The System Bound the Wrong Person to a Real Booze

[Top, Zero pairing] One day, Kitagawa Ichira got a System. The System chirped excitedly: "Great, the police academy group can still be saved! Let's go save your friends!" Kitagawa Ichira: "I don't have any friends." "Don't be silly. Your friends from the police academy, Hagiwara, Matsuda, Hiro, and the class rep, are all going to die one after another in the future. You're the only one who can save them, Zero!" "Hello. I don't know you." "Don't you?" "My name isn't Zero either. You got the wrong person." "What?!" Bourbon always felt that the world had a few bugs now and then. Sometimes he would get caught in a time loop, repeating the same day, and sometimes he would hear a faint mechanical static when he got close to a member of the Organization. It didn't affect his life, so Bourbon put it out of his mind. Until one day, he finally made out the voice coming from Miskad. One mechanical voice was too faint to make out. The other was Miskad complaining: "If I'd known I'd start over this time, I would've @%#& Zero-kun." "Zero-kun is so pretty, so pretty, so pretty. I want him so badly." Note: 1. This is not a mind-reading story. 2. As the blurb says, the police academy group gets saved. 3. The protagonist is Kitagawa Ichira, a watered-down drink with the codename Miskad. You can tell who's top and bottom from the names. 4. The supporting character list is just for character profiles and has no other significance. 5. I'm an ordinary author who enjoys and writes all sorts of things. There are other completed derivative works on my profile. A preview of my upcoming story: Encountering Tentacles, I Try with All My Might but Can't Resist Ye Yiqing likes monsters, but he always sends them to the research institute. Until one day, the institute says, "We're out of money. Please take it home with you." So he brings home an S-rank monster that looks very pitiful. The little monster eats a lot. Ye Yiqing works day and night to earn money and hunt for food, raising the shapeless little monster with great effort until it grows a dozen tentacles. Then the little monster runs away. Ye Yiqing is utterly disappointed and decides never to pick up another stray monster. - A year later, at his superior's request, he takes a monster along to run some tests. That night, transparent tentacles fill Ye Yiqing's dreams, wrapping around him and squeezing until he can barely breathe. A faint voice demands, "You said you only loved me." That was just a moment of passion. How could he take it seriously? Of course he would always love the next one. Ye Yiqing thinks. He wakes up to find transparent tentacles really wrapped around him, with an unfamiliar young man standing in front of him. Then the young man calls him, "Master." "Huh?" Wait, if you're calling me Master, then listen to me and let go of those tentacles! Stop it! Aaaah! [Note:] The transparent tentacles are the top, and their caretaker is the bottom. Theme: Be a kind person