My next novel will be The Tough Guy Raises a Kid: Staying Alive Is Enough
Blurb:
After clearing twenty post-apocalyptic worlds, Su Ran earns the title of strongest soldier.
On his twenty-first transmigration into a book, he is mistakenly sent to the modern world.
In this life, Su Ran is the real young master whom everyone hates. After being set up and marrying a domineering CEO, the CEO treats him with indifference.
Su Ran gradually turns twisted, taking out his anger on the CEO’s son with insults and beatings.
The CEO’s son is no pushover either. He has the standard overpowered hero personality, thinks he’s the best in the world, never gives up, and is cocky and confident. He and Su Ran get into fights every day, making the household a madhouse.
In the end, the CEO divorces Su Ran, who becomes a laughingstock in the entertainment industry.
The moment Su Ran transmigrates, he starts packing.
Why should he raise someone else’s brat or play the pampered little wife to a man?
As he’s leaving, he hears a noise behind him and turns around.
The three-year-old little dragon-pride hero is tottering on tiptoe, holding the edge of the table and stretching out his chubby little hand to reach the milk on top.
Su Ran grabs the little dragon-pride hero under the arms and lifts him up, looking disgusted. “And you think you’re some kind of overpowered hero?”
When he was three, he could knock out one little zombie with every punch :)
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Run a Restaurant! is a variety show.
The contestants have to start by clearing land for farming, chopping wood, and building a house, then work their way up to independently running a complete restaurant.
The show invites four celebrity families with children, and each family can bring two helpers.
The Best Actress invites a Michelin-starred chef and a marketing expert who graduated from MIT.
The God of Song brings an agricultural and forestry expert and a PhD in architecture.
Only Su Ran, a guest brought in to fill out the numbers, shows up with a single child.
Online viewers: ?
What the hell, is this guy deliberately slacking off?
Forget running a restaurant. If Su Ran can even grow crops with that kid, I’ll get on my knees and call him Dad.
The show goes live.
While the other guests only know the theory, can’t drive a tractor, are afraid of insects, and don’t even know how to chop wood or build a house, and the kids complain and cry about the harsh conditions...
Su Ran and the little dragon-pride hero get the field tidied up in no time.
In the tractor, Su Ran wears sunglasses, puts an arm around the little dragon-pride hero, and skillfully steers with one hand. “Pay attention. A man who can’t drive a tractor doesn’t deserve to be called an overpowered hero.”
The little dragon-pride hero’s gaze is resolute. He clenches his fist and says in a baby voice, “Give me three minutes, and I’ll take this thing down!”
Online viewers: M-mom, Su Ran, you’re my dad.
Who knew Su Ran could do all this? He and his endlessly energetic kid could almost pass for a whole construction crew.
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The CEO Fu Bianzhou, who’s always flying around the world, finally remembers one day that he has a child and a wife in name only at home.
Fu Bianzhou asks his assistant, “What’s going on at home?”
The assistant pulls out a tablet and opens the show. “The madam is teaching the young master how to... how to fight a bear...?”
Fu Bianzhou: ?
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Little scene.
When Fu Bianzhou gets home, he finds the place completely empty. Not a soul in sight.
Fu Bianzhou: “Did Su Ran realize he was wrong and decide he’s too ashamed to face me?”
The secretary checks the security footage and wipes away a bead of sweat. “N-no... it was the young master. He... he carried the madam off and ran away...?”
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Content warnings and additional notes:
The kid is not the seme’s. The variety show starts in Chapter 12.
The kid can carry the shou off and fight a bear, so of course he’s no ordinary child! His portrayal is exaggerated. He has the personality of an overpowered hero and isn’t a perfect kid. He may be a bit of a handful, and he’s genuinely not a sweet, well-behaved child. Think of him as a chuunibyou, hot-blooded, silly troublemaker and hopeless romantic. [Keep this in mind, and run if it bothers you~]
Both are virgins, one-on-one pairing: Fu Bianzhou (seme) x Su Ran (shou).
A tough, iron-willed, straight-laced soldier with a kingly aura x a hot-blooded, chuunibyou, show-off little dragon-pride hero who never gives up x a very busy seme who won’t appear for a long time in the early story.
Some face-slapping, some showing off, some variety shows, and plenty of fun.
The focus is mainly on raising the kid, with the romance later on and kept light.
