Straightforward, goofy, cheerful top × scheming, teasing, beautiful but tragic bottom
One day, Wei Xun, a writer notorious for leaving stories unfinished, suddenly transmigrated into a book as the scum top. He also got a savior System that bounced around urging him to rewrite the tragic ending and save the tragic protagonist bottom readers couldn’t get over.
Readers: Boohoo, my tragic favorite! I want the author who left this story unfinished to transmigrate into it!
Face-blind System: You have to save both the world and the tragic sweetheart! Be bold, young man, and go make a miracle!
Western fantasy tragedy:
[Cold, indifferent merman sea god × melancholic high priest]
As the gods’ twilight fell, the world was plunged into despair by one natural disaster after another.
For the last time, the high priest of the sea god’s faith sailed into the storm, searching for the lost sea god. He offered his life as a sacrifice, begging the deity to protect humanity.
In the original plot, Ji Qing would be swallowed by the waves, forced to watch the land sink beneath the sea.
But this time, he heard a mysterious song, and the wind and rain abruptly stopped.
The white-haired, blue-tailed sea god sat on a reef and looked back at him.
Wei Xun: Singing is how you use divine power? But I can’t read sheet music _(:з"∠)_ System, can I sing a classic song?
He cleared his throat and blessed the whole world with the cheerful song “Good Luck Is Here.”
System: ???
Later, believers across the world listened devoutly to the sea god’s beautiful (off-key) singing, and the disasters subsided.
After the twilight of the gods, it was the sea that embraced its people and saved the world.
Cultivation fantasy tragedy:
[Gifted demonic cultivator, the rebellious disciple × beautiful but tragic sword cultivator, the master]
The path to the heavens was severed. The rebellious disciple turned demonic and sacrificed all living beings in pursuit of ascension. Ji Qing, the number one cultivator in the world, drew his sword to cleanse the sect of this traitor, only to be captured and imprisoned in the demon realm.
In the original plot, he would watch all life in the human realm suffer and die, then take his own life to atone to the world.
But now, the demon lord came to the deep valley where his master was imprisoned, the long blade in his hand stained with blood. He had taken the lives of...
Three chickens.
The supreme demonic cultivator washed his hands and made a meal, transforming into the perfect filial disciple. He was so devoted to serving his master that he neglected his own ambitions, leaving his underlings exclaiming, “What the hell?”
Demon Lord 1: Is the boss seriously putting on an act in front of me?
Demon Lord 2: Could they be trading tribulations, trying to fool the Heavenly Dao?!
In reality, Wei Xun had been terrified of teachers since childhood. He shrank into himself and trembled: System, I was late to my eight o’clock class today. Will Master make me stand as punishment?
System: ???
Later, the Immortal Realm’s construction corps built a spirit-stone ladder, cultivation technology spread to the human realm, the righteous and demonic factions became one big happy family, and everyone enjoyed the joy of competing over their eight o’clock classes.
Political intrigue tragedy:
[Arbitrary, despotic regent × puppet emperor who died before his ambitions could be fulfilled]
The realm was in chaos. The puppet emperor Ji Qing, propped up on the throne, had always been plotting to seize power and enact reforms to strengthen the country and bring peace to the people.
In the original plot, all he got was the regent bringing soldiers into the palace late at night and presenting him with a cup of poisoned wine.
But now, the regent, forced to stay up late and follow the plot, parted the curtains. Red candles glimmered, and the ceremonial crown did nothing to hide the beauty’s face.
The regent’s hand trembled slightly before he finally pulled out an object.
He said softly, “Your Majesty, I have no intention of invading the palace. I came here to present you with a treasure. Um, have you ever seen a glow-in-the-dark dinosaur?”
Later, the reforms of the Sheng Dynasty were celebrated for generations. The people lived in peace and prosperity, and the nation grew strong and wealthy.
As for Wei Xun: System, my wife gets prettier the more I look at her ≥▽≤
System: ??? You’re clearly pretty good at writing. Why did you leave your story unfinished?!
Theme: Work hard and live well. A beautiful future will blossom from the things you steadily build, waiting for you to gather its rewards as you press onward.
