I Don't Cross-Dress, and I'm No Player!

In his sophomore year, the campus musical needed a female performer, so Bai Shuxing was hired as a last-minute replacement.

In a flowing white dress, beautiful and sweet-voiced, Bai Shuxing became the new campus belle overnight.

In response, Bai Shuxing said: "I'm a straight guy. I'm not dating. I'm focused on making money. I gladly take campus errands, meal pickups from the cafeteria, package deliveries, and other jobs. DM me at XXXXXXXX if interested."

Unexpectedly, this made him famous all over campus. Everyone knew there was a straight guy in his sophomore year who had become the campus belle by cross-dressing.

Business was booming for Bai Shuxing. Plenty of curious onlookers specially hired him to deliver milk tea, just to see what kind of person he really was.

Then things started getting increasingly weird.

"There's a high school reunion this week, and my ex-girlfriend will be there. Can I ask you to pretend to be my girlfriend?"

"My buddy's never been on a date with a girl and gets nervous around them. Could you go on a practice date with him?"

"I've never been in a relationship. I just want to experience what it's like to go shopping with a girl."

"Brother, I need you to save me! My family wants me to enter a business marriage. Could you pretend to be my girlfriend and come home with me this weekend?"

Faced with these unreasonable demands, Bai Shuxing declared righteously, "Pretending to be a girlfriend is beyond my limits... unless you pay me more!"

At the new restaurant he had just opened, Si Huaiyuan saw the same tall, dazzling young woman come in three times in a row, each time on the arm of a different man. She played the sweet and adorable type, the gentle and refined type, and the cold, fiery type.

Hah, what a scheming player.

That weekend, at a Si family dinner, his nephew, who was in college, had refused the marriage his family had arranged. Today was the day he would bring his girlfriend home to meet the family.

Everyone wore stern expressions, determined to break up the mismatched couple. Only Si Huaiyuan, the uncle closest to his nephew in age, smiled and spoke up for him.

"She's here."

Behind the screen in the elegant private dining room, a classical beauty in a qipao, her hair pinned up, stepped out gracefully. Her pale fingers tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, and her bright eyes shone softly. She was exactly the sort of woman the Si family elders adored.

The beauty looked up, revealing a dazzling face Si Huaiyuan could never mistake.

The player!

Si Huaiyuan's smile froze. "Break up! Right now!"

Pre-release recommendation: The Golden Finger Delivery Guy [Quick Transmigration]

Blurb: End-of-the-world deliveries, every single one guaranteed.

Courier Xu Xing was killed when a falling billboard struck him while he was making a delivery. When he opened his eyes, he discovered he had been reborn as a golden finger delivery guy.

He had to deliver food while alive, and now he had to deliver golden fingers after death. Xu Xing was thoroughly opposed. "Deliveries in the apocalypse? Not even a dog would do this."

[Complete your work to be resurrected. The points you earn can be used to adjust your return time, or exchanged for real-world currency at a rate of one to ten thousand.]

"If not even a dog will do it, then I'll do it!" Xu Xing changed his tune in an instant. "Five-star service, every single delivery guaranteed!"

1. In an apocalypse overrun by zombies, on a crumbling old city street, a young woman clutches a baby turned zombie and stands at the rooftop's edge, weeping in despair. The stairwell behind her is packed with zombies.

A rider on an electric scooter speeds over from a neighboring rooftop. Xu Xing slaps the delivery slip into the woman's hands. Your golden finger has arrived. Please sign for it.

[Golden finger: Great Maternal Love. Your motherly love can purify the zombie virus.]

Legend tells of a kindhearted woman who walks barefoot through the streets of the apocalypse, kissing every wounded zombie she meets.

She says, "I love you, my child."

Then holy light shines down, and the zombies regain their humanity.

2. In a ruined shopping mall, a search team has its escape route blocked by zombies.

"Go on ahead. I'll hold them off." The captain runs down another passage, singing in a trembling voice to draw the zombies after him.

The captain runs until he's exhausted, then falls to his knees, gasping for breath. A mass of dark zombies blocks his view.

Suddenly, a bright yellow figure bursts out of a staff corridor. Your golden finger has arrived. Please sign for it.

[Golden finger: Lone Hero. Your courage will become a solid barrier through song.]

Legend tells of a wandering singer who roams the streets and alleys, rescuing every person surrounded by zombies.

He says, "I will protect you."

Then his melodious song rings out, saving countless lives.

3. Mysterious people with powers capable of fighting zombies have appeared in several regions. They are said to have received their abilities from descending gods, and are therefore called divine envoys. The central safe zone gathers them together, hoping to piece together what the gods look like.

"An electric scooter speeding by."

"A bright yellow vest."

"Your golden finger has arrived. Please sign for it."

"They ask me to give them a five-star review."

Why does this sound more and more like a delivery guy...

4. A horde of zombies attacks the central safe zone, and the special forces fight desperately.

At last, as the special forces captain stands drenched in blood, he sees a bright yellow figure charging straight at him through the tide of zombies.

Your golden finger has arrived. Please sign for it.

[Golden finger: Loving Embrace. The embraces of those you love will give you incomparable strength.]

Fu Qining, a lifelong single who hates physical contact and is bundled up so thoroughly that not even his fingertips show: ?

Theme: Even when you're in a hurry to get somewhere, don't forget to stop and enjoy the view now and then