disappear!"
Yuan Su: "...?"
**
Later still.
The parenting show gradually turns into a pursuit-of-his-wife show for Yuan Su's top-tier star ex-husband.
The viewers can't tell whether they're watching a parenting show or a dating show.
[Look! The way Emperor Shen is gazing at Yuan Su, you'd think he was drowning in her. There's no way those two have nothing going on!]
[Has nobody noticed that Shen Qiongxue's child looks a little like Yuan Su's child?]
[?! The person above!]
[??? If you're going to ship them like this, what about Emperor Shen's wife, who's just an ordinary person? I feel so sorry for Shen Qiongxue's wife. Her husband is flirting with another woman on a show!]
As rumors about Yuan Su and Shen Qiongxue grow increasingly wild, viewers start accusing Yuan Su of being a homewrecker and Shen Qiongxue of cheating. Then one post from Shen Qiongxue sets the whole internet ablaze.
Shen Qiongxue V: [Yes, we have two children. @Yuan Su]
Yuan Su V: [I'm not planning on dating anyone for now. @Shen Qiongxue]
Viewers: [???]
The whole internet explodes.
Yuan Su: The mermaid who turns into bubbles is the love-struck one from the fairy tale.
She's all about her career.
#TheLittleMermaidFearsNothing #TheMermaidPrincessIsEveryone'sDarlingOnTheParentingShow #CanYouPursueYourWifeOnAParentingShow #BothLeadsArePure #
-- Blurb written January 7, 2023, screenshot saved. Revised blurb updated February 9, 2024.
Coming soon: The Villainess Is a Ragdoll Cat. Please add it to your reading list!
Blurb: [Host, maintain your character and complete the villainess's storyline, or else--]
[You'll turn into a cat!]
One day, a voice suddenly speaks in Yu Xi's mind.
...?
Yu Xi keeps a straight face and even chats with the voice in her mind, completely at ease. "Really? How do you know I like ragdoll cats?"
System: [Breed successfully loaded: ragdoll cat.]
Yu Xi attends an elite academy. As one of its shareholders, she has a great deal of influence there.
Also among the academy's most prominent students are four childhood friends who grew up with her.
One day, Yu Xi suddenly finds that she can see words above her friends' heads.
[One of the game's romanceable male leads]
[The devoted second male lead]
[Hidden romanceable character...]
[The villainous boss]
Yu Xi: ...
She believes what the System tells her and starts carrying out the villainess's tasks at the academy, bullying the female lead, a transfer student.
Yu Xi greets the female lead, whom she is meeting for the first time, with a string of insults:
"So you're the poor student the academy sponsors? Look up. Can't you speak? ...Meow!"
Yu Xi covers her mouth.
The female lead looks up: ...? Was that, was that a cat meowing?
*
Yu Xi realizes her body is gradually starting to feel strange.
Her tongue is becoming like a cat's, and she can't eat food that's too hot.
She is also starting to eat small meals more often. The smell of fish draws her in for no reason, and she can't resist the scent of catnip.
Her jumping ability is remarkably good, too, and whenever she sees something moving, she can't help wanting to pounce on it.
The balls of yarn at home end up scattered all over the floor...
Yu Xi: crying cat face.jpg. She really doesn't want to play with yarn anymore!
#TheEliteAcademy'sVillainessTurnsIntoACat #BothLeadsArePure #VillainessBecomesEveryone'sDarlingCat #
Coming soon: The Socially Anxious Girl's Thoughts Are Read on a Dating Show. Please add it to your reading list!
Yan Qi is extremely socially anxious. She'd rather nod than speak, and if she can get away with a short sentence, she'll never use a long one.
To outsiders, she seems like a cold, indifferent snow lotus.
In truth, she can spend over two hours chatting to herself in her head, all while munching on sunflower seeds.
One day, Yan Qi learns that she is actually a disposable character in a book.
The male and female leads are the most popular couple on a dating show, and she's the passerby whose job is to ship them.
System: [You need to join the show and take the lead in shipping the male and female leads.]
Yan Qi: Ship them? Hmm, but I'm socially anxious... Can I ship them in my head?
System: ...?
