A heads-up: This story is rather abstract. If you don't get abstract humor, you may want to skip it.
Next book: A Certain Cult Master Is Ready to Retire from the Martial World
Shuhua transmigrated into The Salty-Fish True Young Master Is Forced to Join a Parenting Romance Variety Show, Caught the Eye of a Crazy Young Master, Accidentally Became Famous, Got Pregnant, Was Reborn as the White Moonlight of the Demon Lord Protagonist, and Rose to the Top of Life.
Enough! You don't have to cram every popular trope into the title! You'll never get popular like that!
According to the laws of Jinjiang, every Immortal Venerable must come with a disciple who turns evil.
But Shuhua didn't have an evil disciple.
According to the laws of Jinjiang, every Immortal Venerable must come with an overbearing Demon Lord.
Shuhua looked at the 165-centimeter, eldritch-horror-style cross-dressing Demon Lord who was an octopus spirit.
"Although I went by Lord Xuanming when I was the Demon Lord, my real name is Li Xiuyu. I only changed it to shore up my position as Demon Lord," the Demon Lord said slowly.
Fine, there was neither a Demon Lord nor an evil disciple. Surely he could at least have a cool, domineering husband?
"Shuhua, I'm out of money," Yuechen said.
"Can't you shake down your ex for cash?!" Shuhua looked up. "You're the protagonist of an erotic novel, the beloved, aloof Immortal Venerable. How come no one's paying tribute to you?"
Yuechen pouted. "My ex is dead. He was sacrificed to the heavens and forged into a great sword."
What kind of scumbag thing is that to say?! Now he's trying to court me, Shuhua thought. Am I going to be sacrificed to the heavens too?
Yuechen said he loved playing with people's hearts. When I was slow to fall for him, he became even more interested in me.
He asked me, "When will you fall for me?"
I replied, "I don't have a heart."
His hand rested against my chest, but he couldn't feel a heartbeat.
I rolled my eyes at him. "Dude, I'm a tree. Where would a tree get a heart?"
After transmigrating into an erotic novel, Shuhua didn't become a villain, a male supporting character, the protagonist's white moonlight, or the protagonist's dark moonlight. He became an NPC, the background character who gets destroyed while the protagonist is busy having a world-ending romance. Shuhua found the protagonist of the erotic novel a bit of a headache.
The erotic novel's protagonist was supposed to be an aloof Immortal Venerable, but an aloof Immortal Venerable who kept blushing was way too much of a coy little thing.
But according to the first law of the Aloof Immortal Venerable Universe, an aloof Immortal Venerable in an erotic novel is always a coy little thing wearing an aloof Immortal Venerable's skin.
At first, that's what Shuhua thought. He sneered as he watched Yuechen seduce men left and right. What kind of aloof Immortal Venerable was he? Could a coy little thing whose legs turned to jelly at the sight of a man really call himself one?
Until Yuechen said, in an embarrassingly theatrical tone, "Hmph, I merely made puppets and controlled them to seduce those men. I never expected them to be so base, lusting after my puppets like beasts. I was only playing with their minds through the puppets."
What kind of deranged dominant-top line was that?! Shuhua shook his head.
This world was full of absurdities. Who could have guessed that the worldbuilding of an erotic novel could be so colorful?
Shuhua sighed. "I knew that when you pile on enough tropes, no cultivator can be ordinary."
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Theme: Live positively, and keep looking on the bright side
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A dead wife is a dead wife... A dead wife cannot be removed and become a wife... Only death is an eternal fate... Only you are left with memories between you. Even so, the dead wife will no longer be the dead wife after reincarnation... So the dead wife is the dead wife... (Dark thoughts)
Finished the chase in one day. It's really great (tears) and the chaotic and evil cp is totally my taste. Sadness and nothingness, love and death are always the most popular topics. I would like to ask the author whether he thinks this ending is a Law line, a Chaos line or a Neutral line (laughs) and whether he would consider writing a double-death END IF (please stop Dark-Chaos from speaking (hello)) Anyway, I'm looking forward to the follow-up of Moondust~
Yesterday I accidentally searched for this article by chance. I didn't expect it to be so great. I stayed up late and read 66 chapters. I was completely in tune with the brainwaves of the author Sama. TT really likes this nonsensical anti-routine style. . There are some Gintama, Fate, and Naruto memes in it that make me feel like I'm home www. I've never tasted such good food in JJ. I shed tears. Uh-huh. The main CP character is perfect and hit my cute point. The male and female girls are also very good kksk. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh use me thank you teacher for the meal (hold out your hand) I am going to write a long review after I finish it and share my insights and personal views on the plot and characters. If you have different ideas from the author sama then I will be responsible for calling it nonsense (hey)
I really wanted to complain a long time ago, I will definitely be hunchbacked if I am so big ()
Oh my God, such a standard East Asian male spring//the pure and slutty virgin in the dream
Wait a minute, Xiuyu seems to be a demon cultivator, so wouldn't it be possible to hang the boss on a street lamp (there were no street lamps in ancient times, so let's use the city gate). Hanging on the city gate to dry in the sun for 180 days, the delicious food will be dry and fresh (no)
Teacher, I want to do a product fan project here, do you mind? ()
You see, I'm so good-natured. Between sadness and nothingness, what did you choose?
Only when you lose can you understand the goodness of your deceased wife. Jpg
Brush again. I discovered that one of the supporting characters in the sequel has a name that looks very similar to Shuhua. Is this some White Moonlight stand-in literature? (Yummy). Will there be Xiu Yu in the future? I really like Octopus Xiu Gou.) Revisiting an old place is like carving a boat to find a sword (I want to see this joke)