[My new story, The Madcap Moves of a Rich Family's Daughter, is now underway.
Please add my upcoming stories, The Complete Online Course Guide to a Retired Top-Tier Star and You Call This a Rich Family?, to your collection~ Love you all ovo]
Immortal Lord Qin was a minor NPC in the massive online game Fairy Fate Online. Every day, she sat outside Marriage Island, handling marriage and divorce registrations for couples. The job was easy, with meals and gossip aplenty.
Then one day, a bug came crashing down from the heavens and knocked Qin Xianjun unconscious in front of the Three Lives Stone.
When she woke up, Qin Xianjun was horrified. Wh-where was she?!
Yes, this was Love Variety Show 101, a reality dating show where ordinary people fell in love.
Qin Xianjun slapped her thigh and understood.
Wasn't this just the game turned into reality, with her still doing her old job?
Qin Xianjun checked her inventory: over 999 invitations, over 999 wedding candies, over 999 fireworks, over 999 paper-cut window decorations...
Great. As long as she had all her equipment, she'd never go hungry.
And so, a strange guest appeared on the dating show:
While everyone else was dating, she stayed up all night drawing up three wedding procession plans for them;
While everyone else was arguing, she pulled out a divorce agreement and started stamping and signing it;
While everyone else was exchanging glances, she set off fireworks above their heads, spelling out four characters: "Bound together as one";
Irate netizens: Is Qin Xianjun actually a member of the production team making a cameo? Where does she get all those weird things?
So strange. Better take another look.
Clear-headed netizens: Everyone Qin Xianjun blesses gets married. She's a ready-made matchmaker. Hurry and pay your respects!
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Xu Ziying had been overwhelmed lately. An NPC had gone missing from Fairy Fate Online, the game he had created.
It had taken the Three Lives Stone with it.
It had even taken the wedding supplies shop.
Because players could no longer get married or divorced in Fairy Fate Online, the game was dragged onto the trending list. Players uninstalled it and quit, and the stock price kept falling.
But the game's data showed no abnormalities.
Then one day, his assistant Xiao Cheng showed him a trending post. Qin Xianjun, an ordinary guest on a dating show who shared a name with their NPC, had set up a bridal suite for one of the show's affectionate couples in a single night.
The more he looked, the stranger it seemed. Why did that bridal suite look so much like the one he'd designed in the game???
As a fine young man of the twenty-first century, Xu Ziying didn't believe rumors or spread them. He firmly upheld the core socialist values and paid no attention to nonsense about ghosts, transmigration, or NPCs entering the real world.
He decided to go on the show and "debunk the hoax."
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When players of Fairy Fate Online discovered that Xu Ziying wasn't fixing the bug and had secretly gone on a variety show instead, they all switched over to watch the show, and the comments section erupted.
Dating show viewers: Designer, please show some restraint and stay away from our Xianjun.
Online game viewers: Xu Ziying, just wait until I pull out my forty-meter-long blade... to peel an apple for you and my daughter.
Dating show viewers: Our Xianjun baby is about to get kidnapped. What do we do? Waiting online, super urgent!
Online game viewers: Damn, Xu Ziying is a bastard. He actually designed an NPC to chase after women. I've learned my lesson, I've learned my lesson!
#TheTwoOrThreeThingsBetweenAnOnlineGameFounderAndHisOwnNPC#
Reading guide*
1. A livestreamed variety show, with viewer comments, mostly teasing and shipping CPs. The comments in later chapters won't exceed those in Chapter One;
2. Not a strong female lead story, but a satisfying one. The male lead appears late and is mostly just a man living in the comments early on. It's a fun story with no frustrating angst;
3. Entirely fictional, with no real-life models. An ordinary-people reality show, with almost no entertainment-industry content. The story ends when the dating show does;
4. There are countless good stories on Jinjiang. Readers come and go, and that's perfectly normal. No need to announce when you drop the story. All the best.
[Blurb captured on 2023.01.06]
Blurb for my new story, The Madcap Moves of a Rich Family's Daughter:
Meng Qingzhi transmigrated into a book, becoming the fake heiress in an old-fashioned angsty romance who stole the real heiress's engagement. She also enthusiastically took part in the love story between the male and female leads.
