[Blurb]
Wen Yu has awakened to his own existence.
It turns out he’s living inside a BL novel, as the clueless beauty everyone covets, the universally adored bottom.
The first top is his clingy puppy-like childhood friend, a pretty, obedient, pitiful little thing.
The second is a gorgeous, six-foot-two stepmother with an irresistible husband vibe, considerate and attentive.
The third is his gentle, handsome teacher, a distant beauty in gold-rimmed glasses, refined on the outside and depraved underneath.
The fourth is a dark-skinned athlete with a body packed with muscle, boasting an incredible difference in strength and size.
After awakening, Wen Yu also unlocked an ability.
He can see what happens next in the tops’ eyes.
And so he discovers:
His seemingly obedient puppy-like childhood friend secretly watches him with a sinister gaze, then pretends to be the victim to trick him into coming home!
His seemingly thoughtful, beautiful stepmother is actually the mastermind controlling his adoptive father!
His seemingly gentle, refined teacher is emotionally detached, skilled with all kinds of tools, and cold-hearted beneath his cool exterior…
To sum up, the story’s later events include, but are not limited to, his childhood friend dragging him into the woods… a stranger hanging him from a bus handrail…
Wen Yu: …
Wen Yu: Fuck! Run!
Wen Yu transmigrated into a book.
The good news: he transmigrated into a wholesome novel.
The bad news: the original cast and storyline came along for the ride!
#He ran, but didn’t quite get away!#
Whenever one of the tops starts causing trouble, a handsome passerby always appears to stop him.
When a top leads Wen Yu into a villa, a tall, handsome butler steps in to stop them: “Young master, this is illegal!”
When a top drags Wen Yu into the woods, a charming delivery guy barrels between them, crashing into the bushes.
When a top drags Wen Yu into a biology lab, a six-foot-two hunk wearing a dorm supervisor’s headscarf barges in with a mop handle to clean up.
That man always shows up at the crucial moment to save him from disaster.
Afterward, Wen Yu forgets that he was ever there.
From the tops’ perspective:
Qi Zeyan is a reviewer for the wholesome-novel division of the Transmigration Bureau. Every day, he transmigrates into books to guide the plot, locking down so many stories his hand cramps up!
Sinister childhood friend: I didn’t even fucking touch him, did I? I only looked below his collarbone…
Qi Zeyan: Change it all to asterisks!
Sultry stepmother: We really won’t do anything in the bedroom! I just…
Qi Zeyan: Please cooperate with the review…
Everyone shouts: Damn reviewer! Are you into Wen Yu or what? If you’ve got the guts, why don’t you make a move yourself?!
Qi Zeyan (speechless): …
Qi Zeyan (inspired): It’s not like I can’t!
Wen Yu realizes the world has been thoroughly revamped. No one can lay a hand on him, so he grows bolder and bolder.
One day, the passerby who hung him from a bus handrail in the original story appears…
Wen Yu lifts his little face defiantly: “Go on, touch me if you dare!”
The man doesn’t say a word. He grabs Wen Yu’s face with one hand and seals his lips with a kiss.
Qi Zeyan: …You said it yourself.
Wen Yu: ???!!!
Later, Qi Zeyan holds Wen Yu’s hands together. The man has kissed him senseless and asks, his words slurred, “…You’re not really going to hang me up, are you?”
Qi Zeyan’s clear, mischievous eyes reflect him as he smiles faintly.
Later still, the clothes rack on their balcony collapses.
Don’t ask why.
Roguish, devil-may-care reviewer top vs. short-tempered, pitiful, universally adored bottom
*Everyone awakens to the truth. The top reviews wholesome fiction, and everyone wants to touch the bottom, but no one can.
#Turning everyone’s sex-driven story into wholesome, pure romance through sheer force of will!#
*An idiotic, sugary wish-fulfillment comedy. Don’t think too hard, the logic is all over the place.
