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Blurb:
Lu Qiuxian, the most handsome guy in the Literature Department at H University, is beautiful and has a voice like honey.
His porcelain-doll face has made countless straight men question their sexuality.
For certain reasons, Lu Qiuxian becomes Jiang Fanchi's roommate.
Jiang Fanchi, H University's campus heartthrob, is famously the most sought-after man in the gay community. H University's bottoms voted him the man they'd most like to turn gay, putting him at number one.
Unfortunately, Jiang Fanchi is homophobic. Any man who shows interest in him gets deleted and blocked, no exceptions.
When Lu Qiuxian moves into Jiang Fanchi's dorm, someone warns Jiang Fanchi to be careful.
"Impossible," Jiang Fanchi says. "There's no way I'll ever turn gay."
On their first day as roommates,
Jiang Fanchi comes back from playing basketball and finds Lu Qiuxian, fresh from a shower and smelling sweet, cuddling into his arms.
That very night,
Lu Qiuxian climbs into Jiang Fanchi's bed and impatiently pulls back his covers, scaring Jiang Fanchi into staying awake all night.
Again and again, Jiang Fanchi can't take it anymore. "What the hell? Is he doing this on purpose?!"
First he throws himself into my arms, and now he's climbing into my bed.
Let me say it again: I, Jiang Fanchi, am absolutely not going to turn gay!
Three months after becoming roommates,
Jiang Fanchi is glued to Lu Qiuxian every day. When Lu Qiuxian gets sick, he stays up all night to care for him. When Lu Qiuxian goes on a blind date, Jiang Fanchi can't sit still.
In the end, he decides to graciously accept Lu Qiuxian's confession.
Then Jiang Fanchi sees Lu Qiuxian carefully holding out a pink love letter to someone else. "Senior, I've actually liked you for a long time."
Jiang Fanchi goes crazy.
That night, he pins Lu Qiuxian beneath him and kisses him until they're both dizzy.
Lu Qiuxian sobs. "Didn't you say you wouldn't turn gay?"
Jiang Fanchi bites his lip hard. "It's your fault for being so beautiful."
A easily startled, scatterbrained bottom x a cocky top who falls for his own delusions
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The Little Fool and the Cat Prince
Su Yu has two wishes: 1. Go to the same high school as Jiang Li. 2. Marry Jiang Li.
Good news: the first wish has come true, but...
Su Yu holds out a love letter to Jiang Li.
Jiang Li glances at it. It has been stepped on by who knows how many people, and it's covered in muddy footprints.
Nervously, Su Yu says, "Jiang, I like you!"
Jiang Li coldly looks away. "I don't like fools."
Su Yu: "What?!"
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Later, Su Yu discovers Jiang Li's secret.
Jiang Li corners him against a wall. Facing his unblinking gaze, he warns, "Don't tell anyone, and don't get any ideas about me."
Embarrassed and annoyed at being found out, Su Yu says, "W-Who has ideas about you?! I don't have any ideas about a cat!"
The cat ears on Jiang Li's head twitch. He sneers. "Is that so?"
He suddenly raises a hand and undoes a button on his shirt, then leans toward Su Yu and speaks suggestively. "What about this...?"
Su Yu, frozen in place: nosebleed in progress
A sweet, silly human bottom x a cool, sharp-tongued cat top
Rekindled romance
Theme: Study hard and improve every day
Wwwwww I just need to watch some sweet love to have the strength to live a happy life??
I wanted to pretend to be more relaxed, but I almost made my wife angry, which made me laugh to death 🐶
Our little moon was fooled and her pants fell off.
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No!!! Don't be cruel!!!!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, it's a mad dog!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh who made you so beautiful!!! Holy shit!! Who understands me
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
The column "The Little Idiot and the Cat Prince" is available in advance. If you are interested, you can save it. Su Yu has two wishes: 1. Go to the same high school as Jiang Li. 2. Marry Jiang Li. Good news, the first wish came true, but... Su Tao handed the love letter to Jiang Li. Jiang Li glanced at it. He didn't know how many people had stepped on it, and there were all dusty footprints. Su Tao said nervously: "Classmate Jiang, I like you!" Jiang Li looked back coldly: "I don't like fools." Su Tao: "?!" Later, Su Tao discovered Jiang Li's secret. Jiang Li blocked him in a corner, faced his straight eyes, and threatened: "Don't tell me, and don't have any thoughts about me." Su Tao was exposed and said angrily: "Who, who has thoughts about you! I have no thoughts about a cat!" The cat ears on Jiang Li's head moved and he sneered: "Really?" He suddenly raised his hand, unbuttoned his clothes, lowered his head and approached Su Tao, and said in an ambiguous tone: "What about this..." The stunned Su Yu: Nosebleeding 1. A stupid sweetheart human being is attacked by a cold-blooded and poisonous cat 2. Reunion
To be honest, these parents, especially the mother, have not fulfilled their parental responsibilities since childhood, and they even threaten their children with this...