System: Host, don't worry. Just follow the original plot by doing this, then that, and then blah blah blah with the male and female leads, and we'll have completed the mission!
Meng Qingzhi: Fine :) Let's let this resentful rich couple experience the resentment of working people.
System: Since the Host is taking this so well, let's begin our first mission: kneel and offer tea to your new mother-in-law.
Meng Qingzhi: TD
On the first day after transmigrating into the book,
the male lead's stepmother demanded she hand-copy the family rules.
Meng Qingzhi snatched the family rules, flung them to the floor with a slap, took out a lighter, and began burning them as she pounded the ground and yelled, "Ancestors! I have failed you! I'll take this new-society relic down to see you right now!"
The male lead's stepmother screamed at the blazing fire and fainted. In the chaos, the housekeeper shouted, "Quick! Call an ambulance!"
Meng Qingzhi: "Don't panic!"
She held a peachwood sword, wore a Taoist robe, and performed a ritual beside the stepmother's bed, making her wake up in terror, faint again, then wake again after being splashed with water.
Meng Qingzhi: I used to be great at racing my boss. Now I'm just as good as ever at stealing people from the King of Hell!
Not long after,
the male lead's relatives were invited to a meal. His aunt clucked her tongue and sneered, "I heard you were a child the Meng family got by mistake. Who knows what slum-dweller's blood is running through your veins."
Meng Qingzhi snatched the toy syringe from a nearby child, fitted it with a steel needle, and jabbed it into the aunt's butt. With a ferocious expression, she cried, "My blood is dirty?! Hahaha, my blood is dirty!! If each of you noble Shen family members gives me a tube of blood, I can successfully replace my blood! Heh heh heh!!!"
The aunt clutched her butt and howled. The other relatives ran all over the house, and those who tried to escape over the wall were one by one sent tumbling down by the electric fence.
As she grilled squid on the wall, Meng Qingzhi critiqued everyone's hairstyle: "This one's not bad, this one's criminal, that one's too curly. Better to shave it all off."
The Meng family's precious son, who had spent eight years studying abroad, found Meng Qingzhi and angrily said, "You're so heartless. After getting married, you don't even bother helping the family. Dad's so worried about you that he can't focus on work, and our company is about to go bankrupt!"
Meng Qingzhi took two steps back, spun and leaped, then placed her warm palm against her fake older brother's face and said kindly, "The company went bankrupt as soon as you got back. Have you ever reflected on yourself?"
A month later, the rich male lead returned from abroad late at night.
The System couldn't sit still and immediately issued a mission: Host, personally cook four dishes and a soup for the male lead and warm his heart, which is as cold as granite.
Meng Qingzhi: Sure, sure! The idiot male lead is back, is he?!
Moments later, the male lead saw tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, and onions neatly arranged on his granite dining table. Meng Qingzhi saw a crack appear on his beautifully sculpted face.
Meng Qingzhi smiled with great warmth and personally picked up a cucumber and stuffed it into the male lead's mouth. "Eat up. There are more after this one."
With his mouth blocked, the male lead couldn't speak. That very night, he fled the country.
As the plot went further and further off course, the System broke down: Don't make me get sentimental! The truth about your background is...
Meng Qingzhi rubbed her wrist. "Don't make me slap you! You can't live properly, and you can't die either. Hahaha, leave me alone, I'm crazy!!!"
Theme: Understand and respect one another.
