Global Evolution: I Contracted the Strongest Boss

My new novel, Three Systems Begging Me to Improve, is now underway! This xianxia cultivation story features games, transmigration into a book, Systems, rebirth, the Fourth Catastrophe, and more. Come check it out! (P.S. The three Systems are Diandian, Jiangjiang, and Tangtang. You know what I mean!)

[Bottom, a mischievous, roguish beacon of humanity × top, the Lord of the Mysteries]

The world suddenly changed, and the strange creatures of legend and fantasy appeared in reality.

There was the gluttonous Taotie, shaped like a ball of flesh and covered in peeling hands and feet; the Calamity Lord, whose body was forged from insects and rats, the source of a virus now ravaging the world...

To survive, humanity began evolving under the direction of its genes, making contracts with strange creatures from the void.

Jiang Fei's genes were delicious. Other people had to beg and plead to contract with even one creature, but strange creatures flocked to Jiang Fei in droves.

#These creatures have no concept of sustainable development#

#If they can swallow him in one bite, they won't settle for two#

Jiang Fei: Beep! Elder Meat / Trial Card! Eighty-one ordeals are coming for me to send me straight to the afterlife!

*

One day, when Jiang Fei had been driven into a corner with nowhere left to run and was about to die, a man suddenly appeared before him. The man wore a phoenix crown and bridal robes, yet was still so breathtakingly handsome it seemed to defy heaven.

The head of the strange creature pursuing Jiang Fei exploded on the spot.

[Congratulations! You have entered an SSS-rank mysterious space!]

Jiang Fei: “...”

Since he was going to die either way, Jiang Fei steeled himself, turned his face, and pressed a warm kiss to the other's cold lips.

Jiang Fei said, “Let me kiss you once.”

*

Later, Jiang Fei got a boyfriend, Fu Xiao. His boyfriend was occasionally emotionally unstable, but otherwise perfect.

Then one day, a team of mediums came to recruit Jiang Fei. The first thing they said was, “I've got my eye on you!”

Darkness swallowed all the space around them. His boyfriend's eyes glowed with an eerie red light. Though their fingers were still entwined, Jiang Fei could feel something like tentacles licking all over his body.

Then black-and-white wings unfurled behind his boyfriend.

Right there in the street, his boyfriend transformed into a complete monster.

Every medium fell to the ground, trembling.

Someone asked in a quavering voice, “What are you?”

He said, “I'm Feifei's bride!”

*

I will defy my nature

And go against my instincts

To love you forever

Quoted from The Selfish Gene

Check out my upcoming novel, Boyfriends Come from Gacha Pulls

[Fragmented top], also known as [Facing the Shura Field with My Boyfriends]

Your world is suddenly invaded by a gacha game, and everything, including people, now comes with System notes.

The card pool contains countless possibilities. There's nothing you can imagine that you can't pull.

From the start, the System tells everyone they get a guaranteed six-pull. Cards are your greatest asset, and these six pulls will determine your fate.

Your finger reaches toward the turning point of your life.

[Beep! You got a Crazy Character Card.]

[Beep! You got a Black-Hearted Lotus Character Card.]

[Beep! You got a Sickly Beauty Character Card.]

[Beep! You got a Tsundere Puppy Character Card.]

[Beep! You got a Green Tea Character Card.]

[Beep! You got an Adorably Clueless Character Card.]

You got the System note [You're so handsome].

Yu Xiao: ...

Are you crazy?

*

The six cards seemed “ordinary,” but after being used, they turned into six people. Their abilities and personalities were all different, but they all had one thing in common: they were crazy.

These crazy cards always needed Yu Xiao to cuddle them before they'd do any work.

To “protect” his fragile patients' mental health, Yu, Master of Time Management, Xiao never let them meet.

As he kept treating them, Yu Xiao suddenly realized that these six ordinary N-rank Character Cards could all produce UR-rank effects, and that he had become number one on the entire server!

But one day, the cards found out about one another.

Then one day, their memories became connected.

Theme: At the end of metaphysics lies science.