After being dumped for the third time, Hong Ji mistakenly clicked on an advertisement called "Little Witch's Love" while drunk.
When he sobered up the next day, a huge package appeared at his door. There were five big words printed on the package: cute and easy to push over.
Hong Ji doubtfully brought the package in and opened it. He looked at the "cute and easy-to-push" figure in front of him who was 1.9 Meters tall, with broad shoulders and a narrow waist, and eight-pack abs. He then looked at the 12,000 people who suddenly disappeared in Kari, and fell into deep thought.
***! Get your money back!
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Instructions for the smart little witch "girlfriend".
Precautions for use (false×):
1. The soft little cute ones are easily damaged, please take care of them with care.
2. Charge it at least 1-2 times a day, otherwise it will easily run out of power.
3. Remember! No private behavior can be performed on it.
Precautions for use (real √):
1. Soft little cutie = 1.9 Meters tall, 8-pack abs, a tough guy who can randomly take away someone with one punch! (Yes! Male!!)
2. Charge it at least 1-2 times a day to ensure enough power = four meals a day, four bowls per meal, and four hours of "power" running at night.
3. You can't do private things to him = He can do private things to others!
The next day, Hong Ji held on to his sore waist, gritted his teeth, flushed the "fraud manual" down the toilet, and decisively downloaded the anti-fraud app.
He said: "This is a scam! I want to report it!"
The initiator said casually: "That's not what you said last night."
Hong Ji:?
"You said you liked it."
Hong Ji:? ?
"As expected, I was dumped. Bad men always fall out when they put on their pants."
Hong Ji, a bad man who was dumped three times: &$!#**#%…
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After being a cup-picker and raising a pretty boy.
Hong Ji: What? Can't you be satisfied with clothes priced at ninety-nine yuan?
Hong Ji: Factory direct sales clearance price, the original price is 990, what do you choose for pure cotton?
:... Can you please stop showing leopard print?
Hong Ji gestured at the opponent's perfect chest muscles, his eyes flashing: That won't work, the code will be broken.
:……
[Since 1, I think I am a pure and innocent person in the closet × guide step by step to pervert the evil belly attack]
(The copy may be revised later)
PS:
^It's not a robot, it's just a cool high-tech "unicorn arm"
^Shou always thought he was a straight man and had a girlfriend
^The plot is fictitious, the logic is pulpy, don't correct the details, primary school student culture, kindergarten writing style
Purpose: Beware of online fraud
