I'm the Most Popular Superheroine

Day One with Superpowers: Protect the World

Day Two with Superpowers: Protect My World

Day Three with Superpowers: My World!

“And you, my friend, are the real hero!”

Homelander (female), winner of the “Most Popular Superhero” award for seven years running, speaks firmly and kindly to the camera, her golden hair dazzling and her smile enchanting.

Once the cameras are off, her striking, inhuman blue eyes show a hint of red. The righteous dignity she displays in public shatters into a fit of rage.

“I’ll do whatever the hell I want! I’m Homelander, and I’m your ancestor!”

The people around her tremble, afraid she’ll sweep the whole room with her heat vision.

“Raaagh! I’m so sick of filming these ads every damn day! F**k you, f**k me, f**k him, f**k her, f**k them, f**k us!!!”

Well... Homelander really is such a warm and friendly heroine.

(TBD)

Theme: All eyes on me!