After Becoming Bonehead's Childhood Friend, I Just Want to Survive

I had an incredibly realistic dream.

In the dream, I had a pure-love script and a passionate, obsessive romance with a sexy, doglike handsome guy.

Then I woke up.

?

What happened?? Why am I small?!

...I was chosen by the System. It said that as a lucky winner, I could experience a pure romance. Once someone’s affection for me reached one hundred points, I could go home...

But...

I’ve never been in a relationship. I’ve spent twenty years hammering metal at a steel mill! My heart is as cold as a shark’s blade, and I’m an unbreakable steel-hearted woman.

The good news: My new identity is a gorgeous beauty!!!

The bad news: Her name is Rika...

The good news: I’m only six years old right now.

The bad news: I’ll die in a car accident at ten, then become a bald cursed spirit.

No way!!

If dating means getting hit by a car, I’d rather live a long, peaceful life without getting involved in this messy world of romance!!

A few years later, I stared in shock at the monstrous curse behind me, which should have belonged to my classmate Okkotsu, the special-grade curse user...

I asked the System in despair, “Why is it here with me?!!”

The System replied casually, “What’s so strange about Rika appearing with Rika?”

...I really can’t thank you enough.

Author’s warnings!

1) The System is useless, the System is useless, the System is no good!! The golden finger doesn’t work, so don’t get hung up on the golden finger, it really doesn’t work! The heroine has to patch things together herself later on!

2) Covers events through the Shibuya Incident.

3) There’s a lot of Katekyo Hitman Reborn content early on, with a few more silly daily-life moments than usual QwQ. Feel free to skip it if you’re not interested.

4) JoJo only appears briefly in the middle as a transition, around chapters 37-40 and 44. It won’t affect your reading, so you can skip it (but let me recommend JoJo in secret, it’s actually really good sob sob sob. If you don’t like the art style, you can start with Part 5 and work your way backward).

Finally, it has a happy ending!! A happy ending, ahhhhhhh!!

Currently updating: Don’t mess with the Confession War God!!!

Coming soon!!

{JoJo} Nothing in Morioh Is Normal!

I, Astelia, am just an ordinary person with a Stand! At least, that’s what I think...

After a fight with my parents, I bought a one-way ticket to Japan on a whim and picked Morioh at random. I planned to live there for a while, then go home once my parents, who had ties to the Passione family, turned over a new leaf.

But who knew...

How could the little town of Morioh, which should have been completely obscure in Japan, have so many weird people?!

Why did the male student in front of me with that strange pompadour beat someone up with his Stand just because they said his hairstyle was weird? His hair really is weird!

Why does that male student who looks less than five feet tall have such a pretty girlfriend? How is that fair?? I’m so jealous!!

That handsome guy wearing pen-nib earrings is actually the author of my favorite manga? What a shock! The great author is right here beside me! I’ve got to get an autograph!!

And that male student with two strange scars on his face who looks like a total airhead... Never mind, you’re irrelevant.

...Nope.

Japan is too dangerous. I should go back to Italy.

But just as I was about to book a flight back to Italy,

The guy with the strange hairstyle grabbed my hand with a pout. “Could you stay, Lia?”

...Maybe I’ll stay a little longer?

A year later, after giving my boyfriend the silent treatment, I returned to Italy, only to get caught up in an exciting gang power struggle...

...Italy is dangerous too!

Josuke, come save me!!

P.S. I’ll try to kick the Naples takeout box away!!

Theme: Embrace new and exciting things, and work hard at life