My New Boyfriend Absolutely Won't Be an Undercover Agent!

[Check out my ongoing story, I Put All My Points into Healing and Became a Saint, in my collection!] [Check out my upcoming story, Reincarnated into the Zenin Clan, I Went into Showbiz, in my collection!] [The main story is told in third person] My name is Ogasawara Hana. That's an alias. My real identity is Grapa, a member of a mysterious organization that uses alcohol as codenames. I'm a top killer who operates in the shadows! A super assassin feared throughout the underworld... ...or rather, the number-one underling. Big Brother Gin, please put down that gun. But after I went to America for two years, someone stole my throne as the number-one underling. Deprived of my big brother's love, I came back to Japan with a guide to winning over men, lovingly taught to me by Vermouth. I was furious, and ready to find a new master for the sharpest weapon in the organization, someone who would dote on me, love me, care for me, get up early to make me sweet little cookies, and sing me lullabies before bed! Vermouth said I was looking for a boyfriend and warned me to be careful not to get tricked. I confidently patted my chest and told her not to worry. For my first boyfriend, I chose the gentle and dependable sweetheart Scotch. His stubble was a little prickly, but otherwise he had no flaws. He could play guitar and even fry little octopus sausages for me! Then Big Brother Gin told me that Scotch was an undercover agent. ...Fine. I let him go during the hunt, thanks to the little octopus sausages. I almost got scooped by that sniper named Rye along the way. I rushed over in a fury, only to find that he was pretty handsome, too. You're so eager to kill an undercover agent, you definitely can't be one yourself! My second boyfriend was Rye. He had a pretty bad temper and always ignored my wishes, dragging me out of dessert shops, but after every mission he rewarded me with little cakes and patted my head with his warm palm. Turns out he was an undercover agent, too. Before leaving, he even tried to kill Big Brother Gin without saying a word to me. Waaah. I spent a long time picking out my third love interest, and finally chose Bourbon, who Vermouth had confirmed was as black as could be. I bet you're the real deal, a genuine bottle of booze!! (screaming at the top of my lungs) Just as I was doing my best to keep my third relationship going, I suddenly spotted my ex and my current boyfriend secretly meeting... I turned around without changing expression, grabbed a handsome, curly-haired stranger with black hair from the street, and confessed to him on the spot. He's not even booze, so surely he can't be an undercover agent! All you cops, leave me alone!! Matsuda Jinpei, an active-duty police officer with the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department: ? Reader's Guide: 1. The main story is told in third person. The pairing is Rei. 2. The blurb is from the heroine's point of view. The hero's perspective may be completely different (laughs). 3. There's a reason the heroine is a little dim, so please don't call her an idiot qwq ---Coming Soon--- I Put All My Points into Healing and Became a Saint Lia is hopelessly clumsy, gets motion sick from 3D games, is afraid of dying, and has a phobia of fighting. She logged into a game recommended by a friend, half believing it was any good, only to find herself assigned the Saint class from the start. Wait, if she has healing skills, does that mean she can't die? Without a second thought, Lia put all her points into healing. As she explored the game, she discovered that its setting was so complicated it was almost infuriating. The factions were entangled in a web of relationships, and one wrong move could mean game over. As a squishy healer, Lia decided to build up her reputation with each faction first, and find someone powerful to rely on. Ideally, she could scrape through the game without dying. But... is something about this story's direction a little off? [Congratulations, player! You have completed the limited-time SSR mission "Minimize the Damage Caused by the Fall of the Sword of Damocles on the Red King, Kagutsu Genji." You have successfully changed the fate of 700,000 people in Kanagawa Prefecture and earned the achievement "Defying the Sun."] [Mission Rewards: [Red King's Attention], [Blue King's Gratitude]] [Current Faction: Cathedral] [Congratulations, player! You have earned the title "Saint of the Cathedral." When equipped, friendliness in the "Southern Kanagawa" region increases by 100.] [Congratulations, player! You have completed the limited-time SSR mission "Protect the Citizens of the Kanto Region During the Dragon Head War" and earned the achievement "Dispersing the Darkness."] [Story CGs Unlocked: [First Appearance in the Jujutsu World], [Encounter with the Man Who Does Not Kill]] [Title Upgraded to "Saint of Mercy." When equipped, friendliness in the "Kanagawa" region increases by 100.] [Congratulations, player! The favorability of every character card in your inventory has reached "Friendly" or higher. Your faction reputation has increased, and you have earned the achievement "Myriad Friends."] [Title Upgraded to "Saint of Benevolence." When equipped, friendliness across the entire map increases by 100.] [Congratulations, player! You have completed... the mission...] Lia had only planned to make it through the game, but along the way she unlocked the hidden achievement "Descent of Divine Grace." Looking at the bodyguards around her, each with a more shocking identity than the last... Help, is she really just a player...? Theme: Learn to accept yourself so you can appreciate life.