Coming soon: Excuse Me, Who Ordered Me a Robot Boyfriend? and My Ex-Boyfriend Has Twelve Tentacles. Please add them to your reading list!
[Synopsis]
In the interstellar era, the Omega population plummeted, so the government enacted Omega protection policies and regulations:
1. Omegas always come first. No arguments.
2. Any act that harms an Omega is a criminal offense.
3. Respect and care for every Omega, and willingly transfer all your savings into their name to ensure they have enough financial independence.
As an Alpha, Qu Jinyu strictly followed the Alpha Code, kept its principles in mind, and strove to be an exemplary model of Alpha virtue, all for the chance to marry a sweet little Omega wife.
Just when the government finally matched him with an Omega partner, an accident sent him to an insect world where females outnumbered males and male bugs were revered. He became a disabled male bug with a long history of womanizing.
Faced with a worldview and treatment completely opposite to what he knew, Qu Jinyu gaped in shock. "I've become an Omega?"
That night, when a female bug thrown at him to humiliate him was about to kneel, Qu Jinyu was the first to tumble off his wheelchair with a thud.
Loman was horrified: "???"
Qu Jinyu said sheepishly, "Sorry, my Alpha virtue addiction flared up."
2.
Female bug Loman was the youngest general in insect history, with a distinguished record of military service. But after being framed by a colleague, he was forced to become the lowest-ranking servant bug in the Earl's household.
He thought his life would remain bleak forever, but on the day the old Earl died, he was sent away.
Qu Jinyu, the old Earl's eldest son, was notorious for his debauchery and thoroughly rotten character. But after an accident left him disabled, he became a useless heir with a gloomy, eccentric temperament.
Loman thought he had fallen into a new abyss.
But...
"Males and females should keep their distance. Get up and put your clothes on."
"The conditions on this barren star are harsh, and the food is terrible. I'm sorry you're stuck here."
"This is your favorite mecha, along with my salary card for the month."
"Your red hair is beautiful. I hope our children take after you."
Only then did Loman realize that not all male bugs were so detestable.
3.
When Qu Jinyu was exiled to a barren star, all his archenemies assumed that a useless male bug like him wouldn't last a month in such a harsh place. They sat back and waited for a show.
But half a year later, not only was Qu Jinyu alive and well, he was thriving on the barren star.
Building rice cookers, making microwaves, creating ovens, repairing mechas...
"No bug is born perfect."
The barren star's residents: "Qu Jinyu!"
Qu Jinyu: "? The food here is really hard to swallow. I only wanted my wife to eat better."
His humiliated archenemies: "..."
A doting, fiercely vengeful Alpha virtue class monitor who is ruthless to outsiders x a seemingly meek and obedient, but actually ruthless and powerful, wife-protecting receiver
P.S. The top's legs will gradually recover.
(Please add it to your reading list if you like it.) 1v1. The plot is made up, don't nitpick the details. Everyone's a little dumb, written at an elementary-school level, with kindergarten-level prose.
Coming soon: Excuse Me, Who Ordered Me a Robot Boyfriend? Add it to your reading list if you're interested!
[Synopsis]
After being dumped for the third time, Hong Ji got drunk and accidentally clicked on an ad called Little Witch's Love.
The next morning, after sobering up, he found a huge package at his door. Five big characters were printed on it: Cute and Easy to Push Over.
Confused, Hong Ji carried the package inside and opened it. He looked at the "cute and easy to push over" guy standing before him, 1.9 meters tall, with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and eight-pack abs. Then he looked at the twelve thousand yuan that had suddenly vanished from his bank account and fell into deep thought.
Damn it! Give me my money back!
Smart Little Witch "Girlfriend" Instruction Manual.
Precautions (fake x):
1. The soft, adorable cutie is fragile. Please handle with care.
2. Charge at least once or twice a day, or the battery may run low and cause it to stop working.
3. Remember! Do not engage in a certain intimate activity with it.
Precautions (real check):
1. Soft, adorable cutie = a 1.9-meter-tall hunk with eight-pack abs who can randomly knock someone out with one punch! (Yes! A man!)
