Dudu is five years old this year.
My aunt was sick and couldn't live broadcast, and said she would deduct a small amount of money. Dudu was unhappy, so she secretly took her mobile phone and started live broadcasting every day to make up for the time.
"Ha, hello, I am the anchor Dudu."
At the same time, this voice sounded from many places.
Cao Cao: Humph, where did this little girl come from? She dared to claim to be the governor. Find her and chop her down.
"Hello, I, I'm reciting sentences live." Said the soft voice.
Qianlong, who went to court with a yawn, looked at the panel that suddenly appeared, and while the other emperors were weighing it, he casually clicked on the voice connection.
Inside Xianyang Palace
Jing Ke lowered his eyes and said: "The King of Qin is comparable to Yao, Shun and Yu. Jing Ke has admired him for a long time and specially presented Fan Yuqi's head."
At the same time, the sound of a reading pen sounded in Xianyang Palace: Jing Ke assassinated Qin.
Dudu asked in confusion: "Brother Qianlong, this Dudu doesn't know how to do it, what is Jing Ke's assassination of Qin?"
Qianlong said lazily: "It was Jing Ke who assassinated King Qin Ying Zheng by offering Fan Yuqi's head."
Ying Zheng on the throne and Jing Ke holding the box looked at each other.
Ying Zheng: "You're here, let's go through the process!"
Jing Ke:......
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Dudu: "Brother Qianlong, why are you laughing?"
Qianlong: "Some ministers said that my poems are a hundred times better than those of Li Bai and Du Fu."
Everyone: ... Listen with bated breath.
Li Bai and Du Fu were not jealous at all. They were so excited that they stood up and waited to listen to the masterpiece that shocked the world and made people cry.
A moment later, Li Bai stood in the heavy rain, looking up at the sky, looking confused. He didn't understand the poem.
Kangxi spit out a sip of tea: Whose conspicuous descendant is this? It's so embarrassing.
Yongzheng: I don't know, it's not from our family anyway, but by the way, which dynasty did Qianlong come from?
August 12, 2023
Intention: write later