"You are an ancient, sentient cursed sword, famous for corrupting the brave and pure heroes of the world."
"But you discover that you can't corrupt the hero who recently took you into his possession."
"Not because his heart is exceptionally pure, but because he is unwaveringly committed to doing absolutely nothing."
Inspired by a post from the Weibo account WritingPrompts. This is a self-indulgent story written for my own amusement.
Anyway, it's finished. It's short, but I had fun. Whether there'll be more is up to fate.
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Hahahaha, so funny!