Coming soon: The Little Fattish Bird Stumbles into a Dating Show and Becomes a Hit. The blurb is at the end!
He Xijun woke up to find she had become the villain's wicked stepmother in a Mary Sue novel.
* Look at her big-shot villain husband, then at the scheming little villain kid. The big villain fathered the little villain, and when the kid grows up, he’ll kill her.
He Xijun gave a cold laugh. Without a second thought, she bundled up the kid, dragged the big-shot villain Lin Beiming along, and hurried off to a parenting variety show.
She said she was going to give the kid the best education.
And so the kid started performing for money, while He Xijun started picking fights with the whole world!
Other people’s kids smiled like flowers. He Xijun’s kid rolled around in the fields, legs in the air.
Other people’s kids fell asleep to fairy tales. He Xijun’s kid had to dress up as a little demon and coax her to sleep.
Other people’s kids had a carefree time on the show. He Xijun’s kid had to earn money for her. As they say, children with awful parents learn to fend for themselves early.
From the kid’s perspective: In his previous life, Lian Yanchu watched his father get murdered when he was just a little boy. After finally taking revenge, he was reborn at the age of four.
The first thing he saw when he opened his eyes was his useless stepmother sucking up to his dad. Was he supposed to put up with that?
He was going to turn his dad against her and get himself a new stepmother!
He Xijun showed off her cooking on the show, and the kid carried a plate over to Lin Beiming.
The kid: Dad, this wicked woman made food for me. She must be trying to poison your precious son.
Lin Beiming: If you won’t eat it, give it to me. You ungrateful brat...
He Xijun stood up for the kid by putting a mean girl in her place. The kid felt a little guilty and went to find Lin Beiming.
The kid: Dad, my stepmother has such a bad temper. She’ll be a bad influence on your precious son!
Lin Beiming: You don’t understand a parent’s heart, you unfilial brat...
He Xijun left home in a huff, and the kid came running to Lin Beiming.
The kid: Dad, I’m a little sad, but Mom doesn’t want us anymore!
Lin Beiming: Move aside. You’re slowing me down from winning my wife back...
Reading guide: 1. The kid is not her biological child and is reborn with a golden finger.
2. The world of the story is connected to reality, and includes fantasy elements.
* He Xijun: gorgeous, bold, and an amazing cook. Lin Beiming: ruthless, taciturn, and aloof.
Coming soon: Shi Er is a little fattish bird, a little fattish bird who’s had a rough time in the demon world. She can only pack her bags and sneak off to the human world.
The little bird finds everything fascinating. When she runs into a dating-show director, his eyes light up. “I think you’re perfect for it!”
Little bird: The female lead of the dating show!
Director: No, the show’s janitor!
The little bird isn’t going to take that lying down. She swears she’ll prove herself, but the next second, a leopard demon opens its bloody jaws at her.
Fu Xuanyu, head of the Demon Management Bureau, sweeps in and saves her. The little bird grabs the big shot’s leg in the blink of an eye.
Shi Er: Big shot, take me in! I can clean!
She doesn’t get a cleaning job, but does get to join a dating show.
She drops into the entertainment world and gets half the internet mocking her.
The show goes live, and there she is, all silly charm and dimples.
When the little fattish bird sings, couples start getting together.
Everyone who’s watched says it’s great, but Shi Er is distressed.
The big shot is too much trouble. She just wants to run away.
Too late!
Once the livestream starts, the other couples are either scheming up a storm or forcing their viewers to watch them flirt.
The scene changes. Fu Xuanyu rolls up his sleeves. “Shi Er, don’t go in the water!”
“Shi Er, don’t climb trees!”
“Shi Er, you’re not allowed to look at other men!”
Watching Shi Er look so annoyed, the viewers clenched their fists behind the scenes. You jerk! One day, I’ll seize power from you!
Fu Xuanyu: Shi Er, wash your hands. Dinner’s ready!
Shi Er: (beaming) Coming right up!
The everyday antics of a dating-show couple outsmarting each other. Another day full of love!
