After the Keyboard Troll Got a Harem Protagonist Script

[Scheming, tsundere, possessive yandere x goofy, sly little ray of sunshine]

New novel: The White Moonlight Who Faked Her Death Is Back is now underway! Click on my author page to find it~

Coming soon: All the Big Shots in the Inner Realm Are My Junior Disciples. Please add it to your favorites. The blurb is at the bottom, ovo.

Ruan Yu was a keyboard. Just as it was about to be destroyed, she got incredibly lucky and transmigrated into the entertainment industry, becoming a notorious, much-hated B-list celebrity.

Okay, fine. Getting beaten up was her fate. She understood that.

But her haters were too vicious. Ruan Yu was packing her things to leave the industry and run for it when she discovered that the original owner had left her a huge mess to clean up:

Rumor one: The original owner had been linked romantically to a famous movie star.

Ruan Yu: What are you talking about? We're super close, like brothers! We're buddies!

Rumor two: The original owner loved chasing clout and acting like a diva, and had a terrible relationship with the staff.

Ruan Yu: Hey, what are you all chatting about? Mind if I join? Listen, you guys

Everyone: Ugh, her, joining in, playing the straight man.

Rumor three: Her powerful patron had grown to despise her and cast her aside.

Ruan Yu: I don't... What, she really has a powerful patron?!

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Fortunately, Ruan Yu's beauty was one of a kind online. Her fans didn't ask much of her; they only wanted her to stop doing baffling things that made her look cheap.

But as time went by, they began to realize that Ruan Yu's pretty face... seemed to have come at the cost of her intelligence.

So a huge number of her beauty fans became her mom fans.

They hadn't been moms before, so they had no idea their little star was so popular.

The celebrated movie star began fixing his gaze on her at some point, his eyes intense and smoldering.

The dependable photographer she'd always treated like a big brother carefully maneuvered to invade her life.

The top director in the industry, who'd always been at odds with her, blushed every time he saw her and offered her countless resources.

And the powerful patron of legend had personally built her a golden cage, all to shut out the covetous eyes of the outside world.

All four competed desperately for Ruan Yu, using every means at their disposal. Their gazes grew more and more sinister and forceful, but Ruan Yu didn't understand. She was only grateful to them.

Grateful for the protective umbrella they held over her, grateful for the illustrious status she gained along the way, grateful for the helping hand extended to her when she was at her lowest, grateful for everyone who stayed by her side.

When she once again stood on the red carpet of honor and looked back to the beginning of her story, Ruan Yu smiled at her "teacher," backlit by the glow. "Teacher Lu, I didn't let you down. I've finally become a little star with a bit of a name."

The man's expression didn't change. His peripheral gaze swept over the countless rivals stirring below the stage. Slowly, he reached out and gently rested his hand on the crown of her head.

"A little star? My A-Ruan isn't just some little star."

"A-Ruan is a heartthrob now..."

*** Reader's Guide ***

1. The heroine has a Mary Sue, heartthrob aura. Everyone has a one-sided crush on her!

2. One-on-one romance, fixed male lead, SCSCSC. Important enough to say three times!

3. Be kind to the bald author. Let's add a little more love to the world, ovo.

4. The blurb was screenshotted on 2022.11.27.

*** Coming Soon ***

Coming Soon 1: The White Moonlight Who Faked Her Death Is Back

Everyone knew that Ailan Noble Academy had a peerless beauty, as elegant as the moon and wind. But not long after graduation, she vanished from the scene. After that, their love inexplicably faded, and each of them returned to their normal lives.

At least, that was how it should have gone.

Ji Fu completed her mission perfectly, faking her death overseas under the pretense of studying abroad. She hadn't even had a few days to rest when the System urgently summoned her back. The mission report clearly stated that her completion rate was below 100%, and she needed to return to the world to make amends.

Looking at the three people on the data screen who had caused her mission to fail, Ji Fu fell into deep thought.

Her childhood friend and male lead, Xiang Huan, had grown up with her and made a big, public show of pursuing her for four years at the academy. Now he was a business tycoon who could turn the world upside down with a flick of his hand. Everyone knew he had someone in his heart.

Her stepbrother and second male lead, Ji Yuan, had endured abuse from their father and grown up under her protection. Now his charming personality and handsome face had made him a hugely popular singing and dancing idol.

The specially admitted top student and female lead, Lu Yan, had endured countless cold stares and beatings. Ji Fu had taken her under her wing, and she'd followed her around for four years. But after entering society, Lu Yan had taken over a gang and disappeared into the shadows.

Wait, society has developed so fast. I can't keep up!

