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[Coming soon: "The Scumbag Turned Out to Be Me?!" Princess, please add it to your collection! Blurb at the very bottom~]
Xie Jing was a high school graduate about to start college: innocent and a little dumb. He didn't have many hobbies, aside from enjoying a good bit of gossip.
One day, he found himself transported into an infinite-flow world. He searched high and low, but couldn't find a golden finger or a System on himself.
In the depths of despair, he accidentally bumped into a muscular player, and a voice only Xie Jing could hear suddenly rang out:
[I've been divorced three times]
[They all dumped me]
[They thought I wasn't good enough, boohoo]
Xie Jing: ...Am I allowed to hear this for free?
In the chaos, Xie Jing bumped his chin against the muscular man's.
[Should I give up being a top and try being a bottom?]
Xie Jing: …
Before long, Xie Jing realized that whenever he touched someone, he could hear their deepest secrets. And the more intimate the spot he touched, the more explosive the secrets he heard.
Xie Jing rubbed his hands together excitedly: How is this an infinite-flow world? It's my own personal field of gossip!
Instance One
The department store had been abandoned for years, yet every night, the sound of an axe being sharpened against the ground rang out without end.
Along with a hoarse, crow-like voice: "The rent... Pay me the rent!"
The players: Got it. The BOSS wants human blood!
The players drew their weapons and slaughtered each other in a frenzy.
Meanwhile, Xie Jing presented the BOSS with the prettiest pink dress.
Instance Two
The castle was dark and terrifying. It was home to an obsessive, lovesick ghost whose favorite thing was locking people up and keeping them as pets.
The lovesick ghost: Why are you all running? I've got strawberry-flavored handcuffs and chains here. Don't you like them?
The players scattered in every direction.
Xie Jing came forward of his own accord: Big brother, hurry up and cuff me! I can hardly wait! Even my burps smell like milk!
The lovesick ghost, who actually hated men acting cute: ...Ugh.
Little Scene
BOSS: Any last words before you die?
Xie Jing: As a matter of fact, I do! I've got a megaphone item that can broadcast server-wide, around the clock, for a whole month. You wouldn't want everyone to find out you like wearing women's clothes, would you?
BOSS: ...
Then one day, Xie Jing ran into a powerhouse.
He touched his hand, then his face, but heard nothing at all.
Not until he touched the man's Adam's apple, a spot where a little pressure could be fatal.
[Xie Jing is so cute]
[Want to kiss him]
Xie Jing: Huh???
Was the gossip suddenly about him?!
Reader's Guide:
* An unconventional, unorthodox infinite-flow story with my own take on the genre. Silly, funny, and full of memes, with only a little horror.
* The protagonist is not a BKing! He has the occasional moment to shine, but not many. Most of the time, he's a little baby who's afraid of ghosts.
* I'll add more if I think of anything~ ovo
--- Blurb for "The Scumbag Turned Out to Be Me?!" ---
Shi Yubai had no particularly remarkable achievements in life. He was lazy and indifferent by nature, not good at much of anything except talking a big game. He got by in the entertainment industry on his handsome face and lived a pretty carefree life, until a certain male celebrity ran him over and killed him.
The male celebrity, eyes red: Didn't you say you loved me most?!
Shi Yubai counted on his fingers: Well, I've said that to 478 people, and you're number 177.
Unfortunately, the male celebrity never got to hear that. Shi Yubai transmigrated into a melodramatic tragic romance novel as a cannon-fodder character.
The System told him that all he had to do was play three roles at once, win over the three protagonists, and become their unattainable first love to leave the world.
[Junior Employee in the Capital's Elite Circle]
Shi Yubai went to the company of the first protagonist, a CEO dressed in an expensive suit and bent over his work.
Shi Yubai: What's the fun in working? Let me take you out to try something exciting.
The suited CEO stood in front of an arcade machine on the street, his brain completely frozen.
Shi Yubai: Just tell me, is this exciting or not?
[Idol in the Entertainment Industry]
The second protagonist was a rookie actor, and Shi Yubai specifically asked for him as his scene partner.
Shi Yubai: Why did I pick you? Simple. There's a kissing scene later, and your lips look like they'd be nice to kiss.
The handsome rookie actor's gaze darkened. When Shi Yubai went in for the camera-angle kiss, he froze.
Shi Yubai: Did I say I was actually going to kiss you? .jpg
[Campus Heartthrob]
The third protagonist was a hot-tempered school bully, and he and Shi Yubai had always been sworn enemies, like fire and water.
During a basketball match, the bully shoved Shi Yubai against a wall with a menacing glare. The onlookers couldn't bear to watch Shi Yubai get beaten up.
Shi Yubai said: Could you not be so fierce? Would it kill you to be a little gentler with me?
The bully's mind went blank, and he fled.
Some time later, Shi Yubai stared at his favorability score, which went up only to come straight back down, and fell into deep thought.
Shi Yubai complained to the System: Why can't I flirt with anyone? Are they all scumbags and masters of seduction?