2. Charge at least once or twice a day to keep the battery full = four meals a day, four bowls per meal, plus four hours of "charging" at night.
3. Do not engage in an intimate activity with him = he can engage in intimate activities with other people!
The next morning, Hong Ji rubbed his aching lower back, gritted his teeth, and flushed the "scam instruction manual" down the toilet. Then he promptly downloaded an anti-fraud app.
"This is a scam! I'm reporting it!" he declared.
The culprit just replied nonchalantly, "You weren't saying that last night."
Hong Ji: "?"
"You said you really liked it."
Hong Ji: "??"
"Typical nasty man, all sweet talk until he gets his pants on, then he turns around and acts like he doesn't know you. No wonder nobody wants you."
Hong Ji, the nasty man who'd been dumped three times: "&$!#**#%..."
When a cheapskate takes in a pretty boy.
Hong Ji: "What? The 9.9-yuan clothes aren't good enough for you?"
Hong Ji: "Factory-direct clearance price! They'd normally cost 990 yuan. Pure cotton!"
: "...Could you not get leopard print?"
Hong Ji: "Nope, it's the last one in that size."
Hong Ji: "Tsk, you're a robot. Why are you so demanding? I'm the only one who can put up with you."
: "..."
[Self-assured, deeply closeted, innocent receiver x a manipulative, dark-hearted, perverted top who leads him on step by step]
See the author's page for the synopsis of My Ex-Boyfriend Has Twelve Tentacles!
Theme: Life can be just as wonderful when you take a different path
Thank you all for your favorites and comments~ (Immediately do a 180-degree spiral kiss (○` 3′○))
In addition, the author also has 360-degree hand splits and a one-word horse spinning and kissing with no dead ends. All you need is the little cutie to move her little hands. The pre-collection column is "Excuse me, who can give me the mechanical boyfriend?" , You can unlock new postures immediately~
I'm a slow newbie, but you guys keep me motivated and I'll work hard!
Only after seeing the rebates did I remember that there was such an article
It's been 25 years. Damn, it's awesome. Please update it. My child will be very uncomfortable.
Why did the update stop for so long? I want to see the follow-up.
I have been taking it for three years and my taste has already changed. .
Is it possible that the pirate fell in love with the little prince at first sight, so he snatched him away and made love forcibly (dense fog). By the way, buy one and get one free, happy to be a father! Hehe, dog head
Come on old songs! Your wife is gone!
The author is great, I really can't, they can't be separated, I can't accept that situation, it must be sweet! ! Sweet! ! !
Finally, I've been waiting for you, madam (? ?д?)
When will we meet? I am urgently short of sugar and my symptoms are very serious (?_?)
Thank you all for your favorites and comments~ (Immediately do a 180-degree spiral kiss (○` 3′○)) In addition, the author also has 360-degree hand splits and a one-word horse spinning and kissing with no dead ends. All you need is the little cutie to move her little hands. The pre-collection column is "Excuse me, who can give me the mechanical boyfriend?" , You can unlock new postures immediately~ I'm a slow newbie, but you guys keep me motivated and I'll work hard!
Only after seeing the rebates did I remember that there was such an article
It's been 25 years. Damn, it's awesome. Please update it. My child will be very uncomfortable.
Why did the update stop for so long? I want to see the follow-up.
I have been taking it for three years and my taste has already changed. .
Is it possible that the pirate fell in love with the little prince at first sight, so he snatched him away and made love forcibly (dense fog). By the way, buy one and get one free, happy to be a father! Hehe, dog head
Come on old songs! Your wife is gone!
The author is great, I really can't, they can't be separated, I can't accept that situation, it must be sweet! ! Sweet! ! !
Finally, I've been waiting for you, madam (? ?д?)
When will we meet? I am urgently short of sugar and my symptoms are very serious (?_?)