You Lazybones, What Are You Doing, Lord Ninth?

Office worker Jiang Yu wakes up as the all-powerful Eunuch of Nine Thousand Years. According to the original story, he will be executed by slow slicing three years from now.

He decides to lie flat and enjoy himself until he dies.

So...

Interrogate enemy spies? He makes them submit ten-thousand-word ideological reports.

Manage the Eastern and Western Depots? He introduces a five-day workweek and performance reviews.

Handle factional infighting at court? He deftly passes the buck, dumping everything on his archenemy, Prince Jing.

All he wants is to coast peacefully until the plot kills him, then retire in glory.

But the spy he tormented becomes his biggest fan, the Eastern and Western Depots hail him as their one and only master, and Prince Jing, who sees him as a mortal enemy, starts looking at him in a very strange way.

Finally, one day, Prince Jing storms into his residence with dark circles under his eyes, tosses down the memorials Jiang Yu had just sent over that morning, and asks menacingly,