It wasn't until Shi Yubai recovered the original owner's memories that he learned the truth: he was the ex-boyfriend of all three protagonists.
Shi Yubai: ...
The scumbag turned out to be me?!
His secret identity was accidentally exposed, and the three protagonists came looking for him.
The CEO gripped his chin hard: Little liar, want me to show you something truly exciting?
The award-winning actor deliberately kept himself entangled in rumors with him. His gaze was cold, but he wouldn't let go of Shi Yubai's hand: Your reputation's already in tatters. Are you still going to keep lying to people?
The school bully sneered and threatened him: You think I'm going to fall for you twice?
But in private, his eyes turned red.
A silver-tongued little love liar of a protagonist, with maxed-out scumbag charm and irresistible appeal.
Theme: Keep climbing, step by step, no matter how many setbacks you face, and grow into the person you aspire to be.
Hello everyone, after thinking about it for a long time, I decided to update this article. Jinjiang coins will be returned to the wives next Tuesday. I'm very grateful to the wives who liked this article, and I'm really sorry. Infinite flow is a subject that I like very much and have always wanted to try, but I don't want to write a traditional infinite flow. I like my imagination. Since the beginning of the article, I have received a lot of controversy. Some people think that my plot is not rigorous enough, and the protagonist Xiao Xie is not smart enough, etc. I have been worried about how to balance the relationship between sand sculptures and unlimited flow. While writing, I also saw that my wife abandoned the article, which made me sad. But fortunately, more wives like my abstract sand sculptures (bushi), and I really feel very happy!
It's a pity that I am about to graduate for the third time. Qwq I am busy with internships and papers, and more confused and at a loss about the future. I have become utilitarian and impatient. How can I write good articles with such a mentality? So I stopped writing, even uninstalled Jinjiang, and completely separated from the literary circle.
It wasn't until I received another reminder text message from my editor today that I realized that three months had passed.
I've failed to live up to your expectations, and I've also failed to live up to my own expectations for this article. I'm really, really sorry (bow)
After three stabilizations, I will come back (after all, I signed the contract for 20 years, whisper bb...)
This article is an update. I may continue writing it if I get inspired in the future, or I may not. Thank you very much for seeing my wife here. Let's meet again in the future. Orz
Princess, please watch the pre-receipt! ! /
I am the scumbag myself? !
Click to watch the emotional liar turn over!
The following is the copy——
Shi Yubai didn't have any special achievements in his life. He himself was a loose and cool person who couldn't do anything well. He was the best in talking heads and relied on his pretty face to earn a living in the entertainment industry. He lived a comfortable life. However, he was hit and killed on the road by a certain male star.
The actor's eyes were red: Didn't you say you love me the most? !
Shi Yubai counted on his fingers: Well, in this case, I have told 478 people, and you are the 177th.
It's a pity that the male star couldn't hear these words, and Shi Yubai became cannon fodder in a bloody and sadistic novel.
The system told him that he only needed to play three roles at the same time, conquer these three protagonists, and become their Bai Yueguang to escape from the world.
[Small employees in Beijing Circle]
Shi Yubai went to the company of protagonist 1, who was a president, wearing an expensive suit and working at his desk.
Shi Yubai: What's the point of working? I'll take you to do something exciting.
The CEO in a suit and leather tie stood in front of the game console on the street, his mind at a loss.
Shi Yubai: Just say it's not irritating.
Entertainment idol
The second protagonist is a new actor, and Shi Yubai named him to play the opposite role.
Shi Yubai: Why choose you? It's very simple. There is a kissing scene later, and your mouth looks very kissable.
The handsome new actor's eyes darkened, and he was stunned when Shi Yubai took the opportunity to take the kiss scene.
Shi Yubai: Did I say I wanted to kiss you? Jpg
Campus grass
The protagonist San is a violent school bully, and he and Shi Yubai have always been incompatible rivals.
During a basketball match, the school bully viciously pushed Shi Yubai to the wall. Onlookers couldn't bear to see Shi Yubai being beaten.
Shi Yubai said: Don't be so cruel, why don't you be gentle to me?
The school bully's mind went blank and he ran away.
After a while, Shi Yubai fell into deep thought as he watched the favorability level drop as much as it rose.
Shi Yubai complained to the system: Why can't I seduce people? Are they all scumbags and masters of love?
It wasn't until Shi Yubai recovered the memory of the original owner that he realized that he was the ex-boyfriend of the three protagonists.
Shi Yubai:...
I am the scumbag myself? !
The vest accidentally dropped, and the three protagonists came to the door.
The CEO pinched his jaw hard: Little liar, do you want me to take you to something really exciting?
The actor deliberately got involved in scandals with him, holding his hand with cold eyes: Your reputation is already ruined, do you want to continue to lie to others?
The school bully sneered and said harshly: Do you think I will fail you twice?
Secretly, his eyes turned red.
The little love liar Zha Su is full of feelings when he opens his mouth to talk about love.
