[Chainsaw Man] Being an Office Worker

[In this world, only 5% of people live to a ripe old age.]

"Someone like you, a low-level office worker, ought to find someone to go home with after work," a senior colleague advised the young office worker. "It's too dangerous to go alone."

The young office worker smiled and politely declined his offer.

The next day, the senior colleague didn't make it to work on time.

"I heard a demon attacked him on his way home last night!" their coworkers huddled together in the break room, trembling as they shared the news. "It's horrifying. Apparently, all they found at the scene was half a hand."

Yes, how pitiful.

The young office worker pressed the Enter key. As the printer hummed, she thought listlessly that it would be nice if her senior colleague had been an [Office Worker], too.

Theme: Heh, saving the world and all that