Excuse Me, Did You Drop Your Pinduoduo?

Brave young men and women, tell me: did you lose this golden Pinduoduo, this silver Pinduoduo, or this Pinduoduo that needs one more chop?

A story about a shady System diligently gaming the metrics while fleecing (ahem, benefiting) its Host.

TIPS:

1. This came from joking around with a friend. We kept trying to get each other to write something, with no success, so we finally decided to each write our own story (or something like that).

2. This is a second-dimensional story. My friend's writing a Marvel/DC crossover. Search the site for the author Jiu Liang Qing Zhi.

3. Since it's a Pinduoduo System, it's not impossible that the cover is misleading too (flops over). 159, the cover doesn't make you look this clever.

4. This ridiculous idea took shape in 2022 (I have chat records with my friend to prove it). Back then, the author never expected iivv to draw something like chapter 236. But since we're here, this story will definitely have the funny, melodramatic Fruit Ninja vs. PXX bit everyone is looking forward to.

5. I'll add more if I think of anything.

Theme: Technology makes life better