[The next books are "Thousands of People Dislike You" and "Can't Straight Men Dress Up as Women?" Please collect it~, the copy is at the bottom
Three-and-a-half-year-old Chu Tiantian has a secret. He transforms into the beloved cub of his parents in a book.
But I have a dream every day that my family was invited to participate in a baby competition, and ended up becoming the control group for other babies, and was ridiculed by the entire Internet.
Thinking of the final fate of the Chu family, Chu Tiantian clenched his little fists, his beautiful big eyes full of perseverance. He must be a good boy every day, not a control group!
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The second season of the popular variety show "Zai Zai Goes Forward" is now on the air. Chu Tiantian attracts a lot of attention as soon as he appears on the stage with his three-headed body carved in pink and jade.
However, the audience soon discovered that something was wrong with this cub!
Early in the morning, while the other cubs were still lying in bed crying, Chu Tiantian had already put on his clothes by waving his little arms, and woke up his mother from her sleep with a sweet sound of milk.
Chu Tiantian's mother is a well-known painter, and she was born with a melancholy artist temperament.
However, Chu Tiantian came to the lawn and turned on the stereo, waved his little arms, and greeted his mother with a sweet voice, "Mom, dance with me, I'm really good!"
The audience said, "Hahaha, I don't know if this song can prevent depression. I laughed so hard every day that I laughed like a pig!"
When Chu Tiantian fell down, the audience thought he would cry. They were just about to feel distressed, but Chu Tiantian saw his father running towards him anxiously. Thinking of his father's future failure due to bankruptcy, he stood up with tears and burped, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, it hurts every day, but it's fine when I stand up!"
Audience, "I was actually educated by a five-year-old child!"
The program team gave the Zaizai a task - to do something for an elder in the family.
Others said, "Mom, wash your face~" "Grandma, let me rub your shoulders!"
Tiantian Zai holds the kindergarten homework in his little fist, "Grandpa, let's do the homework together!"
Audience: "Hahaha, if you don't want to do your homework, just say, Auntie will do it for you!"
Chu Tiantian puffed up his little face: No, it's not like that, I'm here to help grandpa prevent Alzheimer's disease!
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After the show was aired, Chu Tiantian had a pretty face, was obedient and sensible, could take care of himself at a young age, and even took the initiative to help adults, which immediately made a large number of netizens scream with cuteness.
Netizen: What color sack does Zaizai like!
The little bully in the show, Qin Shi, has a cool face and a fierce look on his face: Tiantian Zai is mine!
Netizens laughed: We can't get Tiantianzai, Qin Shizai can't get it either, and we feel mentally balanced instantly.
However, many years later, they saw a piece of news #Qin Shi, the leader of the Qin family, and Chu Tiantian, the only son of the Chu family, held the wedding of the century#
At the wedding, Qin Shiduan acted calm and reliable, but what he said made netizens almost faint.
Qin Shi: Who said I can't get Tiantian Zai? I get it now, but you'll never get it.
Netizen: Ahhh!
*: The entire text of this article is fictitious and has no prototype. Please do not substitute it into reality.
["Everyone finds it unpleasant"] Copywriting:
When Ji Lin was fifteen years old, his younger brother who had been missing for many years was found, and his life changed.
The gift he saved up to buy for his mother while working hard was thrown aside with disgust, while the gloves his younger brother bought with the pocket money given by his family were regarded as treasures.
He studied hard day and night, hoping that his family would see him, but his father said he was jealous.
His elder brother said to the younger brother who had found him, "It would be great if Ji Lin was half as good as you."
Even the person he likes, Mu Yingbing, just treats him as an obedient and good-looking plaything, who comes and goes when he is called upon.
On the night when Ji Lin had a high fever, everyone in the family celebrated his younger brother's birthday. Dragging his uncomfortable body, he called Mu Yingbing, but received a cold response from the other party, "Stop it."
Ji Lin looked at the couple's mobile phone that he had pestered Mu Yingbing with in confusion, smashed the mobile phone to pieces, and made a mocking smile, "I don't want to play with you anymore."
——
At first, Mu Yingbing looked at Ji Lin, whose temperament had changed drastically, and was full of confusion, "What are you crazy about!"
Ji Lin's eyes changed as he was drinking red wine. With a "Peng!" Sound, the wine glass was thrown at the opponent's feet. The shards bounced up and scratched Ji Lin's face. Bright red blood was left along his cheeks, like a delicate but spiked rose. "Don't mess with me."
Mu Yingbing looked at him for a long time and silently brought the medical kit.
Later, when Mu Yingbing's family and friends sued Ji Lin, he only said, "Jilin is very good. You must have offended him first."
Mu Yingbing found that he fell in love with Ji Lin more and more. Even if the other party acted again, he still found Ji Lin extremely cute.
One day, he held Ji Lin's hand and said in a pious manner, "Jilin, let's get married."
He thought that Ji Lin also loved him very much and would definitely agree without hesitation.
However, he never expected that Ji Lin shook off his hand and said with a leisurely smile, "I've had enough fun, let's break up."
Later, Ji Lin heard about the favored man from the past and went crazy looking for him. On a rainy night, the man was soaked to the skin, his body was trembling, and his expression was humble, "Ji Lin, come back with me..."
Later, Ji Lin's parents and brothers, who had once extremely disliked him, also sincerely begged him to come home——
Ji Lin slammed the door directly, "Tsk, how annoying."
["Can't straight men dress as women?" Copywriting:
Wen Yan is a tepid little up on a certain website. One day he made a big statement in the live broadcast room, "My followers increased by half a million in one month, and I went out to shoot vlogs dressed as women."
After saying that, he put this impossible thing behind him.
As a result, he watched his fans increase by half a million in less than a month.
Every time during the live broadcast, fans would send comments like, "Women's clothes, women's clothes, women's clothes!"
Wen Yan had no choice but to grit his teeth and wear a small skirt and go out. As a result... What a coincidence, he actually met his college idol!
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After returning home, Wen Yan conscientiously cut out the video clips in which the male star appeared. As a result, the fans with keen eyes actually argued with each other about the handsome guy.
Fans screamed, "Is this the old gong of Up? Please switch to the love channel! I won't do it in vain!"
This comment has hundreds of thousands of likes.
Wen Yan typed angrily, "I'm a straight man!"
He just thinks that the male god is good at studying and he simply admires him!
Moreover, the male god turned himself into an old-fashioned professor when he was in his twenties. He must not let the male god discover his waistcoat no matter how hard he died!
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One day during Wen Yan's live broadcast, comments such as "Up, please let me show you Lao Gong soon" began to appear in the barrage. Wen Yan skillfully pretended not to notice.
As a result, the next moment, a big hand with distinct joints came into the mirror, and a magnetic voice came, "Are you still up so late?"
Wen Yan, who repeatedly emphasized that the other party should not appear, was furious, "You care about me!"
Fans were also outraged, "Holy shit! Come on, this isn't your old gong!"
Intention: Once you identify your goal, work hard to achieve it!
Come on, don't cheat! ! ! 😫