[Naruto] Ninja Academy

[A modern academy version of Naruto, with tons of original settings and lots of different academies. The author has watched pretty much every anime out there.]

Ever since I enrolled at the Konoha branch of the Ninja Academy, my life changed completely.

Next door is the Uchiha Clan, with its huge family. They say every one of them is an elite student at the Ninja Academy, and they're always competing with the Senju Clan next door. Supposedly, the Konoha branch was founded by Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju, who graduated from the long-vanished main campus, along with their brothers.

I understand all that. It's in the history books. But why! Why is my house right between those two clans?! And the Uzumaki Clan is in front of us! The Hyuga Clan and the Kaguya Clan are behind us!

I'm just an ordinary person, an underage girl, and I've had to bear pressure no one else can understand ever since I was little!!!

Some Uchiha who loves tomatoes: Want to stay after school and train together today?

Me: No way. I'm going home to watch Lord Minato's gaming livestream!

Some little fox who often goes to Otsutsuki Ichiraku for ramen: Hey, hey, hey, let's go get Ichiraku Ramen after school!

Me: No way. I'm going home to watch your mom's awful cooking show.

But then, after I turned down my childhood friend, we actually transmigrated!!!!

I stared in silence at the four people in front of me, furiously pounding their keyboards. They were playing as a team, but only cared about soloing. Hm, they looked exactly like the four founders of Konoha from the history books.

Ha, history really is a menace. That school motto, "Punch OP Academy, kick Soul Reaper Academy, elbow Demon Slayer Academy, and knee Hunter Academy," was obviously fake. Just look at these four shut-ins.

Sigh, looks like we'll lose the joint sports meet again this year.

No, wait, where is this place?!

Why is everything full of craters? And what's with all the Fire Release and Water Release! Damn it, my hair!

When I saw the four familiar people on the other side, I realized something was wrong. When did these four shut-ins change clothes?

No, no, they were right beside me! So who are those four over there?! And why are there so many dead people at your feet?!

And that's not all. After that, I kept seeing all kinds of weird things. For example, the tomato was wearing a hideous purple braid, the ramen had turned into a bunch of beautiful naked young women, an Uchiha had a Senju face carved into his, a gentle older brother had killed his entire family, and the academy's super-cool, super-popular heartthrob Kakashi-sensei turned out to be a shut-in middle-aged man...

If the four parents and two friends beside me hadn't gone berserk, I think this would have been a truly marvelous trip.

What an eye-opening experience.

Reader's guide:

1. A mash-up world with all kinds of weird stuff.

2. Everyone survives.

3. Male lead undecided.

Blurb first draft: 2020.11.21. Final blurb: 2021.10.21 00:3030

Theme: Peace has always been within reach