On the show, Yan Qi sticks to her socially anxious nature. She nods instead of speaking, and even when it's time to introduce herself, she only says her name.
Viewers: Another beautiful woman with no personality.
Viewers: This female guest barely says a word. She's so aloof. She seems kind of arrogant.
Viewers: Hmm, this kind of personality isn't very popular on dating shows.
The socially anxious Yan Qi doesn't say more than three sentences a day on the show.
At first, the other guests all think she's an incredibly aloof woman with no personality.
Until they hear Yan Qi's thoughts...
[Ahhh! The first female guest is so pretty! I want to snuggle up to her!]
[The first male guest has huge biceps. Wow, scary.]
[Ahhh, the second and third male guests both like the first female guest! Love triangle! Fight, fight!]
[Well, well. The first male guest liked the first female guest just two days ago, so why is he writing a love letter to the third female guest today? What a player, keeping all his options open!]
[I heard the third and fourth male guests were alone together in a room with the door shut for over an hour last night... Hmm, and they say they're just good friends. Do they think we're idiots?]
[...? Why has everyone gone quiet?]
[Why are you all looking at me?] peeling an orange.jpg
*
Yan Qi thought that once the show aired, viewers would barely notice her.
To her surprise, she became famous after the show was broadcast.
Yan Qi: Aloof and socially anxious on the outside, munching on sunflower seeds and enjoying the gossip on the inside.
As the show aired,
Yan Qi gradually sensed that the other guests were starting to look at her differently...
The female lead seems socially anxious and aloof, but she's really just a gossip-loving bystander who enjoys the drama.
The male lead is one of the variety show's guests.
Every guest can hear the female lead's thoughts.
A sweet, satisfying, everyone-loves-her story.
-- Blurb written January 28, 2024.
Theme: Stay positive!
After I Dumped the System
My Archenemy's Pheromones Have Me in a Haze
The Overpowered Hero Has Twins
My Childhood Friend Caught Me Buying Toys
My Parents Are Pressuring Me to Take the Civil Service Exam
A Bolt from the Blue
My Pheromones Smell Like Stinky Tofu
After Switching Partners with My Childhood Friend
Peach Oolong
My Years of Overacting at the Noble Academy
Spring Rain, Clear Evening
The Villainess Is a Ragdoll Cat [Noble Academy]
I can accept that the male protagonist is a scumbag. At worst, I won't watch it in the end, but I can't accept that the male protagonist is stupid. I have a strong misanthropy of stupidity. It's a bit outrageous to agree to pretend to be a couple because of a life-saving grace. For the entertainment industry, love is the number one topic, but he actually agreed. It's really stupid. Of course the author can write what he wants to write, I just want to complain about the stupidity of the male protagonist.
啊啊啊啊啊绝了，要什么给什么，没有一点原则吗，如果一个满脸贪婪的抠脚大汉无底线的要这要那，早就被捧杀或者让他自取灭亡了吧
There are so many ways to repay a favor and you can't choose? Doesn't a big actor have no resources and must fall in love? I'm so dirty. I beg you. I can change the male lead.
No, I feel like the male protagonist is dirty. He has a background in the entertainment industry. If he is with the female protagonist in the future, the female protagonist will have to suffer many rumors and troubles. I know they can be solved, but the female protagonist has done nothing wrong.
I read Chapter 64 and the first 59 chapters from Chapter 1. I thought it was quite interesting. But when I went online today, I found out that I wanted to buy it. So I just bought it. The next 6 chapters must also be interesting. As a result, I bought them all. I ordered them all. What the hell are you cutting out the last 6 pieces of shit I wrote? I didn't see all of your stuff in these six chapters. If you don't want to write, don't write. If you don't want to play. You're just screwed up, sister. Then I saw this kind of thing for the first time, are you cheating me of my money? I originally said, hey, you wrote it before, but then suddenly VIP suddenly asked me to buy it, but what the hell did you write?
There's no need to buy it later, it's a mess
"Fish in the same position" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ for
"Finally, the originally imprisoned pair" gave the author a big bug~ Close tightly
"She has wanted to try this for a long time." This is a big bug for the author~ root
"Yuan Su suddenly sounded at this time" which really caught the author's eye~ think