[Love-Indifferent Senior Sister x Top-Tier Star Playing the Pig to Eat the Tiger]
Completed novels: After the Keyboard Warrior Got a Harem-Lead Script and The White Moonlight Who Faked His Death Is Back. Click the author's page to see them.
Upcoming novel: Haven't figured it out yet. Blurb at the very bottom -v-
1. After cultivating for thousands of years, Ruan Zhen had finally brushed against the edge of the Heavenly Dao. Before she could celebrate, the God of Thunder struck her back down to the mortal realm with a bolt of lightning, charging her with having "broken the Path of Love."
Not only had she failed to ascend, she also had to clean up the mess her master left behind before ascending.
When Ruan Zhen opened her eyes, she saw a bunch of little brats crowding around her and chattering nonstop. She felt like dying.
For the sake of her cultivation, Ruan Zhen dutifully raised them, then watched as the little brats grew into dazzling stars, each making their mark in their own field.
Maybe this was what it meant to "break the Path of Love"!
Ruan Zhen closed her eyes and waited to ascend. A bolt of lightning struck from the heavens, and the Goddess of Lightning demolished the immortal mountain where she'd spent half her life.
Ruan Zhen: ?
After learning that the key to "breaking the Path of Love" lay with her junior fellow disciples, Ruan Zhen had no choice but to trudge down the mountain, covered in dirt, and ask them for help.
Day 1 of searching for her junior brothers: Netizens: Where'd this beggar come from? Disgusting! Ugh!
Day 2 of searching for her junior brothers: She's kind of pretty. Let's keep watching.
Day 10,086 of searching for her junior brothers: Senior Sister, look at me! Senior Sister, I'm yours! The Great Senior Sister is a legend!
2. Qi Yu is a cultivator, a rare breed in this day and age. With his illustrious family background, no one in the entertainment industry dares cross him. He's arrogant, overbearing, and thinks he can do whatever he wants.
That is, until his Great Senior Sister joins the industry too.
Everyone sneers. With Qi Yu's status, background, and talent, this so-called Great Senior Sister is probably only a few years older than him.
Then they see the once-untouchable, brazen Qi Yu standing by the wall like a quail, his head bowed as he gets scolded, a bucket of bottled water balanced on his head.
Netizens: We're convinced! The Great Senior Sister definitely knows real kung fu!
3. When word gets out that the Great Senior Sister has come down from the mountain and joined the entertainment industry, a lot of big names rush to send their congratulations.
They don't care if netizens laugh at them. They're just afraid that if they congratulate her too late, the Great Senior Sister will come after them and beat them up.
Netizens: Wait, are you all cultivators?
Come on, let's see how many of them there are!
And so the reclusive, outrageously expensive painter, the group CEO who rose to fame in just a year, the undefeated ace lawyer, and the hottest top-tier star, who had no awkward transition period after debuting, all compete to pamper her.
If the Great Senior Sister doesn't know how to do something, they teach her.
If the Great Senior Sister says something wrong, they apologize for her.
When the Great Senior Sister gets tricked by a junior brother, they... They storm his place with every skill they have up their sleeves.
Reader's guide: 1. The early chapters are more slice-of-life, with the Great Senior Sister's chaotic daily routine of raising kids. 2. One-on-one, both leads are sexually inexperienced; the other junior brothers only feel respect (and fear). 3. Modern cultivation in an entirely fictional setting. Please don't overanalyze the details. 4. The female lead is genuinely slow to understand romantic feelings, so slow she's practically heartless. The male lead may suffer, so please beware. 5. Blurb dated 2022.12.30, screenshot saved.
Theme: Love is an eternal topic for humanity.
