After getting dumped for the third time, Hong Ji drunkenly clicked on an ad called "Little Witch's Love."
The next morning, once the alcohol wore off, he found a giant package at his door. Five huge characters were printed on it: "Cute and Easy to Push Over."
Hong Ji carried it inside and opened it in confusion. He stared at the "cute and easy to push over" guy in front of him, who stood six foot three, with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and an eight-pack. Then he looked at the 12,000 yuan that had mysteriously vanished from his account and fell into deep thought.
***! Give me my money back!
Instruction Manual for the Smart Little Witch "Girlfriend."
Usage precautions (fake x):
1. The soft, cute little thing is fragile. Please handle with care.
2. Charge at least once or twice a day, or it may run out of power and stop working.
3. Remember! Do not engage in a certain private activity with it.
Usage precautions (real check mark):
1. Soft, cute little thing = a six-foot-three, eight-pack, brawny man who can knock someone out at random with one punch! (Yes! A man!!)
2. Charge at least once or twice a day to ensure it has enough power = four meals a day, four bowls per meal, plus four hours of "charging" at night.
3. Do not engage in private activities with him = he can engage in private activities with other people!
The next day, Hong Ji clutched his aching back, gritted his teeth, and flushed the "fraudulent instruction manual" down the toilet. He also promptly downloaded an anti-fraud app.
He said, "This is a scam! I'm reporting it!"
The culprit merely replied, nonchalantly, "You didn't say that last night."
Hong Ji: ?
"You said you really liked it."
Hong Ji: ??
"Getting dumped really does turn a man bad. You men always change your tune the moment you've got your pants back on."
Hong Ji, the bad man who'd been dumped three times: &$!#**#%...
When a cheapskate gets himself a pretty boy.
Hong Ji: What? The 9.9-yuan clothes aren't good enough for you?
Hong Ji: Factory clearance sale! They were 990 yuan originally, and they're pure cotton. What are you complaining about?
: ...Could you not make me wear leopard print with my chest exposed?
Hong Ji gestured at the other man's perfect pecs, eyes shining: No can do. It's the last one in your size.
: ...
[Self-righteous, closeted, innocent shou x scheming, twisted gong who leads him on step by step]
(The blurb may be revised later.)
P.S.:
^ The gong is not a robot. He just has a flashy, high-tech "cybernetic arm."
^ The shou always thought he was straight before this and has dated women.
^ The plot is fictional, the logic is a mess, don't sweat the details. The author has an elementary-school education and kindergarten-level writing.
Theme: Beware of online scams
