I Have 101 Rumored Lovers [Genshin Impact]

★Completed Novel: Everyone in Teyvat Ships My CP★

☆Blurb: Updated monthly. Please leave comments asking for updates to keep me motivated, qaq. No self-inserting.☆

After rumors broke that Lumine and the Geo Archon were dating, she joined the idol survival show "Boys' Idol" as a mentor while the entire internet was hating on her.

On the day of the livestream, the junior contestants' personalities were already on full display.

Cold and aloof, sharp-tongued and tsundere, scheming and calculating, rebellious, lawless...

They were even colder and ruder when recording their self-introductions:

"...Xiao."

"You think I'll give you my name just because you asked? I'd lose all my dignity."

"My name? Guess. If you get it right, I'll tell you~"

But they really did have the clout to act so cocky.

The identities dug up about them were more outrageous than the last,

making this the most lavish lineup in history!

The haters mocked her and began celebrating.

[She's definitely going to use the boys to boost her popularity.]

[They won't show her any respect. This is going to be fun to watch.]

[Having no connections isn't a crime, but climbing the ladder by any means necessary is disgusting!]

But no one expected this:

The aloof Geo Archon's adopted son blushed at the tips of his ears when Lumine approached him.

The eldest young master of the Raiden Group got up early to make Lumine breakfast.

Barbatos, the hope of the music world, stayed up all night writing and composing a song for Lumine.

The Golden Child, the Chalk Prince, painted only Lumine.

The haters were moved, but when they realized Lumine was downright cold toward the boys, they exploded.

[Young people's feelings are always so sincere and beautiful!]

[Why is she so cold to the boys? Does she really think her family has a throne for her to inherit or something?]

[Heh, she's just playing hard to get!]

[It has to be scripted! With their family backgrounds, why would they be interested in Lumine?]

And then:

A minister of the Abyssal Cabinet respectfully bowed to Lumine.

The Khaenri'ahn royal family addressed Lumine as Her Highness, the Princess.

Focalors, Fontaine's supreme leader, personally received Lumine...

The haters looked dazed, their attitudes making a complete 180-degree turn.

[So there really is a throne to inherit (kneels gently).]

[They're so wild. Your Highness, how about me? I'm obedient and well-behaved, and I'm 18.]

[Your Highness, pick me! My voice can change in a hundred ways, and I'm very flexible. Any kind of play is fine~]

The boys' group: ???

And that wasn't all. The senior contestants and the girl group next door got involved, too.

A whole crowd fought over Lumine, and wherever she went, a battlefield of romance followed.

There was a trending topic every day.

#National Idol Lumine And 101 Boys' CPs#

#Our Daughter Is Surrounded By Men#

#Which Pair Is Gaining Points Today#

When Aether finally emerged from the intensive training camp,

he saw the entire Imaginary Internet arguing over Lumine's one true CP.

Then he looked at those juniors who had claimed they never followed celebrities and had no interest in Lumine at all.

He clenched his Reasonable Persuasion.

P.S.

1. In this universe, idols can date freely. There are multiple endings!

2. Everyone has a one-sided crush on Lumine. Mostly slice of life, not a self-insert story. No yume-danshi self-inserts! If you do, it'll ruin your fortune!!!

3. Modern alternate universe. The world, characters' life experiences, identities, occupations, and upbringings differ from the game. Their personalities and habits may also differ a little.

4. Please don't let fanon take over and insist that Lumine is trash, or bring up other brainwashing talking points to question me. I honestly have nothing to say about that. All-Lumine is already an extremely niche subject, and I write it purely out of love. If you don't like it, don't come here looking for attention. Let's leave each other alone.

5. Most importantly!!! My Lumine is not a skin!!! Lumine is Lumine!!!

★Coming Soon: [Genshin Impact] A Battle of Wits in Love with the Entire School's Fans★

"Teyvat Idol Academy," a full-dive idol-raising game still in development.

Modeled after the real Teyvat Idol Academy, its buildings are recreated at a one-to-one scale.

The game claims to be 100% realistic, with a wealth of story branches. Clear it, and you'll win a generous cash prize.

Lumine got into the closed beta, and was absolutely confident she could clear it perfectly and become a top-tier star.

But why did people confess to her wherever she went?!

She watched handsome boys constantly confess their feelings and ask her to date them.

Then she looked at the normal career routes other players were getting and grew confused.

Lumine, caught up in a romantic chase with the entire student body: Why is my game different from everyone else's?

She suddenly remembered that she'd received the Lucky One title at the very beginning of the game.

Only then did she discover the cause: a strange school tradition. Every three years, one person is chosen at random to be pursued by the entire school.

As a player, she was that lucky one.

Lumine: ??? You might as well rename this game "Teyvat Idol Academy: A Love Story"!

Other players: Damn, I'm so jealous! Why didn't we trigger this special route?

Lumine's livestream room quickly became a hit. Every day, fans begged for new content and passionately shipped the couples.

Rich older sisters even paid her to pursue specific boys first.

Watching all that money roll in, she shamefully began to waver.

It's just romance, right? I'll break up with each one as soon as I'm done.

It's only a game, after all!

So Lumine started pursuing them without a shred of hesitation, determined to fill the entire gallery!

"Rather than deal with those ill-intentioned people, I suppose I can put myself out a little and help you."

The incomparably beautiful boy held his exquisite jaw stiffly.

His tone was casual and indifferent, but he watched her reaction nervously.

"Sorry, it was sudden. I hope you don't mind."

The red-streaked boy apologized as he pinned her against the rooftop wall.

Hearing footsteps nearby, his ears began to burn.

"Shh, we can't let them find out~"

Forced to crouch in the corner of the classroom, she felt the detective boy's slightly calloused fingers against her lips.

The two beauty marks beneath his eyes seemed to be tempting her to kiss him.

Wait, this game is way too realistic!

Lumine blushed furiously, realizing she was getting a little too absorbed in it.

And with school about to start, she decisively quit the game, planning to take a break and clear her head.

But she never expected that, when school started...

Seeing all the handsome boys with their own distinctive charms, she took a frightened step back.

Why had the game become reality?!

The moment he got back, Aether saw his little sister surrounded by a crowd of men.

With practiced ease, he pulled out his Reasonable Persuasion.

Theme: Stay true to yourself, and the world will embrace you