Baishao Mahu Is Fast

Bai Shao was an orphan girl from Nancheng. She traveled thousands of miles and came to the capital. Not long after, she took her nearly human-sized horse spoon into the brothel as a chef and was responsible for all the meals in the brothel. She hates being called white spoon. Before entering the building, I met a bald female monk. This female monk is also a legendary figure. She likes hanging upside down on a tree with her head bald and eating sweet potatoes. Her laughter can be heard "Jie Jie Jie" for two miles. Guess what? This female monk's name is Donkey. Oh, no, no, Bai Shao mispronounced it, this female monk's name is Ma Hu! The two people in the building were named Donkey. In fact, no, a donkey is not a donkey. Small theater: "I'm going to lose money. One thousand taels is too much. I have to earn 20 taels for three years. Ouch - my money, my money - ouch." Bai Shao cried until his nose burst into tears, and he stepped forward and hugged Gu Lanzhi's thigh tightly, "Your Excellency, you have a lot, and the Prime Minister can hold a boat in his belly, oh-oh-" Gu Lanzhi had a headache from crying: "What are you moaning about? What are you moaning about?! I was almost killed and I didn't even moan!" "I'm wailing at my miserable fate! Oh my fate! Lord Marquis, you don't know that I had no father or mother since I was a child. I learned to be a cook from my master and saved up money to come to the capital. Who knew that my heartless sister Ma Hu insisted on hanging upside down on a tree eating sweet potatoes and choked to death. I went to Xiangyun for help. Who knew that the medical expenses were twenty taels and there was no other way for the two of us to do nothing but work here?" Gu Lanzhi was angry: "Let me go! How dare you treat me lightly! I haven't married yet and have children! I haven't married yet and have children! You woman is so shameless——" Renshi saw this scene when he entered. He said "Wow", and Gu Lanzhi shouted angrily: "I didn't do anything! She had to pick her up herself!" "I am so angry! Are women the only ones in this world who want to be innocent? Men's innocence is also very precious!" It is said that Lord Gu raped a common girl in Zui Chun Tower but failed. Gu Lanzhi later defended his case to everyone he met. But others don't listen. Gu Lanzhi simply stopped arguing. In fact, he didn't go to Zuichunlou that day to order girls, he just wanted to know how Bai Shao sat on Ma Hu's head and spun around! He is just eager to learn, but he is not lustful! The title of the book is adapted from the phrase "Ma Zuo Lu Fei Kuai". PS: This is an abstract work on a whim. I basically wrote whatever I thought of. It has no logic and is purely for my own entertainment. If any readers think it is outrageous, the author is still saving the manuscript for "The Apocalypse of the Mysterious Sutra" and it is really difficult to spare time to revise it. Please forgive me. Purpose: It is shameful not to question a life of questionable nature