Final Fantasy VII + A Little Chinese Paladin: Fire and Water

The Truth About This Story: ...So, really, it's just a story about a super-strong heroine who knows next to nothing about FF7, goes to FF7, and develops a thing with Sephiroth? There's no harem, right? Although it looks like I've introduced a whole bunch of men, Crisis Core is basically all guys anyway~~ And the female characters and Shinra's internal power struggles don't have much to do with it... There's a saintly heroine, Mary Sue elements, a naive character, crack humor, and no writing skills at all... Also, since I haven't played all the games, there will be plot holes, so please bear with me!!!! So if you don't mind getting hit by a lightning bolt, come on in XD~ By the way, feel free to make fun of it, but if you're going to flame me, just click the red X in the upper-right corner. Thanks~