So are you going to lose your horse? It's so slow. I hope this problem will be solved soon. The male protagonist can explain to me that the fairy has misunderstood me for a long time. Don't make her sad. Ahhhhhhhhhh. The fairy is not a useless NPC!! Hateful
Sha Diao Tiantian's pre-collection of "You Call This a Rich Family?" Please collect it, the copy is as follows: Ji Huaiyin grew up in poverty and made a living moving bricks during college. When he was 24 years old, he died suddenly on a construction site. Dead, but not quite dead. When she opened her eyes again, she was transformed into the daughter of one of the richest families in Jiangcheng. She was eighteen years old again, a pure winner in life. Ji Huaiyin, who felt that his life was full of hope, jumped up and was about to accept his rich life, but was knocked back to his original shape by his own father with a blow to the head. "Our family started from bricks and mortar, we must not forget our roots." Ji's father handed over a familiar thing with a kind look, "Yinyin, you have to take care of yourself when you go to the construction site." Ji Huaiyin's mouth twitched as he looked at the yellow helmet in his hand, haha, it's quite exquisite. What's going on? Has my soul piercing been discovered? Father Ji has become a stepfather? On the construction site, a gray-faced Ji Huaiyin sat expressionlessly on the side with a food box. A group of similarly ragged young people gathered around. They took out gold-rimmed business cards with gloves from their tattered work clothes and introduced themselves: "Hello, I am the only son of the Xu family, the richest man in Jiangbei." "Hello, I am the second young master of the Cheng family, a wealthy businessman from Jiangnan." What you think of as a business war is about money flying around and two hundred million in one sentence. In fact, the business war is about Lu Chu, the second-placed brick-moving performer that day, secretly taking away the chicken steak from the first place's lunch box, and then—— Ji·First Place·Huaiyin pointed his eyes at Lu Chu and shouted: "He is the young master of the Lu family, the overlord of the river! Let's beat him together!" Lu Chu:? You violent woman put down the bricks and don't come over. Ji Huaiyin felt that he had a new starting point and could not rest on his laurels, so he planned to invest in something. Then something strange happened - She planned to build a shopping mall in the suburbs, but failed, but dug out an ancient tomb underground; She tried to open a restaurant in the vegetable market, but failed, but it became a gathering place for Internet celebrities to check in; She wanted to do charity in impoverished mountainous areas, but failed, but unexpectedly discovered a new variety of fruit. For a time, the Ji family koi was in the limelight. Who knows who leaked the news, and the whole Jiangcheng heard about it. It turned out that the culprit that caused the Lu family's precious young master to be hospitalized was actually Ji Huaiyin and the Ji family's ancestral helmet. The Lu family immediately quit! A family of young and old Lai were acting up and wallowing in the Ji family, demanding an explanation from the Ji family. They don't want money or land, they only have one request: give Ji Huaiyin to the Lu family as their daughter-in-law! Lu Chu said disdainfully: "Hey, who wants to marry her..." Ji Huaiyin jumped three feet high: "You think I can take a liking to you, a little hot chicken who steals chicken chops?" Mother Lu snatched away this careless thing and said with a bright smile: "The younger son doesn't like it, why don't we look at something else? Our eldest son has a net worth of over 100 million yuan, is handsome and has eight-pack abs, and the second son is studying abroad, he is elegant, refined and elegant, you can choose whoever you like, and if you don't like it, there is no problem in marrying into your family!" Lu Chu:?? Mom, I was wrong, Mom #The workers on my construction site are all heirs to wealthy families #The whole process of starting a business and making a fortune in wealthy koi Click on the column to also get: Reach the pinnacle of the entertainment industry with just one click: "The Most Complete Online Course Tutorial for Retirement Top Rankers" The wonderful mouth rejuvenates and gallops into ancient times - "Guan Guan Taifu's Mouth" The second male lead + secret love come true in "Pink Sea of Mist" The female supporting character felt that this task was not feasible in "I am not compatible with love" Finished article: "After binding the golden sentence system, I became a cool article in the entertainment industry"
I'm so speechless. A misunderstanding can't be solved until the finale, right?
Maid outfit, an apron more suitable for Chinese babies' physiques (sure)
First of all, I feel that Xianjun's character has changed a bit. He is more lively, uses modal words and has a cute tone. Is this a symbol of integrating into the world? (Curious The second is that the father-daughter dynamic is really explosive, haha (so weird, take another look. Jpg
Good guy, my boyfriend Bai Yueguang is actually my best friend?!
The twelve-year-old NPC is still related to popularity and marriage. If you don't want to, don't leave it. This company...
I just received a notice that if there are no accidents tomorrow (July 8th) this article will be published in v. Chapters 19-34 of v will be inverted. Those who have read it should not buy it again. It should be updated with 6k words tomorrow. Thank you for accompanying me along the way. After v, if there are no accidents, I will insist on updating 6k words every day until the end of the text. I love you~
Suddenly it occurred to me that fever has two meanings (?)
I really didn't expect it to be a secret love trick.