Immortal Venerable, Would You Like a Spirit Pet?

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Synopsis:

The little rabbit yao first meets the Immortal Venerable beside a spirit pool in the Celestial Realm. The Immortal Venerable is unconscious, suffering the torment of demonic fire burning his body, so the little rabbit yao shoves him straight into the pool.

During the war between immortals and demons, the Immortal Venerable sealed the Demon Venerable, but was ambushed by its demonic energy and injured. Whenever demonic energy invades his body, he has to enter the spirit pool to recuperate.

On this particular day, after expending his divine power to repair the seal, he collapses before reaching the pool. The sudden plunge into the water wakes him up.

The Immortal Venerable lifts the little rabbit yao up in front of him. Seeing the little creature trembling all over, its ears drooping nearly to the ground, he can't possibly believe it's an assassin.

The little rabbit yao stammers in a trembling voice, "I-I-I-I really didn't mean to! Waaah, I saw black flames all over you and just wanted to put them out..."

The Immortal Venerable sees no reason to hold a grudge against a little yao and lets it go.

But who could have guessed that the little rabbit yao would visit him every day with tonic ingredients? One day, it's the spirit fungus growing in his back courtyard; the next, it's the nine-dragon ginseng he keeps in his palace; the day after that, it's the celestial nectar wine in his treasury...

The Immortal Venerable doesn't know whether to wonder if the wards around his divine palace have failed, or be impressed that this little yao knows how to pick out rare treasures and precious medicines.

But every time the little rabbit yao approaches him, the demonic fire on his body dies down a little.

Later on,

The little rabbit yao awakens his spiritual veins. Inside a cocoon of light, a hundred years of solitude pass, with only their spiritual power mingling and their blood warming one another.

On the day the cocoon breaks, Nan Qi wipes the tears from his eyes and says in a low voice:

"Why are you crying? I still haven't taught you how to use the sword I promised you."

Now serializing The Lazy Fish Who Eats Gossip at a Lucky Marriage

Shen Huaian transmigrates into a book, but unexpectedly, the tragic romance plot changes into a sacrificial-marriage story where he's an expendable character who runs away on his wedding night and gets killed.

The moment he opens his eyes, he's wearing wedding clothes, carrying a bundle, and perched on the wall of Prince Jing's manor, swaying in the night breeze.

Thinking of the tragic end awaiting an expendable character, he feels the few silver coins in his bundle. As he pulls his leg back, Shen Huaian asks again, "You said this prince can't perform, right?"

The System hurriedly assures him: [Of course. He's in a wheelchair. How could he perform?]

Shen Huaian nods. Good, if he can't perform, then I can!

Xiao Tingyi is the only prince of the Lin Dynasty with a different surname. He commands a mighty army and has won countless battles. But after being framed and poisoned by a curse, his legs are affected.

In the tenth year of Emperor Chongzong's reign, the emperor arranges a marriage for Xiao Tingyi in the name of a lucky marriage. His intended is the second son of the Vice Minister of Rites.

Xiao Tingyi doesn't object. The man is just a spy, so he tells his secret guards to keep an eye on him.

But who could have expected...

The first time, the steward comes to him and says, "Your Highness, the prince consort asked me whether his allowance could be increased, since he's the only one in Your Highness's household."

Xiao Tingyi says nothing, just waves a hand and lets the steward decide.

The second time, a secret guard reports, "Your Highness, the prince consort secretly took the Fifth Prince out of class to try the new dishes at Zuoyue Pavilion."

Xiao Tingyi sighs. "When they get back, have them copy the Book of Rites ten times in the study."

The third report comes at lunchtime, when the prince consort, usually punctual about meals, fails to show up.

"Your Highness, the prince consort and the Fifth Prince have been detained in the palace."

Xiao Tingyi frowns. "Why?"

"Well... When Noble Consort caught Consort Ru having an affair with a guard, she found the prince consort and the Fifth Prince behind a rockery."

"..."

Preorder 2: The Escape Game Delivery Guide

Su Su accidentally enters an escape game. After the tutorial, he binds to a System called Grocery Store Delivery Service.

Watching everyone else awaken all sorts of special abilities, Su Su feels helpless. But at least he won't starve to death, right?

Then he enters a dungeon where special abilities are sealed. A group of students who can't fight faces a huge monster wielding a chainsaw.

The app on his phone suddenly lights up: How can you go without a Coke and popcorn in such an exciting moment?

Would you like to place an order? New users get 90% off their first order!

Yes, yes, yes! Can you stop blocking my escape route?

Just as the monster's chainsaw is about to touch his forehead, the tightly shut door is kicked open from the outside. The falling door knocks the monster down, and the newcomer steps onto the door and asks everyone in the room, "Who ordered delivery?"

Su Su raises his hand. "I think... I did."

The newcomer shoves the Coke and popcorn into his hands, then turns to leave.

The monster gets back up, fixes the door, and raises its chainsaw to charge at her again. The newcomer kicks the door open once more.

"Hey, could you mark that as delivered?"

Su Su: "..."

The monster: "..."

Later, Su Su learns that Xu Rong is retired. His last task is to take over a grocery store until its previous owner returns, for double the pay. He'd assumed the store, which hardly ever got customers, would be an easy job. Who could have guessed he'd run into him?

Later still, the once timid, delicate boy snaps a zombie's neck with one hand and injects an antidote into his wound with the other. When he sees Xu Rong arrive, he gasps, "I-I didn't order delivery this time."

Xu Rong nods. "I know. Buy five, get one free, and there's no delivery fee this time. Is that asshole on the wall bullying you?"

Theme: Hard work makes dreams come true.