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Pre-collection of "Bringing Future Zai Zai to the Baby Show and It Blows Up" Seeking Wellness
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Copywriting of this article:
Lu Zhi lost his memory. When he opened his eyes, he was told that he was the legal lover of the entertainment industry actor Jiang Xing, or the result of his persistent pursuit for many years. In fact, the other party had always had Bai Yueguang in his heart.
Amnesia Lu Zhi: No doubt licking the dog.
Jiang Xing also lost his memory. He found that he had been married to an amateur named Lu Zhi for four years, but the other person cared about him, was cold and indifferent to him, and ignored him. The key was that he was always greeting and caring.
Amnesia Jiang Xing: The fist is hard.
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After that, the two appeared on a couple love variety show together.
So, in the following program, netizens saw:
Lu Zhi: Jiang Xing cheated.
Jiang Xing: Oh, do you want to pay? Find the one named Lu.
Lu Zhi: Get up and work.
Jiang Xing: What if I don't do it?
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Netizen 1: Is this really a love variety show, not a divorce variety show?
Netizen 2: Let's get divorced. I'll pay for the handling fee.
Netizen 3: If these two don't get divorced, I will write their names upside down.
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In the middle of the program, the program team added the bracelet project:
Both parties wear bracelets to monitor their heart rate, and if one party's heart beats faster, the other party gets a bonus.
Lu Zhi: Are you kidding? Why would you fall in love with him?
Jiang Xing: Hey, isn't it easy to make his heart flutter?
So——
Helping the other person to slap him in the face, inviting him to a candlelight dinner, choosing his favorite birthday cake, and then spending a lot of money... All the tricks to make the other person's heart flutter seem to get more and more intense, and finally...
According to the heart rate chart released by the program team, the two of them skyrocketed!
Netizen 1: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, they are both fishing!
Netizen 2: How could you not kiss me! ! ! Jiang Xing, are you not good enough? ! !
Netizen 3: That name needs to be written backwards. Come back to me.
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Until one day, the two regained their memories.
Watching the clips of the variety show, the two were speechless: Is it too late for me to go to the crematorium now?
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No matter how many times I forget you, you are always my heartbeat.
The flower of the high mountain, a college student x cynical and unsparing actor.
Double first love, double secret love, double amnesia, forever 1v1, love each other, and finally the memory will be recovered.
Live broadcast articles, there are barrage comments from netizens, no prototypes, Jinjiang is specially for the entertainment industry, simple sweet articles without brains, don't take it seriously.
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Pre-birth story "Little Zai Zai comes back to find his father"
Yu Qiu, who is a 18-year-old boy, was recently touched by a kid.
The little boy said that his name was Yu Guoluo and that he came from the future. He also said that his two fathers were Yu Qiu and He Hongyi, Yu Qiu's nemesis since childhood.
Yu Qiu raised his eyebrows: Is He Hongyi itchy again? Are you using such a child to tease him?
And the results of a DNA test showed that Yu Qiu was really Yu Jieluo's biological father.
Just when Yu Kuai was chirping and shouting that he wanted to see his other father, He Hong.
Yu Qiu tore up the DNA test report expressionlessly, "You will only have me as your father from now on."
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In order to save money for milk powder for Yu Gaojia, Yu Qiu, who was black on the Internet, took her kid to a certain baby show.
After learning of the news, the entire Internet was in an uproar, with a series of negative news such as #\\treating a child#, #getoutwazong#, #children# and many more trending on the hot searches.
After the show starts.
The other guests were either too busy taking care of their children or were brought to their knees by their children.
Yu Qiu and Yu Gao climbed trees to pick peaches, fished in rivers, sneaked out in the middle of the night to eat supper, and acted mischievously to fight against the unfair rules of the show crew.
Yu Gaojia didn't cry or fuss. Even though she was covered in mud and had a mouthful of oil, she still clung to Yu Qiu's body. She kept blinking, "Dad, you are so awesome. I love daddy the most!"
Netizen: Who doesn't envy such a childhood life? !
All of a sudden, the whole internet wanted a brother-type father who looked like Yu Qiu, and a cute little boy who looked like Yu Gaolai!
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At the same time, violent news broke out on the Internet, saying that Yu Qiu was a scumbag who not only enriched the belly of innocent girls, but also stole other people's children in order to gain publicity for being on a baby show.
And during the next live broadcast of the baby show, the platform president He Hongyi attended the show as a flying guest. Yu Gao grabbed He Hongyi's sleeve and dragged him to Yu Qiu. She was extremely excited and said, "Dad, look, my eldest daddy is back pretending to be a corpse!"
In an instant, the whole network was boiling;! ! !
The scumbag father turns into a sad boy mother instantly!
Literature is by my side!
After the Dongchuang incident, Yu Qiu hid in the corner and drew circles.
He Hong stood behind him and said with a slight smile, "I heard that you were pregnant with our baby behind my back and spread rumors that I was dead?"
Purpose: Only a sincere heart can achieve happy love.