Next book: My Unpopular Self Goes Viral Across the Three Realms on a Slow-Paced Variety Show. Please add it to your collection! It's about a vampire and his coffin that came to life. The blurb is at the bottom.
Hang Luohuai was born able to see things other people couldn't. You'd think this buff would open up a whole new world for him.
But he's a social phobic, and only when it comes to living people.
Then, on his very first day as an intern, he was inexplicably bound to a Spirit Palace app.
Not only did he have to work at a hospital, he also had to be a paranormal livestreamer.
Most importantly, neither job paid him.
What kind of sucker does two jobs for no money and has to pay out of pocket, too?
An extra bed, number 129, has appeared in the acupuncture department. Every night, it takes someone away.
In general surgery, he runs into an attending physician trying to possess someone else's body.
How did the Li Shizhen statue, originally a symbol of good fortune, turn into a monster made of medical waste?
But this hospital seems to have a secret, and the Spirit Palace app appears to be the mastermind behind it all.
Whatever! I'll take them all down!
Audience: "Are all the new kids this scary now?"
Hang Luohuai: "I'm just a humble, furious wage slave."
[This story is entirely fictional, set in an imagined modern world and inspired by traditional culture.]
Fusang Tree x Vampire
The variety show Whose Hometown Is the Most Beautiful? is about to be livestreamed across the Three Realms. One guest per realm, one activity per realm. Before the netizens of the Three Realms could even start promoting their hometowns, the guest lineup nearly killed them with shock.
Of the four guests, three openly disliked each other. There was also An Qiaozhi, the director of the Otherworld Administration, from Tanggu beyond the Three Realms.
It seemed they'd found a common target to complain about, and online posts sprang up everywhere:
[Someone from beyond the Three Realms? Why invite him?]
[My precious did all the work last month, and he took credit for it. Someone like that deserves to die!]
[Exactly! In the video my precious posted last month, a couple was breaking up and he was squatting in front of them with a bag of seeds, watching the drama. He even said the handsome guy had a limp dick. What's wrong with him?]
An Qiaozhi: "?"
He'd only just gotten online this year, and the glowing, ultra-thin brick had startled him. Why could this thing insult people? And spread rumors, too!
He tapped away at it, and ended up liking a whole string of hate comments.
Netizens: "?"
On the show:
While experiencing rural life and farming in the human realm, Shennong asked him, "This show is about the Three Realms. Where are you from?"
An Qiaozhi answered sincerely, "The Otherworld."
The other three guests, who'd been getting along harmoniously: "?"
*
The Divine Realm held an architecture competition, with a nine-digit prize for first place. An Qiaozhi signed up without hesitation. The Divine Lord thought of Tanggu's dilapidated house and shook his head disapprovingly.
But An Qiaozhi built a dreamlike courtyard, outshining the same old gold-colored designs.
*
After he won the prize money, the King of the Underworld secretly followed An Qiaozhi to Tanggu with a camera. The audience hadn't even had time to be shocked by Tanggu's desolation when they heard An Qiaozhi say to his people in front of their tumbledown house, "It's been eight hundred years. I haven't given up on you."
The comments exploded: [Fire our boss who never does any work! We want An Qiaozhi!]
Early that morning, Tanggu shot to the top of the trending topics across the Three Realms.
Although the next line, which wasn't recorded, was: "Now that Tanggu has internet access, it's your turn to support me!"
Off camera, a tiny sprout poked out from the little coffin and gently touched An Qiaozhi's palm.
It also ate the immortal herbs suddenly given to him by Shennong and the King of the Underworld, and beat up the Divine Lord when he tried to give An Qiaozhi a new coffin.
An Qiaozhi sighed, then posted:
"My bed has come to life and keeps getting handsy with me. What should I do? Waiting online, urgent!"
That night, An Qiaozhi, who didn't know how to post anonymously, also made the trending topics.
Note: The Xiling ghost is inspired by the Classic of Mountains and Seas. It's a vampire.
Theme: Keep moving forward
It's painful, it's so painful. I was actually doing an internship, but when I saw that the main character was going to be doing a live broadcast while doing an internship, he was taking the postgraduate entrance examination. The pressure suddenly surged into my heart.
Who is the person who is looking for the spirit body in the end? Who is the spirit this person is looking for? What kind of carrot is that?
To be honest, this is the kind of friend I would never bring in if I am in danger.
Exciting (shouting, shaking his head and grinning)
I see! This trick is called: I will shake my breasts to hit you, hahahahaha!
Finished spreading flowers! My thoughts after viewing are as follows: 1. Shoes can harm people 2. Resources such as medicine should still be state-owned, or at least state-owned should account for the majority. 3. Doctors and patients need communication and mutual understanding, which requires the joint efforts of society 4. Zhang Tao is so miserable hahahahahahahaha (loudly) I feel like everyone around me is a big boss and I am a loser orz (I am very familiar with this feeling orz) In conclusion, thank you to the author for this article, it is very interesting (≧ω≦)/
Playing mahjong with playing cards... What an awesome operation
Uh-huh! It's an extra update! Yeah (*^▽^*) sprinkle flowers
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, let's play a song for Black Tiger Taoxin's classmate "The grass on the grave of the person who offended me is three meters high"
Alas! Anticipation (excitement) (fly rubbing hands)