When Dazai Was Taken in by the Edogawa Family

"The trouble with genius is that, by the same standard, others believe the genius is great and worthy of respect, while the genius considers them small and pitiful. Throughout his long life, he must suppress this opinion. At the same time, he is destined to live in a desolate world where he will never meet anyone like himself." - Schopenhauer ...So what if they did meet? In one of the countless parallel worlds in the book, one day Shigeo Edogawa, on a business trip to Miyagi Prefecture, fishes a runaway young Dazai out of the Kitakami River... One day in the future, eighteen-year-old Ranpo Edogawa meets the [Ranpo Edogawa] from the main world... "You know now? That you're a genius." "I've known for a long time." "Why?" "Because... I'm the big brother!" He's the big brother, so he must protect his little brother. He's the big brother, so even if the world is pale and small as dust, he still has to open his eyes and look. Ranpo Edogawa smiled proudly. [Identity changes ahead. Major deviations from the original work ahead.] Featured here: Edogawa Ranpo: Heir to the world's largest chocolate company, Wonka; member of the strongest detective school; student of Conan Doyle; Agatha's junior; the youngest honorary professor at Shieldbridge University Edogawa (Dazai) Osamu: Pengo family outside consultant; shareholder of the world's largest crab products supplier; Wonka shareholder; Osamu Dazai Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky: Decay of the Angel; leader of the House of the Dead Rats; newly ascended Transcendent; super slacker; revolutionary Nikolai Vasilyevich Gogol: Decay of the Angel; an ascetic Buddhist monk who retains his hair; newly ascended Transcendent; student of Osamu Dazai's peculiar techniques; Nikolai Yanovsky Etc. Basically, it's the story of "my foolish, fragile, somewhat lovable little brother" and "my innocent, delicate older brother who can't take care of himself"? Oh, and their good friend who lives far away in Moscow^-^. Content notes: * Family affection only! Family affection only! Family affection only! I'll say it three times because it's important! I ship no one! * Amateur writing and plenty of original characters and settings! Lots of original literary figures will appear! OOC champion! * The scriptwriting characters' intelligence is limited to the author's intelligence. * For a better reading experience, the author gave everyone a translation konjac. * Updates whenever inspiration strikes. I write this for love. If there's no update at 22:22:22 or 11:11:11, don't wait. Either it's held up by moderation or there simply isn't one. * I made the cover myself~ * More to be added if I think of anything. * Screenshot saved on 10.21 Coming soon: "[Crossover Sports] The Youngest Kageyama Refuses to Play Sports Again Today" A classic sports anime trope: What sport will Kageyama play today? "[Crossover] The Strange Adventures of Ovia Gogol" If you love her, say her full name: Ovia Vasilyevich Gogol Yanovskaya (Овия·Васи?льевич·Гоголь·Яновская/Ovia·Vasilievich·Gogol·Yanovskaya), the strange adventures of Gogol's younger sister. "[Fake History Live Stream] A Rundown of Women Throughout the Ages" Life is cruel and brilliant, history is blind and clear-eyed, every hardship is bitter, every life unique. This is not real history! This is not real history! This is not real history! [Great Ming] The Princess Who Defended the Nation "With the literary arts, she could govern the world; with martial might, she could secure the realm. She steadied a collapsing empire and rescued a century-old nation from ruin." [Wei-Jin] Sage of Letters and Saint of Reason "Forty-three years of bitter tears forged the name of a holy woman for the ages." [Northern Song] Martial Empress [Great Han] Chancellor for the Ages The spirits of women across a thousand years: if only history had taken another path. Theme: Lonely souls will meet in the end.