Pre-release: A No-CP Cute Pet Novel, I Can Hear What Animals Are Thinking and Take Requests on Livestream. Click the column in the top right to add it to your favorites (rolling around)
Mao Mao, a college graduate who is unemployed from day one, has another identity: she's the heiress of Tongzu Yinxing! Her parents own a hundred or so branches of Mao Family Bathhouses across the country, combining massage, steam rooms, scrubbing, hot springs, buffets, and cinemas. Mao Mao inherited their skills. Not only is she incredibly strong, she can also find the exact sore spots on a person's body and strike with pinpoint accuracy!
After transmigrating, Mao Mao finds herself in a spacefaring age without humans. Here, there are beastfolk who look entirely human, fluffy Furry who are 70% animal, aquatic beastfolk, and insectoids. It's a wild mishmash!
They possess powerful beast bloodlines and mental strength, but can only expend that strength, not heal with it. Those who suffer mental instability or serious injuries can only be restrained or exiled.
Illiterate Mao Mao, who barely understands the interstellar language, has no choice but to put her massage skills to use. Starting with a tiny massage parlor, she gradually expands until she becomes queen of the bathhouses.
A gray wolf beastfolk is pressed on the shoulders and, with a poof, turns into a scarred little gray wolf, whimpering. Even a hot-tempered beagle-type beastfolk with bared teeth meekly lets her pet his head. The beasts are stunned: She just pressed on me a little, and it felt so good I nearly ascended! It must be magic!
Later, the shop offers even more services. Mao Mao says, "Sis, do you want a milk scrub or a red wine scrub?" "Naturally sourced volcanic hot springs, to soothe your muscles and get your blood flowing!" "This cupping therapy is big and round." "Please lie still. Even if your therapist is handsome, keep your hands to yourself!"
The pre-release novel I Can Hear What Animals Are Thinking and Take Requests on Livestream tells the corresponding story of Mao Mao. Add it to your favorites if you're interested!
Mao Mao's original name is Shui Fu Flower * Leon Na * Kao Wu Miao. She's a calico cat beastfolk born in the capital of Beast Star. After graduating from military school, she accidentally switches bodies with the heiress of a bathhouse and comes to Earth.
Unable to read or write Chinese, she doesn't want to burden her body's original owner's parents, so she chooses to survive on her own. Thinking carefully about her greatest strengths, she comes up with two: she has formidable physical and mental strength, and she can hear animals' thoughts and talk with them.
Just before she is about to become a bodyguard, the leader of the neighborhood's stray cats, who has spent years immersed in city life, shows her a way forward: team up with stray cats and dogs and set up the Meow-Meow Errand Agency, earning money by fulfilling clients' requests.
With livestreaming on the rise, Mao Mao considers the cost of starting a business. She and the cat boss immediately register an account and begin taking requests on livestream, with a clear focus:
"Specializing in communication between people and pets. We find missing people, pets, and belongings. Whatever you're looking for, we can find it! Introductory rates: 80 for big jobs, 40 for small ones."
When she starts streaming, nobody watches. Then a local influencer, desperate to find a cat missing for days, clicks in. Thinking it might be worth a shot, the influencer shows a photo of the cat.
Before Mao Mao can say anything, the orange cat boss beside her is already meowing impatiently, making wild gestures with his paws.
"Streamer, what is he saying?"
Mao Mao translates: "The cat boss has seen your cat. It escaped from the hospital and went to Wuxing Street to have kittens."
The influencer is stunned and drives over. Sure enough, the scene is enough to make anyone's eyes hurt. They grab the cat and send it back to the hospital to be neutered. Caught, the cat's eyes go wide. "Meow, meow, meow!"
Mao Mao translates again: "He says he's already had offspring, so he has no regrets about being neutered!"
The comments: Can the streamer really understand animals?!
The influencer is deeply grateful and promotes Mao Mao of their own accord. More and more people join the livestream, and Mao Mao receives an ever-growing number of requests. The Meow-Meow Errand Agency becomes increasingly well-known. It partners with nearby police stations and hospitals, helps find hundreds of missing children and elderly people, and assists the police with several cases. A whole wall is covered in red commendation banners.
But that's not what Mao Mao truly wants. She says:
"The first time I saw how many stray cats and dogs were homeless in the city, I saw them enduring hunger, with nowhere to live, even suffering abuse and bullying... The ultimate purpose of starting this agency is to do everything I can to give stray animals a safe home, and help them become part of society, earning warmth and food through their own abilities. One day, humans and beasts will be equals."
Theme: Starting over and staying true to your original purpose
Colorful black snake, okay, a giant python version of the black shiny scale snake (bushi), Passionate Amway shiny scale snake, super beautiful, especially the white shiny scale snake, it is a fairy snake.
Ah…? Is this being spawned?
Why is everyone's spiritual world so easy to grasp so far? It's so funny.
Hahahahahaha panda is getting bigger
The heroine is really well protected. She has such a magical ability for this era, and she has no sense of crisis at all...
Is it not uploaded completely? I see here why there is only half a sentence at the end 😭
Ahhhhhhhhhh I really liked Naoko Azuma's books when I was in elementary school. I was very excited when I saw the description. Author, I like you so much.
Damn the male emperor, just pay for it, but he still sells it miserably, this is crazy
Maomao opened a breast stepping service on Earth?
Hahahaha, this meme is so funny