I Went Viral After Hearing Objects Talk

[Main story complete] [Coming soon: Please add my upcoming novel, Enemies Become My Husbands After I Marry Into a Powerful Family, to your collection! The blurb is below~] Summoner Su Chacha transmigrates into a variety-show shopping livestream, where she becomes an ornamental assistant host. After discovering she can talk to objects, she takes on unscrupulous merchants and becomes an exposé streamer who champions positive values. On the show, everyone showers products with praise to sell them: "This beauty device makes you look radiant! Twenty years younger!" When it is Su Chacha's turn: "OMG! Don't buy this! And don't buy that either!" At first, the audience doesn't believe her. Then they take the plunge and buy the products: Holy crap, she's for real! During a game, a top-tier star refuses to cooperate and keeps slacking off. Su Chacha puts her internet lingo to good use and comforts him sincerely: "It's okay. Being physically weak is cute, too." Top-tier star: ... One hundred ways objects try to get Su Chacha's attention: The clingy blanket: Chacha smells so good. I love cuddling up with Chacha when we sleep! The bashful, haughty apple: Don't get near me! Keep your hands off my waist! The grumpy old-dad fridge: No instant noodles! It's cold out, so don't take off your padded coat! #MeAndMyRidiculousObjects# #MyHouseIsSoNoisy# The appliances she endorses are tampered with, and her former company stirs up trouble online, turning the whole internet against Su Chacha. The temperamental rich CEO acquires the company in a rage: "This is one of my companies. Got a problem with that?" Little Chacha brings home an injured white fluffball: "Get better soon, little white dog." Jiang Huai, an ancient ferocious beast transformed into a white fox: ... Since she's so good at petting him, he'll let it slide for now. Ten years later, Jiang Huai has become her big white dog, taking her through streets aglow with the lights of countless homes. Later, she dies in the snow. Jiang Huai loses control, and the ancient ferocious beast appears once more. But the one person who could tame him is nowhere to be found. The culprit flees, and Jiang Huai pursues them at all costs, his soul shattering into countless pieces... * Blurb for Enemies Become My Husbands After I Marry Into a Powerful Family Xie Jing finally clears every instance in the infinite-flow game. Grinning, he makes a face at the BOSS: "Goodbye and good riddance, you idiot BOSS. Your daddy's going home looking fabulous, and I'll never have to act out those lovey-dovey scenes with you again. Bet you didn't see this coming: I'm straight!" The BOSS, whom the emotional con artist Xie Jing had played for several instances: ? Xie Jing walks away without a second thought and returns to the real world to keep living his happy life as a little idol. But it isn't long before he makes enemies everywhere. A rival who competes with him for jobs and fans ends up on the same talent show, but as a judge. Rival: "Your form is tilted by 15 degrees. You need to work on your dancing." Xie Jing, who practices until he's sick every day: ... Are your eyes measuring tools or something?! If he can't beat them, he can at least avoid them. Xie Jing promptly gives up singing and switches to acting. But his rival not only buys his way into the production, he also makes reckless changes to Xie Jing's scenes. For a kissing scene, the rival refuses to use a body double and won't let Xie Jing use one either. They kiss more than ten times without getting the shot, until Xie Jing's lips are swollen. Xie Jing: ? Are you an octopus or something? Why are you so good at sucking? Rival: Sorry. We'll definitely get it this time ^_^ Someone acquires Xie Jing's talent agency. The new boss is an eccentric guy in a wheelchair. When Xie Jing gets treated unfairly in the allocation of jobs, he confronts the boss head-on and even wrecks his office. A few months later, Xie Jing is framed by a fake young master and forced into a substitute marriage with a fallen wealthy family. As soon as he enters the house, he sees his gloomy wheelchair-bound boss, his rival, and his sworn enemy. "Welcome home, my new bride." Xie Jing: ? #HowDidIBecomeTheWifeOfMySwornEnemies# #Wait,WhyDoIHaveThreeHusbands# Worse still, Xie Jing accidentally discovers their monstrous true forms. Aren't they the BOSSes he conned emotionally in the infinite-flow game? Countless shadows coil around Xie Jing, sticky and clinging, slipping deftly beneath his shirt. He tilts his head back, his eyes glistening with misty tears despite always having been so strong-willed. "I really won't run away this time..." The BOSS quietly draws closer: "Then prove it to me." Xie Jing, a stubborn, sharp-tongued emotional con artist, is the bottom. The possessive, scheming, unhinged infinite-flow BOSS is the top. * The top is split into multiple parts. * A silly, happy-ending story. Thesis: Promote positive values and reject false advertising.