++ The Kageyama family is a huge family of sports-obsessed idiots.
++ Grandpa Kageyama has three daughters and one son.
++ The eldest daughter married into the Kurahara family and gave birth to my oldest cousin, a running-obsessed idiot.
++ The second daughter married into the Nanase family and gave birth to my second-oldest cousin, a swimming-obsessed idiot.
++ The only son, my dad, has one daughter and two sons. My eldest sister used to play volleyball, but became a stylist; my second-oldest brother is a volleyball-obsessed idiot.
++ The youngest daughter married into the Kiyoi family and gave birth to my third-oldest cousin, a soccer-obsessed idiot.
++ ... Hm? You mean me?
++ Ah, I'm the youngest, the one who saw so many sports-obsessed idiots that I developed a deep aversion to every sport.
* A classic sports anime gag. If you know, you know.
* Amateur writing, supreme-level OOC. Read at your own risk.
* No personal attacks! If you drop the story, don't contact me.
* For a better reading experience, the author has given everyone a translation konjac.
* More to come if I think of anything.
* Screenshot commemorating 2022.12.30
Theme: Life is long. There's no need to rush to find the exit.