Coming soon: Warning! Extrovert Players Are Forbidden from Toying with Introvert NPCs [Infinite]
[Blurb]
Yan Xu has god-tier looks, with a gorgeous face and a pair of cool, aloof phoenix eyes, the kind of beauty who could destroy someone with a single glance.
No one knows he’s actually severely socially anxious, an ultimate introvert.
After dying unexpectedly, he transmigrates into an Infinite world.
The good news: His toe-curlingly awkward life is finally over!
The bad news: Everyone in this new world, from the System to the players to the bosses, is an extrovert!
System: With your fair skin and pretty face, you’d be perfect as one of the beautiful mannequin NPCs in our dungeons.
Yan Xu, sweating nervously: …I’m just socially anxious. I don’t talk much.
System: You don’t talk much! Perfect! NPCs only need to read from a script! Skr~
Yan Xu: …This System doesn’t seem to have all its marbles.
[The Mountain Spirit’s Bride]
Remote mountain wilderness, deep woods shrouded in mist.
The pretty “mannequin” NPC Yan Xu diligently reads his lines to the players, wearing a face so beautiful it leaves them spellbound.
“To wed the Mountain Spirit in a ghost marriage, one of you must be chosen…”
When Yan Xu is bound hand and foot, seated in a sedan chair, and carried to a lonely grave deep in the mountains, the pretty boy nearly breaks down crying: System, you didn’t tell me extrovert players would go after the NPCs!
Facing the dungeon boss with its blue-green face, fangs, and gaping maw, Yan Xu is so frightened his face turns pale, but he stays composed and asks in an even voice, “Hello. Are you going to eat me?”
Mountain Spirit: …No, I want you to be my bride.
Yan Xu: Oh, thank you.
Mountain Spirit: …
Player A screams: Aaaah! Yanyan is so pretty, and so calm! I want to date him!
Player B sobs: Waaaah, what do you mean mannequin NPC? He’s the precious beauty in my heart!
Hidden beneath its hideous, terrifying face, the dungeon boss glares coldly at the players. Looking at the beauty trembling before him, he gently pinches Yan Xu’s tender cheek and licks his lips. “Yanyan is mine.”
[The Substitute Doll]
An exquisite, graceful figure, perfectly carved features, skin as fair and smooth as jade, 108 beautiful dolls.
System: Find your Yanyan before time runs out!
The players go wild. Is this a dungeon or a special reward?!
Meanwhile, Yan Xu lies among 108 identical dolls, diligently pretending to be a mannequin.
Inner thoughts: Hey, System, if you can’t control them, why not join in? I’m not part of your extrovert roleplay!
Later, the dollmaker gathers every dungeon prop with a grim expression, all 108 dolls accounted for.
He wipes out every lewd look in the players’ eyes. That day, corpses litter the dungeon, and a cold, murderous aura mixes with a thick, nauseating smell of blood.
The Infinite announcement screen reports that a dungeon boss has gone mad.
At night, the dollmaker pins the beautiful NPC beneath him, caressing his skin inch by inch as he bends to whisper in his ear: “I told you, you’re mine.”
Yan Xu doesn’t know that every detail of the 108 dolls perfectly replicates his body, including certain intimate parts.
Yan Xu’s eyes are luminous, the corners reddened. Breathless and dazed, he gazes at the god of this world. He feels helpless, yet can’t stop himself from sinking into it.
When the man turns fierce, his bewitching pupils are reflected in Yan Xu’s eyes.
Honestly, extrovert bosses seem even scarier than the players!
Planned dungeons:
[Dreaming High School]
[The Lost Merfolk]
[The Embroiderer of the Underworld]
[The Ghost Ship]
[The Eerie Amusement Park]
Years later
The village gossip System leans back with its legs crossed, munching on sunflower seeds as it says: You have no idea! That beautiful NPC had the whole server falling for him back then. The Infinite Bureau’s number-one evil god, Yu, killed without blinking, a true devil from hell, just up and retired to go home and get married!