Her new mission was to give the male and female leads a perfect ending. She knew how to do that. The returned white moonlight just had to make a few little adjustments, and the two of them would be more devoted than ever. But she'd never expected that all three of their storylines had already veered off course, and their self-awareness was growing clearer by the day.

By the time she realized what was happening, all of Ji Fu's identification documents had been confiscated by Xiang Huan. The man held her hand, his eyes full of deep, tender affection. As he fastened the chains around her, his movements never slowed. "I don't want to clip your wings. Just never leave me again."

With public pressure mounting after her stepbrother launched a campaign to find his sister, Ji Fu was taken back to Ji Yuan's home. Looking at the room full of her photos and clothes, she trembled all over. Someone leaned in behind her and whispered in her ear, "Sister, you've been gone so long that none of them smell like you anymore. Leave a little more of your scent behind for me, okay?"

The day she reunited with her junior schoolmate, Ji Fu wept with joy. At last, she could cuddle up to the soft and adorable heroine! But that night, Lu Yan used her sweet, coaxing words to climb into Ji Fu's bed. Ji Fu's heart softened and she pulled her junior schoolmate into her arms, only to discover that she was hard everywhere.

Damn it! This world has completely fallen apart!

To make Ji Fu theirs once and for all, the three joined forces while secretly sabotaging one another. When Ji Yuan had a public appearance, Xiang Huan secretly paid a young actress to stage a dating scandal with him. After Lu Yan was injured in a gang fight, Ji Yuan told Ji Fu that Lu Yan was refusing to repay her debts. When Xiang Huan launched his new project, Lu Yan sent people to cut the internet lines at his company.

After witnessing every one of their quarrels, Ji Fu still gave them the same gentle smile she had in their memories. "You're all such good friends. Why are you getting so angry?"

Coming Soon 2: All the Big Shots in the Inner Realm Are My Junior Disciples

Ruan Zhen cultivated for a thousand years before finally getting a touch of the Heavenly Dao. She hadn't even had time to celebrate when the God of Thunder struck her down to the mortal world with a bolt of heavenly lightning, accusing her of "breaking the Path of Emotion."

When Ruan Zhen opened her eyes, she saw a few little brats around her, chattering nonstop. She wanted to die.

For the sake of her cultivation, Ruan Zhen dutifully raised them, watching as the little brats all grew into shining stars, each achieving success in their own field.

She felt like she was finally about to "break the Path of Emotion." Before she could even celebrate, the Goddess of Lightning struck down the immortal mountain where she'd lived for half her life.

Ruan Zhen: Damn it.

After learning that the key to "breaking the Path of Emotion" lay with her junior disciples, Ruan Zhen had no choice but to head down the mountain, looking disheveled, and ask them for help.

Day 1 of searching for her junior disciples: Netizens: Where did this beggar come from? How disgusting. Ptooey!

Day 2 of searching for her junior disciples: She's kind of pretty. Let's keep watching.

Day 10,086 of searching for her junior disciples: Senior Sister, look at me! Senior Sister, I'm yours! Long live Big Senior Sister!

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Qi Yu was a member of the Daoist sect. Having once been hugely popular and with a background so powerful that everyone around him was either rich or noble, nobody in the entertainment industry dared to provoke him. He was arrogant, domineering, and utterly lawless.

That is, until his Big Senior Sister joined the industry too.

Everyone guessed that the Daoist sect was probably just a cover. Even if the so-called cultivation world really did have a ranking system, Qi Yu would never bow his head to anyone.

Then they saw the arrogant, self-indulgent Qi Yu standing against the wall like a quail, brows drooping as he got scolded. He even had a bucket of bottled water balanced on his head. Yes, a whole bucket.

Netizens: I'm convinced. Big Senior Sister definitely has real skills!

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When they heard that Big Senior Sister had come down from the mountain and entered the entertainment industry, many big shots in the inner realm rushed to send their congratulations.

They weren't afraid of being mocked by netizens. They were afraid their congratulations would arrive too late, and Big Senior Sister would hunt them down and beat them up.

Netizens: So you're all members of the Daoist sect?!

Come on, let's see how many more of you there are!

And so, the astronomically expensive painter who never showed her face, the group president who rose to fame in just a year, the gold-medal lawyer with an undefeated record in a hundred battles, and the hugely popular top-tier star who'd been a sensation since debut all scrambled to dote on her.

If Big Senior Sister didn't know something, they'd teach her.

If Big Senior Sister said something wrong, they'd apologize for her.

If Big Senior Sister was tricked away by a junior disciple, they... they'd bring all their special skills to his doorstep.

Theme: Don't underestimate yourself