One-line summary: A veteran soldier trains a little soldier, and what happens when a grumpy man becomes the father of a scatterbrain (x
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Coming soon: The Tough Guy Raises a Kid: Staying Alive Is Enough, a seme-focused healing slice-of-life story
Tough-guy CEO seme x homemaking, wife-like shou x adorable miniature little seme
Yao Bai is a textbook domineering CEO.
He’s a natural workaholic. When the company gets busy, he rolls up his sleeves and works alongside his employees.
He only ever goes between the office and the gym. Nobody has ever seen him smile, and his subordinates privately call him the living King of Hell.
One early morning, Yao Bai opens the door to go for a run.
A little kid is crouched in front of his house, counting ants with his head lowered. He’s wearing a checked shirt and overalls, with chubby little arms and legs and a baby bottle tucked under one arm.
Even worse, the kid has the exact same face Yao Bai had when he was little.
Isn’t that three-year-old Yao Bai himself?!
When little Yao Bai tilts his head to speak, he has a tiny hiccup and a trembling little voice. His baby-fat cheeks are rosy and soft.
“W-who are you? Why are you in my house?”
Yao Bai slams the door shut.
Impossible. He definitely wasn’t this stupid as a kid.
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To keep his younger self from ending up on the street,
Yao Bai eventually takes little Yao Bai in.
Little Yao Bai is fussy and vain.
He wants warm milk first thing in the morning.
He won’t go to kindergarten unless he’s wearing nice clothes.
And he wants his dinner to have both meat and vegetables.
Yao Bai mixes the formula with cold water, without measuring.
He makes little Yao Bai wear his undershirt on the outside, uses long johns as a scarf, and styles his hair with wet hands.
He cooks the steak until it’s twenty times overdone, then hands it to little Yao Bai with a stony expression. “There, now it’s germ-free. You can eat it without worrying.”
With a mop of bedhead and puffed cheeks, little Yao Bai chews the steak with all his might.
His little face scrunches up like a steamed bun. He sighs.
“Yao Bai, what kind of life did you have before I came along?”
To help grown-up Yao Bai live a normal life,
little Yao Bai looks around and decides that Yao Bai’s secretary, Tao Tao, seems like a reliable person.
He clutches Tao Tao’s clothes and looks up at him. “Big brother, could I ask you to take care of Yao Bai from now on?”
Tao Tao: ?!
Could it be that little Yao Bai has already figured out he’s been secretly in love with Yao Bai for decades?
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News that Yao Bai is married with a child spreads through their circle, but not a single photo ever leaks.
The most sought-after bachelor in their circle has been taken, and rumors immediately start flying.
Some say Yao Bai’s wife is ugly and not fit to be seen in public.
Others say Yao Bai, who built his fortune from nothing, married into his wife’s family. Her family must be rich and powerful, and look down on him.
Some even attack the child’s appearance.
Then one day, a variety show about raising kids, produced by Yao Bai’s company, goes live.
Yao Bai’s family appears on camera as special guest stars.
Tao Tao is holding little Yao Bai, and when he turns to look at Yao Bai, his gaze is practically dripping with affection.
[You call that look on Tao Tao’s face “marital discord”?]
[Little Yao Bai looks just like Mr. Yao. Mr. Yao ranked thirteenth in last year’s list of the world’s 100 most handsome men, and you call the kid ugly? Excuse me?]
[How has nobody noticed that Tao Tao’s stomach looks kind of unusually big...?]
[Damn... Mr. Yao really is a winner in life.]
[Mr. Yao is a real winner in life!]
[Damn... never mind, I’m dreaming about Mr. Yao tonight! (gently closes eyes)]
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Content warnings:
Seme-focused! The story revolves around Yao Bai.
A slice-of-life child-rearing and romance story. The shou has a crush on the seme.
The shou gazes at the seme, and the seme spoils the shou.
More or less a story about a family of three healing each other, with lots of sweet everyday moments ww
Theme: Pay attention to children’s physical and emotional development
I really like this feeling. Su Ran makes me feel like an eagle soaring freely between heaven and earth, or a snow leopard living alone in the snow-capped mountains. It is cold and unrestrained. It is difficult for people who have been restrained in the steel forest of cities and society for a long time not to be seduced by the free and wanton wildness, and it is difficult not to let their eyes chase such creatures. The relationship between the two of them is also very good. They will go in opposite directions and go their own way, but they will also change their own way for the sake of the other to meet briefly, absorb energy in the brief meeting and continue on. How should I put it...! ! In short, there is a feeling of mutual respect and love for each other. TT hopes that Su Ran's journey will always be full of fun. I also hope that Chu Pou will become a happy Long Aotian who can live the lifestyle of his own choice. I hope that Bo Yizhou will always have countless weeks and a half to follow Su Ran and move forward freely! !
