You are a small-time writer who earns a little extra money by writing moderately popular web novels, and now you've hit a creative dry spell.
After racking your brain, you finally come up with an idea: record your dreams. After all, you write Lovecraftian fiction anyway.
Thanks to this method, your web novel seems blessed by the gods, and its popularity skyrockets.
Until one day, your editor finds you.
"I don't understand," he says. "We've hidden everything so well, but reading your novel is just like reading a piece of reportage."
From the Weibo account WritingPrompts
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