Offering Myself to the Immortals

Office worker Shen Xi dies of overwork and transmigrates into a cultivation world. All she wants is to lie flat and live like a lazy fish.

Unfortunately, the Taixu Immortal Sect needs to select a hundred female disciples to "serve" the Immortal Venerable Yin Changyuan, who has been sealed away for five hundred years and is said to be cruel and bloodthirsty. Shen Xi is forced to join them and head up the mountain, where she watches as the other ninety-nine are burned to ash by his True Word Spiritfire for harboring ulterior motives.

When her turn comes, she confesses everything: "I don't want to serve you, and I don't want to kill you. I just want to find somewhere to lie down and sunbathe. I'll take every extra day I can get."

--The True Word Spiritfire detects no lies.

For the first time, the Immortal Venerable says a single sentence: "You. Stay."

From then on, the lazy girl is forced into daily life with the most dangerous man in the entire cultivation world. She thinks she's waiting on a demon, but discovers he's secretly learning how to live like an ordinary person. He thinks she's only pretending to be obedient, but discovers her immaculate state of mind can soothe five centuries of searing pain.

But when an ancient evil god awakens and the cycle of three lifetimes begins, she realizes: she didn't come here to lie flat. She came here to save him.

"You owe me tears from three lifetimes. In this life, you'll pay me back with interest."

[Lazy fish who wins by doing nothing x Cruel Immortal Venerable | Sweet and angsty through three lifetimes | One-on-one, both pure]

Theme: Stay optimistic and easygoing, and be wise beneath an unassuming exterior