What do you think he had going for him? How did he make so many people lose their minds over him?
Yan Xu strokes the large head burrowing into his arms and smiles awkwardly.
…Help! He’s just an ordinary, socially anxious introvert.
Beautiful, socially anxious introvert, universally adored NPC bottom vs. ruthless, possessive, unhinged, psychotic, split-personality dungeon boss top
Theme: Improve personal conduct and build a harmonious society
I Became the Crazy Villain in a Comic, and the Male Lead Fell for Me
The Sweetheart's Husband Is the Horror Dungeon Boss [Infinite]
Warning! Extroverted Players Must Not Toy with Introverted NPCs [Infinite]
The Cannon-Fodder Beauty and the Scumbag's White Moonlight Get Their Happy Ending [Showbiz]
The Brooding White Lotus the Heroic Lead Is Madly in Love With [Quick Transmigration]
The Sly Little White Flower Acts Around Me Every Day
A Desolate Otherworld, but I Have the Nuwa System [Worldbuilding]
After a Proxy Marriage, I Made Believe with a Paranoid Tycoon for Real
Many years later, the General Administration of Chuanshu dispatched another mission. Qi Zeyan hugged the person in his arms and rubbed his cheek against his ear, "Baby, help me choose a book. Which one should I wear next?" Wen Yu picked out the book in his hand, "This is my first choice, "Warning! E-players are prohibited from playing with I-player NPCs [Infinite]", Infinite Flow Beauty Society is afraid of NPCs, the copywriting is very attractive, if you don't believe me, just click on the column, it looks very good!" "Are there any alternatives?" Qi Zeyan asked. "What about this one? "Mei Ruohan is forced to become a heartthrob in a cruel and brutal story [Quick Time Travel]", a counter-narrative Mary Su Ba always enjoys the story, and there are multiple worlds, so it shouldn't be boring." Wen Yu said. "But, I'm too tired from running around..." Qi Zeyan leaned lazily on his wife's shoulder and pinched his ears and lips. "What about the two other entertainment-related cookies? "The Little Madman Who Is Disliked by Ten Thousands of People Can't Be Well-Behaved", Crazy Literature, in which Shou is an anchor that is disliked by thousands of people. It seems that he wants to create something for everyone. Will he be accidentally hurt?" Wen Yu said. "Then I'm afraid and won't go..." Qi Zeyan said. "Don't be afraid, there is another one! "Cannon Fodder Beauty and Scumbag Gong Bai Yueguang He" changed his focus to literature, and took revenge on the scumbag! The book awakened his consciousness and slapped Scumbag Gong in the face like crazy!" Wen Yu said. "I'm a little confused. They all seem pretty good-looking." Qi Zeyan said. "By the way, here are two more!" "Take a look at the sweet cakes from the gay group next door in the entertainment industry. They are called "The Villain System Begs Me to Turn Back" by Zhao Cong, a love drama from the past to the present that slaps everyone in the face, and it is a fairy from a hundred years ago who came down to earth to experience calamity! It's super cool to go in both directions!" "The other book is "Boss Dressed as My Personal Nanny" by Tang Xinxian. The social animal 996 wears a book and meets his immediate boss in the original world and becomes his own personal nanny! Hahahahahaha, this setting is so cool! I really like it!!!" Qi Zeyan pinched Wen Yu's cheek, leaned over and kissed him on the lips, "You choose, baby." "I listen to my wife!"
I'll write more 😳 later today
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Looks good!!!! Madam, please read the next book
Finished spreading flowers, looking forward to my wife's next masterpiece [cat head] [cat head]
I saw Lie Qing and A Yan. To be honest, I couldn't get enough of the extras in the previous book. I'm very excited to see them here. The young couple will be happy [Spread Flowers]
Woooooooooooooooooooooo sweet words Miyu will never be! Xiao He and Professor Shen also want to be happy forever!
It's over, I can't bear to leave it 🥺
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Hey, you like me, eat, eat, eat