[Hunter X Hunter] I'll Live Better in My Next Life

I’m so tired. Being a person is exhausting. You couldn’t help asking a friend, “How can I be as happy as a little dog?” Your friend replied, “Find an owner to take care of you.” ...That’s so sad. So stray dogs aren’t happy, either. If there’s a next life, I hope I can be a happy little dog But you didn’t become a dog. Instead, you were reincarnated as a lump of pink modeling clay. You decide to give up and do nothing. Forget it, I can’t do that! How is a Ditto that can’t transform supposed to survive in the wild? I don’t even have the most basic survival skill! Help! Aaaaaah!!! Wilderness Survival: Modeling Clay Edition Begins An atypical, third-rate fairy tale. Probably a story about an exhausted adult who just wants to give up and fast-forward to the next life, or maybe even skip the next life entirely, but ends up scraping by in an extremely dangerous world, hoping to become a pet dog, longing to be saved, and gradually learning to save others. (All of that is just rambling.) *Second-person narration, please take note. *My personal take on Ditto. *I’m so fond of little boys that I decided to make them my meal (?). I can’t decide between Gon and Killua as the pairing, but the slow-burn pacing means progress will be gradual. Most of the story is pet-and-owner time; romance won’t come until much later... After all, transforming into a human won’t happen until much later, either... *The plot mixes the old and new versions, with a bit of everything, because I just can’t choose between the old and new versions of Killua (I’m sorry). *I got the idea on a whim, so updates are irregular. I’ll write however I like, and everyone can read however they like. Theme: Don’t give up on human virtues.