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[Please add the upcoming novels Losing to a Violent Beauty Means Joining His Harem and A Compatibility Test for a Little Demon and His Study System to your reading list!]
The day Shen Xiaoman from Cat-Head Village confirmed he would join the children's reality show A New Life, the whole village set off firecrackers and threw a lavish feast to celebrate Cat-Head Village's first future superstar.
Only Shen Xiaoman, who had been reborn, knew he was just a minor cannon-fodder character in a novel.
He was joining the show only to serve as a foil for the hardworking protagonist!
In the end, he would be hated by the entire internet, treated like a public menace, and cyberbullied until he died without ever knowing peace!
Shen Xiaoman wasn't worried at all.
He had been preparing for this show since the day he was born in this life!
He was going to cling tightly to the leg of the novel's overpowered child protagonist!
And the first step to clinging to his leg?
Was raising the leg himself!
So the show took a rather unusual turn.
The protagonist studied hard late into the night, while Shen Xiaoman eagerly cooked for him.
The protagonist was too poor to eat breakfast, so Shen Xiaoman bought him big packs of paper to eat every day.
The protagonist earned money by doing other people's homework, and Shen Xiaoman was the one who hired him.
Netizens: ? Aren't you a kid from a mountain village? Where'd you get the money?
Shen Xiaoman: ? What's being from a mountain village got to do with being rich?
Netizens suddenly discovered that Shen Xiaoman had an older brother who was a champion athlete and had been famous for years, a mother who had built a company from scratch, a celebrated genius novelist for a father, and a neighbor who ranked among the top three livestream sellers...
Netizens watching the drama: ...Help, why is every single person in this tiny mountain village a big shot?
Shen Xiaoman was very proud.
See? Plans to raise Leg Number One, Leg Number Two, Leg Number Three... and Leg Number N had all succeeded! It was the result of six years of hard work!
And the overpowered child from this New Life show was about to become Leg Number N+1.
Just thinking that the future overpowered hero would make waves across the world, and that Shen Xiaoman would be his closest friend, made him so smug he could fly!
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You reap what you sow.
Pei Zhiyan's life was desolate and lonely, but Shen Xiaoman planted himself right in the middle of it, healing his most lonely and self-conscious childhood years.
A shoot that should have withered in the cold wind instead bloomed into a rose under careful tending.
But Pei Zhiyan always knew that Shen Xiaoman had come with an ulterior motive. No one is kind without a reason.
After the Pei family of the capital came to take him back, Pei Zhiyan thought coldly that he would repay Shen Xiaoman.
He could ensure Shen Xiaoman lived a smooth and happy life. That should settle the debt.
But the happy little puppy who used to follow him everywhere disappeared for good.
Fifteen years later, he ran into Shen Xiaoman on campus. They hadn't seen each other in years.
Shen Xiaoman was confident and cheerful, smiling as he chatted, with a tall, handsome boyfriend on his arm.
Pei Zhiyan's eyes suddenly reddened, and his teeth began to ache with jealousy.
How could he go around tending to other roses?
Cool, proud, jealous, aloof gong x sociable, unlucky but lucky for his family, happy-go-lucky, slightly dumb shou
Archived on December 15, 2022
Upcoming novel: Losing to a Violent Beauty Means Joining His Harem
[Shamelessly keeps a harem, fake love-brained, slow-witted violent beauty x a white-haired, loyal childhood friend gong who is controlling and slightly unhinged]
The long-declining Shanshan Military Academy crushed its rivals to win the Inter-Academy League Championship, held once every three years, shocking the entire interstellar internet.
Even more shocking, the match MVP was an unbelievably beautiful Omega.
As everyone knows, finding an Omega among military academy students is like searching the ocean for a diamond ring someone lost.
The media clamored to ask, "Why did you take the military academy entrance exam and overcome your biological limitations to compete in the Interstellar League? Do you have some great dream no one knows about?"
Shen Zhi elegantly took the microphone. "I want to find a husband where there are the most high-quality Alphas. My dream is to get married."
Media: ?
The entire interstellar internet: ???
Later, "Wife, look at me!" became the most ridiculous cheer in the history of the military academy league.
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Before a fight, other people say: If you lose, get on your knees and call me Dad!
Before a fight, Shen Zhi says: Baby, have you ever dated anyone? If you lose, date me.
Enemy: ??
Enemy: What if I win?
Shen Zhi says, with studied modesty: I'll pursue you.
Enemy: ...
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Shen Zhi changed boyfriends as often as he changed clothes. His ex-boyfriends gradually came from every military academy in the empire: the young master of a pirate clan, the heir to a financial conglomerate, a ruthless marshal, a scientific genius, a rising star at a military academy...
After winning the hearts of countless high-quality Alphas and then heartlessly ditching them, he finally provoked public outrage.
Someone went to Shen Zhi's team captain to report him and demand action.
For fuck's sake, can someone rein him in?!
The white-haired captain, Ying Bai, had just finished beating a star beast. Blood covered half his face, and his eyes still glinted with bloodthirsty madness. He showed none of the dignity or composure expected of the empire's heir.
He didn't care. He found a chair, sat down to replenish his nutrients, crossed his legs, and grinned carelessly. "Being able to date him is your good fortune. Even the breakup was worth it."
The complainer: ???
All right, so they're in cahoots!
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Shen Zhi had always had this habit. He was forever dating someone new, while his childhood friend Ying Bai just sat back, eating seeds and watching, completely unruffled.
Go ahead and date them. You'll break up in a couple of days anyway.
Sometimes, he even helped his childhood friend deal with a clingy ex-boyfriend. Like a queen securely enthroned at the head of the harem, he was both composed and domineering.
No one was closer to Shen Zhi than he was. If he wanted to, he could take his love-struck childhood friend for himself at any time.
Sure enough, two years later, Shen Zhi had earned every possible MVP title at the military academy league, but still hadn't even made it to third base.
Ying Bai tossed aside his seeds and clapped his hands, ready to confess. His father had just started pestering him to get married, after all.
But Shen Zhi came over, holding his stomach. "This is strange, Baibai. I think I might be pregnant. I just don't know whose baby it is."
Ying Bai: …
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Trending on the interstellar internet the next day: Shocking! Why did the imperial prince spend all night beating up the pirate heir, the financial magnate's son, the ruthless marshal, and so many others?!
Theme: Those who love others are always loved in return
? Pei is so arrogant and psychotic. I vomited. I don't want to watch it if I don't chase my wife later. Xiaoman, don't forgive him so quickly.
No washing allowed!! No kissing is allowed without opening your mouth!!!
Family members, this is too different from the original text. Emmmmmmm, I want to see them reunite when they grow up. It's too outrageous.
I dare say this is sweet... This kind of attack has been ruined for eight lifetimes...
Let Lao Pei go away and torture him for a while first
No, it's too cheap to torture Pei. How can you kiss your wife so roughly?
I am a cow!! Sure enough, the Pei family is not a good place! Can you please stop abusing my two treasures?!!!!
And what about that little kid? The one who said he went to sea when he grew up and became bankrupt? How is it now?
Xiao Pei finally lets himself go\ (_o)/
Hahahahahahahahahaha what the hell is this going?