The Cultivation Heroine's Overpowered Setup

Yu Zhou became a victim of a System malfunction and transmigrated into the useless junior sister of a useless sect in the cultivation world.

To make it up to her, the System gave her a golden finger. Later, Yu Zhou pestered it until she got another one.

She now had two golden fingers: no one could kill her, and her words could become law.

She was practically overpowered. The only catch was that neither golden finger would work until she reached Foundation Establishment.

So here's the question: when would a cultivation washout like her ever manage to reach Foundation Establishment...?

Since Yu Zhou couldn't reach Foundation Establishment, she was the sect's special concern. But she was brimming with confidence.

She declared, “The day I reach Foundation Establishment will be the day our Changping Sect takes over the cultivation world.”

Her master looked at her with fond sympathy, while her senior brothers and sisters gave her the kind of look reserved for the intellectually challenged.

The sect's medical elder even said he ought to give her brain a thorough examination.

Later, when Changping Sect faced a life-or-death crisis, Yu Zhou finally reached Foundation Establishment.

She stood in front of all her fellow disciples and, with every eye on her, pulled off an incredible show of power.

That day, a tide of demons swept in like a flood. Everywhere they went, mountains of corpses and rivers of blood were left behind.

Yu Zhou stood before the demon tide, beneath the immense shadow of a great demon. She lifted her eyes and said, “All of you, die!”

Countless demons went berserk in an instant, either killing themselves or tearing one another apart.

Before long, the demon tide that had so terrified the cultivation world was nothing but a pile of corpses.

Yu Zhou looked at the mountain of body parts piled up before the sect gate. Turning to the dumbfounded crowd, she tucked her hair behind her ear and smiled shyly. “It was my first time using this power, so I didn't know my own strength. I'll be more careful next time.”

After reaching Foundation Establishment, Yu Zhou went down the mountain alone to gain experience and met a handsome, youthful puppy-like guy.

With a little encouragement from her, the two gradually became everything to each other.

One day, they encountered a great demon. Without a second thought, her sweetheart stepped in front of her.

Yu Zhou quietly stepped forward and said, “Sweetheart, let me handle the showing-off!”

Reading notes:

1. The heroine is cocky as hell and occasionally goes off the rails.

2. The heroine can only reach Foundation Establishment.

2. She has two golden fingers: nobody can kill her, and her words become law.

That's all for now. I'll add more if I think of anything.

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