The silly, flirtatious little fattish bird, Shi Er, and the aloof, pure-hearted head of the Demon Management Bureau, Fu Xuanyu.
Note: The male lead is based on Bai Ze.
Theme: When the clouds clear, the moon appears; wipe the dust away and the mirror shines.
The Tycoon Has a Drama Queen as His White Moonlight
I Married My Ex and Ended Up on a Dating Show
The Villain System Wants Me to Make a Comeback as a Slacker [Ancient to Modern]
My Darling Is Still Earning Merit Today
After My Marriage Partner Lost Their Memory, My Secret Crush Came True
A Contract Romance at the Male Idol's Home
Has the Silly Beauty Gotten Her Way Today?
Pre-released article: "Pear Blossom Moon", I hope you will support me~ Copywriter: If the party is over and you meet the man you have had a crush on for many years, how will you attract his attention? A small talk or a confession, or a cautious passing? No no no! Lin Zhimu tells you that the correct way to open it is: In order to save the male god's beloved dog, he was bitten by other dogs. As the saying goes, once bitten by a dog, the male god will love me forever! *Reunited after a long separation, Su Yanhe accompanied Lin Zhimu to get an injection in the hospital. Lin Zhimu was still as timid as ever, holding his hand tightly and not letting go. Su Yanhe suddenly wanted to ask where Lin Zhimu had the courage to leave without saying goodbye. Lin Zhimu (whispering): What? I left without saying goodbye. Wasn't it because he rejected me first? *Everyone knows that Su Yanhe, a new upstart in the business world, is married to a starlet with an eighteenth-line vase. The starlet flaunts his power and dominates heaven and earth. The media claimed: Mr. Su loves dogs very much, and in order to repay Lin Zhimu for rescuing dogs, he gave his life to her. Lin Zhimu forwarded the report to Su Yanhe cowardly and bravely, and received a reply from the man: "Don't Zhizhi understand why I waited for seven years?" *Seven years ago, Su Yanhe said to Lin Zhimu, "I want to go see the Pear Blossom Moon with you tomorrow." The girl's eyes turned pale, thinking that Su Yanhe was talking about the coolness of the pear blossoms, so she hid her love and whispered to go back, but she was afraid that they would never go back. Seven years later, Su Yanhe, with deep eyebrows, held Lin Zhimu in his arms and looked at the moon together, curling his lips and smiling softly. "So, does the moon really smell like pear blossoms?" The answer is self-evident. To this day, I love you, not because of the pear blossoms, nor because of the moon. I just want to express my love to you under the pear blossom moon. Pseudo-good girl&Flower of the high mountains Reading guide: 1. Secret love comes true, long separation reunites; 2. Tiantiantian is just a cookie!
It took me a day to read this book. Although there are some shortcomings in the logical rigor of the article, the fullness of the character creation, and the smoothness of the writing, it still has great potential, especially if you can write a complete story in the first book, which is quite good. I know that writing is not easy. It is a long-term process of generating electricity for love, and this book has no profit. Thanks to my love for words and the courage to persevere, this book can have a complete ending and a new beginning. I hope you will live up to your love, love what you love, do what you do, follow your heart, and don't ask about things. I look forward to more and better works!
Happy New Year! Darlings, I wish you all good luck in the Year of the Rabbit, success in your studies and success in your work! Everything goes well and the whole family is happy~
Happy New Year! Darlings, thank you for your support and companionship~ I wish everyone that all your wishes come true and are safe and smooth!
Haha, it's nice to say hello to a small child. My roommate met a child on the road yesterday, and when he greeted her, she subconsciously gave her a middle finger (it's become a habit to have more middle fingers, and now I'm trying to change the gesture), twice hahahahaha, and now she feels very regretful when she thinks about it.
When I was a kid, I played with plasticine. When they were kids, they played with space clay.
Hahaha, the kid with leaky teeth (hilarious)
Naughty kids and stuff are really annoying. Still so cute
Very nice(???????)
Goodbye! This is a great piece of work! The story is very heartwarming, I like it very much anyway!