I really can't stand it anymore. I haven't updated for several days and I haven't asked for leave. If I really can't keep writing and want to be cheated, just say it. If I don't say that I won't ask for leave, I'm trying to stop readers from running away. . .
I can't figure out which one is the official wife of Lao Gonglai
It's rare for me to see a book that hasn't been updated for a long time
Please update. I just clicked in today. Zundu is so beautiful. Please don't be fooled. Woohoo.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so sad, I really like this
Hello everyone, after thinking about it for a long time, I decided to update this article. Jinjiang coins will be returned to the wives next Tuesday. I'm very grateful to the wives who liked this article, and I'm really sorry. Infinite flow is a subject that I like very much and have always wanted to try, but I don't want to write a traditional infinite flow. I like my imagination. Since the beginning of the article, I have received a lot of controversy. Some people think that my plot is not rigorous enough, and the protagonist Xiao Xie is not smart enough, etc. I have been worried about how to balance the relationship between sand sculptures and unlimited flow. While writing, I also saw that my wife abandoned the article, which made me sad. But fortunately, more wives like my abstract sand sculptures (bushi), and I really feel very happy! It's a pity that I am about to graduate for the third time. Qwq I am busy with internships and papers, and more confused and at a loss about the future. I have become utilitarian and impatient. How can I write good articles with such a mentality? So I stopped writing, even uninstalled Jinjiang, and completely separated from the literary circle. It wasn't until I received another reminder text message from my editor today that I realized that three months had passed. I've failed to live up to your expectations, and I've also failed to live up to my own expectations for this article. I'm really, really sorry (bow) After three stabilizations, I will come back (after all, I signed the contract for 20 years, whisper bb...) This article is an update. I may continue writing it if I get inspired in the future, or I may not. Thank you very much for seeing my wife here. Let's meet again in the future. Orz
Princess, please watch the pre-receipt! ! / I am the scumbag myself? ! Click to watch the emotional liar turn over! The following is the copy—— Shi Yubai didn't have any special achievements in his life. He himself was a loose and cool person who couldn't do anything well. He was the best in talking heads and relied on his pretty face to earn a living in the entertainment industry. He lived a comfortable life. However, he was hit and killed on the road by a certain male star. The actor's eyes were red: Didn't you say you love me the most? ! Shi Yubai counted on his fingers: Well, in this case, I have told 478 people, and you are the 177th. It's a pity that the male star couldn't hear these words, and Shi Yubai became cannon fodder in a bloody and sadistic novel. The system told him that he only needed to play three roles at the same time, conquer these three protagonists, and become their Bai Yueguang to escape from the world. [Small employees in Beijing Circle] Shi Yubai went to the company of protagonist 1, who was a president, wearing an expensive suit and working at his desk. Shi Yubai: What's the point of working? I'll take you to do something exciting. The CEO in a suit and leather tie stood in front of the game console on the street, his mind at a loss. Shi Yubai: Just say it's not irritating. Entertainment idol The second protagonist is a new actor, and Shi Yubai named him to play the opposite role. Shi Yubai: Why choose you? It's very simple. There is a kissing scene later, and your mouth looks very kissable. The handsome new actor's eyes darkened, and he was stunned when Shi Yubai took the opportunity to take the kiss scene. Shi Yubai: Did I say I wanted to kiss you? Jpg Campus grass The protagonist San is a violent school bully, and he and Shi Yubai have always been incompatible rivals. During a basketball match, the school bully viciously pushed Shi Yubai to the wall. Onlookers couldn't bear to see Shi Yubai being beaten. Shi Yubai said: Don't be so cruel, why don't you be gentle to me? The school bully's mind went blank and he ran away. After a while, Shi Yubai fell into deep thought as he watched the favorability level drop as much as it rose. Shi Yubai complained to the system: Why can't I seduce people? Are they all scumbags and masters of love? It wasn't until Shi Yubai recovered the memory of the original owner that he realized that he was the ex-boyfriend of the three protagonists. Shi Yubai:... I am the scumbag myself? ! The vest accidentally dropped, and the three protagonists came to the door. The CEO pinched his jaw hard: Little liar, do you want me to take you to something really exciting? The actor deliberately got involved in scandals with him, holding his hand with cold eyes: Your reputation is already ruined, do you want to continue to lie to others? The school bully sneered and said harshly: Do you think I will fail you twice? Secretly, his eyes turned red. The little love liar Zha Su is full of feelings when he opens his mouth to talk about love.
I really can't stand it anymore. I haven't updated for several days and I haven't asked for leave. If I really can't keep writing and want to be cheated, just say it. If I don't say that I won't ask for leave, I'm trying to stop readers from running away. . .
I can't figure out which one is the official wife of Lao Gonglai
It's rare for me to see a book that hasn't been updated for a long time
Please update. I just clicked in today. Zundu is so beautiful. Please don't be fooled. Woohoo.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so sad, I really like this
Ah? How can I keep it and then lose it? [Crying]
It's been 5 months since I ran these ten laps
What kind of luck do I have? . . .