How should I put it? I feel that I will never be able to achieve this kind of freedom like Su. Su Ran and Fu Bianzhou are really a match made in heaven. They are a perfect match, but I feel that the relationship line is not that perfect.
This is what people with this kind of personality are like. With so many emotional lines, I think it fits the personality very well.
Very good, very good, very good. For Brother Su, love is the spice of life. Brother Su is so chic and handsome. Woooooooooooooooooo.
Not even car exhaust! I'm going crazy, dark, twisted and crawling
It's not the kind of sweet-looking article that I like to read in the past, but I feel very comfortable reading this.
Press the claws, I also like this kind of life, but it's a pity that I can't do it. I can't just leave at the drop of a hat.
Although the author said that the emotional line of this article is not easy to push, and it is not that sweet. But I really think it's sweeter than many sweet articles! Su Ran is like a wandering civet cat. He usually never sees a shadow, but when you don't know it, he always brings a newly caught fish: oi, I caught a fish and came back to see you. Do you miss me? (Holding a rose in his mouth) Fu Bianzhou is like a wolf dog. He usually fights the world at home. When he sees the cat coming home: Come on, brother, I will go out with you today (stick out tongue and circle)
Extra, I want extra (chopsticks hitting the bowl)
I haven't watched it for many days, but it's already finished o(╥╥)o
What? ? ? What's going on? I just want to stock up, why is it over? ?
A Rough Man Raises His Cubs and Makes It as Long as He Lives.
The Entire Entertainment Industry Belongs to Me
No One in the Entertainment Industry Believes That We Are Real
Beautiful NPC Refuses to Post
You Should Take Care of Your Husband as Early as Possible
After Being Diagnosed with Mental Illness, My Mental State Became Better
After Father Cyber's Voice Was Heard by All the Villains,
After Taking the Future Zaizai to the Baby's Breast, It Became Popular
After Losing My Memory, I Fell in Love with the Actor
I Just Want to Post with You
Extra Collection
After Being Reborn, I Met My Ex-Husband by Chance on a Love Show.
I really like this feeling. Su Ran makes me feel like an eagle soaring freely between heaven and earth, or a snow leopard living alone in the snow-capped mountains. It is cold and unrestrained. It is difficult for people who have been restrained in the steel forest of cities and society for a long time not to be seduced by the free and wanton wildness, and it is difficult not to let their eyes chase such creatures. The relationship between the two of them is also very good. They will go in opposite directions and go their own way, but they will also change their own way for the sake of the other to meet briefly, absorb energy in the brief meeting and continue on. How should I put it...! ! In short, there is a feeling of mutual respect and love for each other. TT hopes that Su Ran's journey will always be full of fun. I also hope that Chu Pou will become a happy Long Aotian who can live the lifestyle of his own choice. I hope that Bo Yizhou will always have countless weeks and a half to follow Su Ran and move forward freely! !
How should I put it? I feel that I will never be able to achieve this kind of freedom like Su. Su Ran and Fu Bianzhou are really a match made in heaven. They are a perfect match, but I feel that the relationship line is not that perfect.
This is what people with this kind of personality are like. With so many emotional lines, I think it fits the personality very well.
Very good, very good, very good. For Brother Su, love is the spice of life. Brother Su is so chic and handsome. Woooooooooooooooooo.
Not even car exhaust! I'm going crazy, dark, twisted and crawling
It's not the kind of sweet-looking article that I like to read in the past, but I feel very comfortable reading this.
Press the claws, I also like this kind of life, but it's a pity that I can't do it. I can't just leave at the drop of a hat.
Although the author said that the emotional line of this article is not easy to push, and it is not that sweet. But I really think it's sweeter than many sweet articles! Su Ran is like a wandering civet cat. He usually never sees a shadow, but when you don't know it, he always brings a newly caught fish: oi, I caught a fish and came back to see you. Do you miss me? (Holding a rose in his mouth) Fu Bianzhou is like a wolf dog. He usually fights the world at home. When he sees the cat coming home: Come on, brother, I will go out with you today (stick out tongue and circle)
Extra, I want extra (chopsticks hitting the bowl) I haven't watched it for many days, but it's already finished o(╥╥)o
What? ? ? What's going on? I just want to stock up, why is it over? ?