Is Your Wife's Name Qiuqiu Too?

Qiu Qiu has a gorgeous, delicate face, the sort of face that makes him look like the ultimate innocent sweetheart.

He seems to be the embodiment of everything good in the world, but that's only how he seems.

In reality, Qiu Qiu is a love scammer.

Because he can [split] himself, he has five boyfriends at once.

And on the very same day, he accepts marriage proposals from all five powerful men.

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The next day, the five powerful boyfriends get together.

They had once loved their white moonlight, Wen Liangchen, and later shared the same replacement, Lin Chen. Now each has a new love and is about to get married.

No. 1 domineering CEO: "Wen Liangchen and Lin Chen are both in the past. Don't say a word about either of them in front of my wife, got it?"

No. 2 playboy movie star: "My wife is my life. Whoever touches him is asking to die."

No. 3 icy painter: "From now on, my paintbrush belongs to my wife. He is my one and only love."

No. 4 hacker puppy: "I'll say this once: You may not know my wife, but don't even think about him, or I'll bite you to death."

No. 5 gentle doctor: "I'm a married man now. Don't contact me again."

After warning one another, the five start showing off their relationships. Trying to outdo one another, they all show each other photos.

The air turns still.

The five powerful men say in unison: "Qiu Qiu? He's my wife!"

The five powerful men stare in disbelief: "Your wife is called Qiu Qiu too?!"

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In the end, Qiu Qiu dumps all five powerful boyfriends at once and chooses a man who collects scrap.

The five powerful men fall apart. Knowing Qiu Qiu can split himself, they beg pathetically: "We can all be your lovers together. Could you split off one Qiu Qiu for us?"

After laughing uproariously, Qiu Qiu says softly and sweetly:

"You'll never get any part of me. Just keep rotting like this forever, until you die."

P.S. The uke is fully unhinged and can [split] himself. The seme's main job is being the Grim Reaper; collecting scrap is his side job.

Theme: The value of family is beyond measure