Don't Tell Me You Haven't Read an Old-School Prince of Tennis Fic!

"Did you know? You're an abortion hero."

Yukimura: "…?"

"Yeah, the kind of scumbag who cheats on his wife after marriage and forces her to get an abortion."

Yukimura (smiling): "You can skip a meal, but you can't just say whatever you want."

"People cheat on you all the time. Your head's practically a whole prairie."

Atobe: "… Haha?"

"Right, you'll get into huge fights with the captains of several other schools over her. You'll use every means possible to force yourself on her and have your way with her. Sneaking around behind the backs of Yukimura Seiichi and Fuji Shusuke to be the heroine's side piece is your destiny. After all, you're perfectly happy being her simp, Ow, that hurts!"

Atobe: "Shut up. Keep talking and I'll throw you into Tokyo Bay."

…Tch.

I'm not done yet!

"You're the gentle knight who devotedly protects the heroine."

Fuji Shusuke: "…Hehehehe."

"Your squinting smile is just a disguise. Only she can understand the loneliness inside you. In the end, you'd even fall out with Tezuka Kunimitsu for her. Oh, right, Tezuka, "

Tezuka: "I don't want to hear this."

"You're a bunch of brainless fangirls who'd scream for the villainess to be beaten and killed, calling her a bad woman. Only little cakes made by the heroine herself can make you smile, "

Marui, Kirihara, Mukahi, and Jiro: "…Why are we involved in this too?!"

"Of course you two are womanizers with a sexually○charged side that comes out from time to time! The women you've slept○ with could line up all the way from Japan to Europe, Hey, don't worry, you'll only let your guard down around the heroine, of course! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I can't, this is killing me…"

Oshitari and Niou: "You really didn't have to say it out loud, "

At last, the heart hanging in suspense finally died.

[Ding! You've earned the achievement of making everyone uncomfortable. Here's a reward of one hundred old-school novels.]

○Time to go nuts!

Theme: Treasure life