Isn't Marrying You or Your Grand-Disciple Basically Marrying a Relative?

[Pre-release: Please add to your collection: The Dragon-Proud Protagonist Transmigrates into a Sickly Beauty NPC] [Dragon-Proud Protagonist Bottom x Retired Big Shot Top Who Seems Like a Lazy Slacker]

In a certain harem novel, there are always hordes of women who throw themselves into the flames like moths, burning themselves up to benefit the protagonist.

The protagonist turns no one away, enjoying the blessings of having a bevy of beauties.

"That doesn't fit the current requirements for novels," the System said. "Your mission is to stop these women from being so devoted to the protagonist."

The System continued, "I know this is a little difficult. Lin Tong has a huge harem, after all, and..."

Bai Chuan cut it off. "What's so hard about that?"

System: ???

Bai Chuan added, "Why don't we try a different approach? We can just make the protagonist fall for a man."

System: !!

And so, after Bai Chuan's bold and outrageous scheme, he successfully made the protagonist, his grand-uncle martial uncle Shen Huaijin, fall for a man.

Was there a problem with that? No.

Bai Chuan confidently told the System, "We'll just restart the game."

But this wasn't a game!

The day everything went wrong, delicate silver chains wound around his slender, pale ankles. Trapped in a tiny space by a tall man, Bai Chuan couldn't make out the other's expression. Was he angry or not? "You promised to enter a cultivation bond with me, and now you're going to marry Lin Tong?"

The pressure was overwhelming.

Bai Chuan tried to soothe him. "Marrying you or marrying your disciple's grand-disciple, it's all in the family, right?"

He should have kept quiet!

Shen Huaijin sent the protagonist, Lin Tong, to the Heartless Peak to cultivate that very night.

From then on, Lin Tong severed his ties to love, and the mission was complete.

Bai Chuan proudly told the System, "See? There was nothing wrong with my strategy!"

System: "..."

Pre-release: The Dragon-Proud Protagonist Transmigrates into a Sickly Beauty NPC

[Dragon-Proud Protagonist Bottom x Retired Big Shot Top Who Seems Like a Lazy Slacker]

Chu Ze is a dragon-proud protagonist who accidentally transmigrates into the full-immersion game Annihilation, becoming a sickly beauty NPC of great renown.

After transmigrating, Chu Ze casually wipes the blood from his mouth.

Hah, so what if my health keeps dropping every second?

My fate is mine to command, not Heaven's! I, the dragon-proud protagonist, will never die!

*

As an NPC, Chu Ze's greatest golden finger is being able to see the notes attached to players.

One day, he meets a young man who never does quests or levels up, and lazily fishes by the river all day.

Chu Ze sees his note: [Capable].

Curious, Chu Ze pokes Xie Yan on the shoulder with a fingertip. "Hello."

[System Notification: Your health has increased by 1.]

Chu Ze: !!

Chu Ze quickly puts on what he thinks is an overbearing smile, though it actually looks alluring, and says, "Let me touch you!"

Xie Yan: "..."

At first, Xie Yan refuses.

Chu Ze says, "Aren't you supposed to be so capable?"

Then Chu Ze says, "You don't get a choice!"

Xie Yan lowers his eyes, then finally says, "Don't regret it."

Chu Ze is as overbearing as ever. "I, Chu Ze, never regret anything I do!"

Xie Yan becomes Chu Ze's precious darling. A touch adds 1 health point, a kiss adds 10, and sex adds 100.

Every time, Chu Ze puts on an incredibly domineering (crossed out) coquettish act and says, "Your recovery can't keep up with how fast my health is dropping. Can you handle it?" "Fill me all the way up!"

*

Xie Yan is a legendary powerhouse in the Transmigration Department, so capable that he worked his way straight into retirement.

After retiring, Xie Yan no longer wants to work himself to the bone. He chooses a world with a full-immersion game to enjoy his retirement, spending every day in the game either lying around or fishing.

But after lying around for a while, Xie Yan can't take it anymore.

Looking down at the exquisite young man beneath him, Xie Yan's voice turns low. "Who did you say couldn't handle it?"

*

Later, Chu Ze, whose health is so full it's overflowing, decides this really can't go on.

Inside the heavy bed curtains, the beautiful, delicate man struggles to crawl out, only for a pair of long, strong hands to grab his ankles and drag him back.

In the dim light, Xie Yan's gaze is full of possessive hunger. He casually pulls open his sweat-soaked shirt, his voice hoarse as desire surges forth like a tide. "Darling, you don't get a choice now!"

Theme: Be careful in all that you do.