[We Bare Bears] My Boyfriend Is a Polar Bear. Does He Have to Move Into the Freezer?

Whenever someone says that nothing in the world is perfect, I proudly introduce them to my boyfriend. [He can cook] Wearing an apron and wielding a spatula, he makes exquisite Japanese dishes, delicious desserts, and Chinese food. He serves fragrant, healthy meals straight to the three lazybones lounging on the sofa and watching TV. “How would we ever get by without you?” His two brothers and I shed tears of gratitude because the food is just that good. [He’s great at sports] He’s also the whole family’s personal ride. “Is this really okay?” I stare speechlessly at the three bears stacked up like a human pyramid. “No problem. We’re very nimble,” the brown bear says, giving me a thumbs-up. Of course it’s no problem for you two! You don’t have to take a single step! My boyfriend is the one moving at high speed while carrying the weight of two bears! [He’s a multidisciplinary talent with cutting-edge tech skills] Fluent in five languages, he successfully developed a new kind of robot vacuum and an intelligent AI. “Wow, is this why you built an ice cellar under the fridge?” [He makes me feel safe] He looks gentle, but rules the Arctic and is the largest land-dwelling carnivore. He always carries a little red axe. [He’s also really soft to touch] “Polar bear, I want a hug.” I dash into his arms, breathing in his faint, refreshing scent of ice as my hands happily rub his fluffy white fur. Hehe, this is wonderful. As a furry fan, I’ve made it to heaven. “I love polar bears most of all!” He looks down at me, lifts me into his arms, and nuzzles my cheek. “Polar bears love you most of all, too.” Oh, and his voice is incredibly swoon-worthy. My everyday cuddles with the Three Bare Bears Theme: Cuddles are a must!