Q: What is it like to have a husband with four bodies?
A: Hey, hey, hey, I'm not that kind of person!
#Unconventional Love Rival Showdown#
#Male Lead with Split Personalities#
Everyone in the Immortal Realm knows about the Bao family.
The Bao family is rich, owns mines, has an only daughter, and is looking for a live-in son-in-law.
He must be handsome, well-endowed, low in spiritual power, gentle in temperament, young, and not very talented.
The immortals grumbled, but the lure of spirit mines was too much to resist, and they still crowded through the Bao family's gates.
Bao Yan: "...Dad, there's no need. Really, there's no need."
Bao Yan's father: "If you're marrying a man, he has to be obedient, well-behaved, and healthy."
Bao Yan thought it over and realized her father had a point, so she turned around and chose the little gardener who tended the flowers in her courtyard.
After they married, the little gardener was obedient, handsome, and gentle in public by day, but fierce, passionate, and delicious in the bedroom at night!
Bao Yan was very satisfied!
Unexpectedly, before she'd even reached the seven-year itch, she began attracting romantic attention!
As she looked at the taciturn Demon Lord, the aloof Immortal Venerable, and even an ancient divine beast making declarations of love in every possible way, Bao Yan said, "...A person can't... At least, they shouldn't..."
Steadfast Bao Yan was unmoved. She even swore to her little husband that she loved only him and would never fall for those flashy temptations outside their marriage!
Until she unexpectedly discovered that
all of them were her little husband!
Bao Yan: There's such a good thing?! If all four are him... then they're not outsiders. Hehe...
Wen Qiyun had a secret: he was immortal and indestructible, and every hundred thousand years, another body would split off from him.
At first, he was a cat. The kitten became an old cat, and the old cat lived long enough to become a divine beast.
Later, one of his new bodies fell into the demonic path and, without meaning to, united the demon clans and taught them a lesson, ending two thousand years of conflict between the immortals and demons.
After that, another body split off, a mortal with decent spiritual roots, who began the slow journey to immortality.
Wen Qiyun had lived too long and started to find life unbearably boring, but he couldn't die.
While he was moping, a new body arrived: a good-for-nothing with no spiritual roots who could eat, sleep, and get sentimental.
He found it extremely dull and wanted to starve his new clone into unconsciousness, then toss him into a coffin.
Unexpectedly, an old man found him and brought him home, where he became the Bao family's live-in son-in-law.
Wen Qiyun: "My wife is wonderful. I want to live again."
[Extra Scene]
Bao Yan woke in the middle of the night, desperate to pee, and discovered her husband was missing. Still half-asleep, she opened the door and instantly came fully awake.
The Demon Lord and Immortal Venerable, who had both loved her in vain, along with the divine beast, were all neatly kneeling in front of her husband.
Her little husband folded his arms and pondered.
"My father-in-law said today that I should take good care of my wife, but all my bodies are already working hard. Could it be that my wife wants to take turns?"
Bao Yan silently held her aching back. ...No need. Really, no need.
Blurb dated October 8, 2023. Screenshot saved.
Theme: Don't judge by appearances