They say Northern Europe produces handsome men, but Samuel Epiro is a masterpiece painstakingly crafted by the Creator.
Facing the doubters who said "Real Madrid might be planning to win consecutive Champions League titles on good looks alone," Samuel proved with his actions what it meant to
Have the most handsome face, play the fiercest game,
be the craftiest schemer, and pull off the flashiest moves.
From "runway model who came to the pitch to experience life" to "undisputed top striker of the current era,"
Samuel, nicknamed by the media "a work of art on the run," even has a personality as cool as a cold wave, and people go wild for him.
In truth, he's a "scheming" boy with the hereditary Nordic trait of seeming cold on the outside but warm inside, and with his sultry charm honed to perfection.
When he seems to have been forced to learn the raised eyebrow, the wink, the lift, and Ramos's signature kisses everywhere,
On and off the pitch,
no one could fail to love him,
everyone would go crazy for him.
Reader's Guide
1. Pure wish fulfillment, lots of creative liberties, major award reshuffles
2. Read between the lines: written for fun
3. The male lead is mixed-race and plays for Croatia's Checkered Ones
Theme: Work hard and improve yourself
