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Lin Xia is a special presence in the entertainment industry. With nothing but her mouth, she's fought her way through seven rounds and back again, embodying a new term through her constant back-and-forth: "variety show actor."
On a dating show, she says, "People who are love-brained are evolutionary castoffs."
On a music show, she says, "Some music is born just to say... could you please not have been born?"
On a game show, she says, "There is true love in this world, but if you steal my buff, you'll pay with your life!"
On a food show, she says, "I'm just one step away from being a chef. I'm on this side, and the golden finger is on the other."
Variety show directors: It hurts, but it's fun.
Lin Xia is proud of this, and warns the useless little System in her head: See? To be human is to be someone like Sister Xia, who contributes to society!
The useless System, Jin: But I can help my Host hear people's thoughts!
1
Lin Xia is bound to the "Golden Quote Generator System." It can't come up with golden quotes or generate anything, and is just a cute little useless thing that can only faintly hear other people's thoughts.
So Lin Xia sits beside Yu Xinghe and pokes the System in her mind, asking it to listen to what Yu Xinghe is thinking.
Little Jin the System puts on a serious face, and then Yu Xinghe's low, tender voice comes through Lin Xia's mind: "Lin Xia, Lin Xia."
The voice abruptly stops.
Lin Xia's ears turn bright red.
2
Lin Xia recently agreed to an interview with a host famous for never pulling their punches.
Host: I heard you and your male idol, Yu Xinghe, were once rumored to be dating. Is it true?
Lin Xia: That depends on what the CP fans want. I can't just say whatever I like.
Host: So you mean that if there are enough fans, you could turn fiction into reality?
Lin Xia: I mean, if the CP fans want it, we'll make it public.
Host: ???
Yu Xinghe stands outside the studio, unable to hide the amusement in his eyes.
"I once reached out to pluck a star. Now we shine together."
Mischievous little sunshine x aloof, top star
*Reading guide:
1. One-on-one romance, both leads are each other's first and only. None of the main or supporting characters are perfect, and the System grows over time.
2. The female lead is a romance killer; the male lead has a secret identity. The early coincidences are part of a hidden plan that will gradually unfold later.
3. Not a traditional entertainment-industry story. Everything is fictional, and no character or event is based on reality.
4. Few villains, few face-slapping scenes, with a focus on humorous everyday life.
5. This is also the author's first novel. It's not very polished, but I'm doing my best. Different strokes for different folks. If it's not for you, don't force yourself to read it or tell me; the next one will be better (heart).
New novel, The Crazy Rich Family's Female Supporting Character, Goes Off the Rails. Blurb:
Meng Qingzhi transmigrates into a book and becomes the fake heiress in an old-fashioned angst novel, the female supporting character who stole the real heiress's engagement, and throws herself wholeheartedly into the male and female leads' love story.
System: Host, don't worry. Just follow the original plot, do this and that, then blah blah blah with the male and female leads, and our mission will be complete!
Meng Qingzhi: Fine :) Let's make these rich, resentful couples feel the resentment of an overworked employee.
System: Since the Host is taking this so well, let's begin our first mission: kneel and serve tea to your new mother-in-law.
Meng Qingzhi: TD
On the first day after transmigrating into the book,
the male lead's stepmother demands that she copy the family rules by hand.
Meng Qingzhi snatches the family rules, slams them onto the floor, pulls out a lighter, and screams while burning them and pounding the ground: "Ancestors! I've failed you! I'll take this old tumor of the new society down to see you right now!"
The male lead's stepmother sees the flames everywhere, screams, and faints. The butler shouts amid the chaos: "Quick! Call an ambulance!"
Meng Qingzhi: "Don't panic!"
With a peachwood sword in hand and a Taoist robe over her shoulders, Meng Qingzhi performs a ritual beside the male lead's stepmother's bed. She manages to scare her awake, then faint again, then wakes her up by splashing water on her.
Meng Qingzhi: I used to be great at racing my boss. Now I'm just as good as ever at snatching people from the King of Hell!
Not long after,
the male lead's relatives are invited over for a meal. His aunt clicks her tongue and sneers: "I heard you're just a child the Meng family got by mistake. Who knows what slum-dweller's blood runs in your veins."
Meng Qingzhi snatches a toy syringe from a nearby child, sticks a steel needle into it, and jabs the aunt in the butt. With a twisted expression, she says: "My blood is filthy?! Hahaha, my blood is filthy!! If each of you noble Shen family members gives me a vial of blood, I can successfully exchange my blood, hehehe!!!"
The aunt clutches her backside and howls. The other relatives run around the house in a panic, and the ones who try to escape by climbing over the wall are sent tumbling down one by one by the electric fence.
As she grills squid on the wall, Meng Qingzhi critiques everyone's hairstyles: "This one's not bad, this one's criminal, that one's too curly. Better to shave it all off."
The Meng family's beloved son, who has been studying abroad for eight years, finds Meng Qingzhi and says angrily: "You have no heart! You've been married for ages and still haven't done anything for the family. Dad is so worried about you he can't focus on work, and our company is about to go under!"
Meng Qingzhi takes two steps back, spins and leaps, then places a warm palm against her fake big brother's face and says kindly: "The company goes under as soon as you come back. Have you considered reflecting on yourself?"
A month later, the wealthy male lead returns home late at night.
The System can't sit still and immediately issues a mission: Host, please cook four dishes and a soup for the male lead yourself, and soften his granite-cold heart.
Meng Qingzhi: Sure, sure, sure! The idiot male lead is back, is he?!
A moment later, the male lead sees tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, and onions neatly arranged on his granite dining table, while Meng Qingzhi sees a crack in his exquisitely sculpted face.
Meng Qingzhi smiles with exceptional warmth, picks up a cucumber herself, and stuffs it into the male lead's mouth. "Eat up. There's more after this one."
With his mouth blocked, the male lead can't speak. That very night, he flees the country.
Watching the plot veer further and further off course, the System breaks down: Don't make me get emotional! Actually, your background...
Meng Qingzhi rubs her wrist: Don't make me slap you! You're no good at living, and you can't die either. Hahaha, stop meddling! I'm crazy!!!
Theme: The stars and you will both shine.
After Becoming an Instructor at a Noble Academy
I'm Crazy, But I Got Stronger [Quick Transmigration]
A Pleasure Doing Business [Marriage Before Love]
You Call This a Prestigious Family?
The Retired Top-Tier Star's Ultimate Online Course Guide
What Could an NPC Possibly Have Up Their Sleeve? [Dating Show]
The Villainess Goes Crazy, So Let the Plot Fall Apart
Just outrageous. I have some doubts about the cause of his mentor's death and the source of his previous works.
Isn't this place equipped with surveillance cameras? It has been discovered once. Even if she really wasn't pretending, didn't the heroine think about whether there would be surveillance before taking action? There's someone in the basement, it's very weird
——Excellent pre-acceptance, ask for help online —— Column: "Online Game NPC After Opening a Dating Agency in Lianzong" ——Gay-friendly article, fat and ready to be slaughtered—— Absurd opening line: "What I open is a gourmet restaurant!"
To be honest, in reality, the anti-narcotics police were so aggressive that they would have been wiped out long ago.
It's a bit scary, and Yu Xinghe disappeared a few years ago. He has been imprisoned here, and there may be surveillance or something.
My lover is coding (hint (hehe)
The vb comments mixed with advertisements are too real hahahaha
Xinghe... Can't calm down?? To a certain extent, he is the ultimate tool man.
Ahhhh, I watched it all night
The author would not suddenly write a time point of one and a half months for no reason. He would not be a foreshadowing, and then something would happen to the heroine in this half month, right?